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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Casadodo

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe

Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!

Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.

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Pickupschmuck

Created by: jvanloon

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Poppinay

Created by: thesteviest

Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay

Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.

Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay

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Pompool

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

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Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.

Etymology: pompous and fool

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Obliscuous

Created by: brokentrain

Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us

Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous

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Narse

Created by: Ra1111

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Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.

Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse

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Fratego

Created by: bonus

Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go

Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!

Etymology: fraternity + ego

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Chadcock

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: chad-cock

Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"

Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.

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Egoitall

Created by: stevo

Pronunciation: ego-it-all

Sentence: What an egoitall, he thinks he's god's gift and smarter than everyone else.

Etymology: Egomaniac, know it all

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Overweejection

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Oh - ver - WE - jek - shun

Sentence: Overweejection didn't discourage Tom from trying to get a simuldate with the Alpha Delta Pis. When his mass-eVite was ignored, he had a pallet of chocolates delivered to the house. The results were not what he had hoped however, as they all broke out and refused to go out in public for the next week.

Etymology: overweening + rejection

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!