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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Egolitarian

haldean

Created by: haldean

Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN

Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!

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Casadodo

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe

Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!

Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.

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Fratego

Created by: bonus

Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go

Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!

Etymology: fraternity + ego

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Waldotomized

amilcaronline

Created by: amilcaronline

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Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.

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Pompass

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

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Prohounder

Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Flirtagonist

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist

Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.

Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')

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Glomper

Created by: AetasSerenus

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Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

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Spazanova

Created by: JonnyP

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Pickuptardist

Created by: Czechxican

Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist

Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist

Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!