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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Narcissisdick

Created by: Nicked

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Smuggester

joelb

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: Smug-jester

Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.

Etymology: Smug + Suggester

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Narse

Created by: Ra1111

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.

Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse

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Poppinay

Created by: thesteviest

Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay

Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.

Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay

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Conceitard

Created by: jdecker21

Pronunciation: con-see-tard

Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."

Etymology: conceited + retard

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Sparrogant

CitizenKeen

Created by: CitizenKeen

Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant

Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.

Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.

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Obliscuous

Created by: brokentrain

Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us

Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous

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Cockadoodledont

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT

Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.

Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)

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Chadcock

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: chad-cock

Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"

Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.

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Confidont

Created by: Tesher

Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt

Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.

Etymology: confident + don't (do not)

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!