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'What do you mean I'm too drunk to email my boss?'

DEFINITION: v., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions -- thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.

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Drunkmail

Created by: kmartinmt

Pronunciation: drunk-mail

Sentence: An added feature to your emails. inbox, spam, junkmail, drunkmail. A special hangout for your drinking friends.

Etymology:

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Pinablogada

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: Pee - na - blog - ada

Sentence: Stanley loved to blog. He could blog while he was cooking dinner and cleaning the house. He even blogged from his riding lawnmower. His most special contributions were the occasional pinablogada that he treated the world to during happy hour from his local bar. He would tap away on his laptop while he sipped away... "Twodaa i work late n jest nedic a drenc haaa. It a peeno coludee annd dats abut eit."

Etymology: The popular drink, Pina Colada forms the first and last parts of this word. The word blog is dropped in the middle.

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COMMENTS:

love it! - Jabberwocky, 2008-11-24: 15:09:00

metrohumanx You put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning oo oo ooh ... - metrohumanx, 2008-11-24: 16:12:00

ROFL! (rolling on floor laughing). Great fun word and sentence ... but the ending was superb ... smashing last line! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:44:00

I was surprised to see pinablogadas from an mweinmann. Then again ... wine not? - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 17:18:00

Excellent! - Mustang, 2008-11-24: 23:35:00

Perhaps he should have meant her at O'Malley's -Emails are forever! Cleverly blended - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-27: 02:21:00

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Perplext

Created by: yellowbird

Pronunciation: pur-plekst

Sentence: Josh posted pure perplext Saturday night, something about 'jeeping it real' and 'finding peas with his ex', but I'm sure Tim will let us know what happened as soon as he bails him out of jail.

Etymology: perplex + text

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Communenebreation

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: kom myun ee nee bree ayshun

Sentence: Bud Nonweiser had a deadline for 6 am and a love of hops in their liquid form. He had already written many draftbeerdrafts of his report for work, but the more he drank, the worse his editing and decision making skills became. After a brief doze, face imprinted with his keyboard, he decided that his current drafts (both the beer and the report) were tasty and refreshing. His boss, Pete Totaller, must have understood that a report e-mailed off at 4:20 am, making no sense and in an alternate form of English must be a form of communenebreation. He decided quickly that this Bud's not for you and e-mailed him back his severance notice.

Etymology: Communication (transfer thoughts or feelings) & Inebreation (stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol) & en-e-breation (electronically intoxicated)

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COMMENTS:

Bud's to you! - splendiction, 2010-04-20: 23:14:00

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Enebriation

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ee nee bree ay shun

Sentence: When e-noch found out the next day that he had sent out a goofy and embarrassing e-mail to his e-quaintences, he apologized for his e-nebriation, drinking e-thanol. Next time, he thought, before I get e-ntoxicated like that, I will unplug my computer, so I cannot access my e-mails. E-nough!

Etymology: e-(=electronic)& Inebriation (a temporary state resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol)

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Hyateyuall

Created by: sean30

Pronunciation: Hy-ate-yu-all (i-hate-you-all)

Sentence: Hyateyuall, Hyateyuall, Hyateyuall....oh i feel sick, ims glads writing tis e-mail 2 my boss, the git that keeps passing me ovr 4 promotion, and friends, who left me to drink alone, can only help me further my progress in work and make relationships stronger.....Hyateyuall, Hyateyuall, Hyateyuall.

Etymology: Type when sober not under the influence of Alcohol / To keep laptop switched off / Unworthy of Promotions / To keep cap on bottle.

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COMMENTS:

Great word! Says it yuall!! - Stevenson0, 2008-01-31: 23:32:00

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Inebremail

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: in-E-bree-mayl

Sentence: Nursing a massive hangover as he reviewed his sent email folder Delbert was dismayed to learn that during the fog of a massive binge he had sent several highly inappropriate inebremails to his boss, his best friend's girlfriend, and several other friends and business associates and he knew it was going to be difficult to explain.

Etymology: Blend of inebriated and email

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COMMENTS:

Makes you wonder how much "out there" is written under the influence... - Nosila, 2008-11-24: 20:19:00

Probably quite a bit. - Mustang, 2008-11-24: 23:33:00

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Blogmail

Created by: purpleman

Pronunciation: blog/mail

Sentence: BLOGMAIL is usully when your drunk and u send a email that is drunkafid

Etymology: blog+mail

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Inebrite

Created by: zebrahdh

Pronunciation: E-nee-bryt (past tense- E-nee-broht

Sentence: After a long night of drinking, the only thing left to do is inebrite an email to my exgirlfriend telling her I miss her.

Etymology: inebriated + write

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Inebricate

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: i/nee/bri/KAYT

Sentence: Kenny was clearly inebricating when he typed "blue" in response to the "age" question.

Etymology: inebriate+communicate

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COMMENTS:

Goes well with inebremail. - Mustang, 2008-11-24: 23:43:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 01:50:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-01-31: 04:25:00
3 people came up with the word inebriated.. Hmm I sense a conspiricy theory here! Haha.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 07:44:00
Maybe we're all drinking from the same bottle. ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-20: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James