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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Prohounder

Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Pickuptardist

Created by: Czechxican

Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist

Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist

Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard

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Pettyboy

Created by: Qinamil

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Etymology: Derived by removing the r from "Pretty boy".

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Optimissed

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist

Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.

Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)

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Narsexist

Created by: woofmaster

Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".

Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.

Etymology: narcissism + sexist

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Flirtagonist

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist

Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.

Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')

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Glomper

Created by: AetasSerenus

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Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

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Waldotomized

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Created by: amilcaronline

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Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.

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Underaskeezer

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir

Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.

Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)

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Virgintellectual

Created by: jpmikkers

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!