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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Prohounder
Created by: jsb1138
Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er
Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.
Etymology: propound + hound(er)
Pickuptardist
Created by: Czechxican
Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist
Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist
Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard
Pettyboy
Created by: Qinamil
Pronunciation:
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Etymology: Derived by removing the r from "Pretty boy".
Optimissed
Created by: MrDave2176
Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist
Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.
Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)
Narsexist
Created by: woofmaster
Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".
Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.
Etymology: narcissism + sexist
Flirtagonist
Created by: IneffableDawn
Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist
Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.
Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')
Glomper
Created by: AetasSerenus
Pronunciation:
Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.
Etymology:
Waldotomized
Created by: amilcaronline
Pronunciation:
Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.
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Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!