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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Obblibcky
Created by: leeannhamers
Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee
Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky
Etymology: obblivous and cocky
Obliviflirt
Created by: apathy42
Pronunciation: o-BLI-vi-flirt
Sentence: Marcia whispered to Janice, "Uh oh, here comes Steve. He's such an obliviflirt, I'm not sure he'd notice if I kicked him square between the uprights."
Etymology: Oblivious and flirt
Narse
Created by: Ra1111
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.
Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse
Egomaniarcissist
Created by: myxodextoxmaybe
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That guy is such an egomaniarcissist that he just walked up to a girl and asked her to have sex with him without even saying hello!
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Repudidater
Created by: Scrumpy
Pronunciation: ri-pyoo-de-deyt
Sentence: Ken didn't realize he was such repudidater even after every women in the bar faked an illness to get away from him.
Etymology: repudiate - (to reject) date - (a romantic get together)
Arrogizen
Created by: earljw
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: A combination of 'arrogant' and 'citizen'.
Optimissed
Created by: MrDave2176
Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist
Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.
Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)
Casanovag
Created by: torpid
Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj
Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.
Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)
Pickuptardist
Created by: Czechxican
Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist
Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist
Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard
Pompool
Created by: skepsis
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.
Etymology: pompous and fool
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!