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            	            	DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Smuggester
Created by: joelb
Pronunciation: Smug-jester
Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.
Etymology: Smug + Suggester
Narse
Created by: Ra1111
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.
Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse
Poppinay
Created by: thesteviest
Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay
Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.
Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay
Conceitard
Created by: jdecker21
Pronunciation: con-see-tard
Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."
Etymology: conceited + retard
Sparrogant
Created by: CitizenKeen
Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant
Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.
Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.
Obliscuous
Created by: brokentrain
Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us
Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous
Etymology:
Cockadoodledont
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT
Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.
Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)
Chadcock
Created by: marissa1
Pronunciation: chad-cock
Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"
Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.
Confidont
Created by: Tesher
Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt
Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.
Etymology: confident + don't (do not)
	
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!