Verboticisms

Created by: yellowbird

Pronunciation: pur-plekst

Sentence: Josh posted pure perplext Saturday night, something about 'jeeping it real' and 'finding peas with his ex', but I'm sure Tim will let us know what happened as soon as he bails him out of jail.

Etymology: perplex + text

| Comments and Points

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /təˈkiˌmeil/

Sentence: Tequimail is the most dangerous of all forms of drunken internet usage: not quite as incoherently dismissible as bourblogging, more damagingly personal than margareplies, easier to slip into than mai typos, and more common than champosting.

Etymology: from tequila + e-mail

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

So true, the most dangerous of all usage forms. - sean30, 2008-01-31: 15:17:00

Great liquor-upped verboticisms all through your sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 11:58:00

Terrific words! I think bourblogging is my favorite though!! - libertybelle, 2008-01-31: 14:22:00

Personally, I'm a fan of "mai typo". - ErWenn, 2008-01-31: 21:53:00

Very E-sloshed; nice word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-31: 23:13:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ee nee bree ay shun

Sentence: When e-noch found out the next day that he had sent out a goofy and embarrassing e-mail to his e-quaintences, he apologized for his e-nebriation, drinking e-thanol. Next time, he thought, before I get e-ntoxicated like that, I will unplug my computer, so I cannot access my e-mails. E-nough!

Etymology: e-(=electronic)& Inebriation (a temporary state resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol)

| Comments and Points

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: in-E-bree-mayl

Sentence: Nursing a massive hangover as he reviewed his sent email folder Delbert was dismayed to learn that during the fog of last night's binge he had sent several highly inappropriate inebremails to his boss, his best friend's girlfriend, and several other friends and business associates and he knew it was going to be difficult to explain.

Etymology: Blend of 'inebriated' (under the influence of alcohol) and 'email' Electronic correspondence over the internet

| Comments and Points

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Po-stal-diss-or-der

Sentence: After a heavy bout of binge drinking Nigel was in a complete state of postaldisorder. He decided to email his boss to tell him what he'd been dying to say for ages. He told him that he sufferered from terrible BO and everyone in the office had noticed, he recommended that he should go straight to the chemist and get himself a strong deodorant. In his drunken haze he was sure that his boss would thank him first thing Monday morning.

Etymology: Post(mail) + Disorder(a disruption of the normal physical or mental functions, well known to be bought on by excessive alcohol consumption.

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Captures that sense of danger in drunk emailing! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 17:00:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: al kuh HOLLA!

Sentence: mary wats up hows the kiids> hey what yo mean i drunj thi snot a acohlla

Etymology: alcohol + holla (obnoxious greeting)

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Man, you can get these just by driving past a bar/grill where some people you know happen to be getting blitzed. Good word! - ErWenn, 2008-01-31: 09:32:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: pikld/airing

Sentence: Please disregard the email sent out yesterday that stated the company dress code has changed to embrace 'Topless Tuesdays' It was clearly a picklederring.

Etymology: pickled (drunk) + err + pickled herring

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Outstanding. I also like the subtext of the "derring" in there, as it is a heroicly daring prospect to email the company while soused. - Banky, 2008-01-31: 11:04:00

I liked the derring do in your Topless Tuesdays! That might cause a flap in more ways than one! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 11:44:00

Absolute magic! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-31: 16:18:00

Another amaaazing word to continue your daily barrage of winning verboticisms. - Stevenson0, 2008-01-31: 23:28:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: sheepsshouldfly

Pronunciation: kar-ou-ac-esque

Sentence: Bob stumbled home inebriated with both hate and alcohol.Spying his open laptop on the table his cognitive cogs began to turn and in a moment of inspiration.He slumped in his chair and wrote a kerouacesque email to his boss.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: my kro broo eree soft

Sentence: Michael was quickly fading into microbrewerysoft mode, after a night of tippling and typing. The false courage and lack of inhibition that the local brew gave him, made him usually send out e-mails or blogs that he would spend weeks trying to amend for. Yes, it was high time that computers came with breathalyzers. Don't Drink and N-Drive!

Etymology: Microsoft (Computer Giant) & Micro Brewery (Small local brewery, usually makes beer and ale the old-fashioned way, often attached to a pub)

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Admire the way you embedded one word within another so successfully! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-25: 11:24:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: EEM-oild

Sentence: Marla knew she had emoiled over the weekend when her in-laws arrived from interstate for a week-long visit.

Etymology: blend of EMAILED + OILED: drunk; intoxicated.

| Comments and Points