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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Pickock
Created by: faithlessphil
Pronunciation: Pik-kok
Sentence: Jack is such a pickock that he hasn't even noticed that the reason he's being shot down is his garlic breath.
Etymology: Derived from the words "Pick" (from Pick up), "Cock," to form an alternative form of "Peacock," a preening, cocksure bird.
Casanovag
Created by: torpid
Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj
Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.
Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)
Pompool
Created by: skepsis
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.
Etymology: pompous and fool
Pompass
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pom/pass
Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.
Etymology: pompous + pass + ass
Egoitall
Created by: stevo
Pronunciation: ego-it-all
Sentence: What an egoitall, he thinks he's god's gift and smarter than everyone else.
Etymology: Egomaniac, know it all
Peaflop
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: pee-flop
Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Etymology: peacock, flop
Absutean
Created by: tgeorge
Pronunciation: Ab-soo-tea-n
Sentence: Mark was so absutean that he didn't realize he offended Maggie.
Etymology:
Repudidater
Created by: Scrumpy
Pronunciation: ri-pyoo-de-deyt
Sentence: Ken didn't realize he was such repudidater even after every women in the bar faked an illness to get away from him.
Etymology: repudiate - (to reject) date - (a romantic get together)
Argshooter
Created by: espsycho
Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter
Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."
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Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!