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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Casadodo
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe
Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!
Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.
Concenovambivalent
Created by: alabaster
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.
Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent
Poppinay
Created by: thesteviest
Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay
Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.
Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay
Conceitard
Created by: jdecker21
Pronunciation: con-see-tard
Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."
Etymology: conceited + retard
Egolitarian
Created by: haldean
Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN
Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!
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Cockadoodledont
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT
Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.
Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)
Flirtagonist
Created by: IneffableDawn
Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist
Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.
Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')
Arrogizen
Created by: earljw
Pronunciation:
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Etymology: A combination of 'arrogant' and 'citizen'.
Megotist
Created by: DrHarvey
Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist
Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.
Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!