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'What do you mean I'm too drunk to email my boss?'

DEFINITION: v., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions -- thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.

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Inebriemail

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: in - E - bree - mayl

Sentence: Once again his over consumption of adult beverages dulled Elwoods judgment and he sent several inebriemails to friends that he would surely regret in days to come.

Etymology: Inebriated and email

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COMMENTS:

Have you been having words with zebrahdh? lol - Dougalistic, 2008-01-31: 04:25:00

Simple but effective. - ErWenn, 2008-01-31: 21:54:00

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Schipingshmail

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: shy-peen-shmale

Sentence: Steveb shought he had thish undered controwl win he startedededed twoooo Schipingshmail hish bosh someting he shought wash show importish. Sewwwwww he typeded wish his one I closesded.

Etymology: Slurred..."Typing Mail" :)

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Bloggo

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: blog/go

Sentence: With ten beer in him, his bloggo was a little too truthful.

Etymology: blotto (blind drunk) + blog

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COMMENTS:

libertybelle that's cute! - libertybelle, 2008-01-31: 14:19:00

I like It! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-31: 22:23:00

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Communenebreation

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: kom myun ee nee bree ayshun

Sentence: Bud Nonweiser had a deadline for 6 am and a love of hops in their liquid form. He had already written many draftbeerdrafts of his report for work, but the more he drank, the worse his editing and decision making skills became. After a brief doze, face imprinted with his keyboard, he decided that his current drafts (both the beer and the report) were tasty and refreshing. His boss, Pete Totaller, must have understood that a report e-mailed off at 4:20 am, making no sense and in an alternate form of English must be a form of communenebreation. He decided quickly that this Bud's not for you and e-mailed him back his severance notice.

Etymology: Communication (transfer thoughts or feelings) & Inebreation (stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol) & en-e-breation (electronically intoxicated)

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COMMENTS:

Bud's to you! - splendiction, 2010-04-20: 23:14:00

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Eepissle

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: eee piss ill

Sentence: his eepissles had cost him three jobs, two wives and custody of three rather fetching goats.

Etymology: epistle e-mail, pissed

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COMMENTS:

Niiice. - Maxine, 2008-01-31: 07:33:00

Cute. - ErWenn, 2008-01-31: 09:33:00

you are so funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-31: 11:24:00

great sentence; nice word! Hope he didn't become the but of everyone jokes! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-31: 22:28:00

letter perfect, galwaywegian! - Nosila, 2008-01-31: 23:22:00

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Inebremail

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: in-E-bree-mayl

Sentence: Nursing a massive hangover as he reviewed his sent email folder Delbert was dismayed to learn that during the fog of last night's binge he had sent several highly inappropriate inebremails to his boss, his best friend's girlfriend, and several other friends and business associates and he knew it was going to be difficult to explain.

Etymology: Blend of 'inebriated' (under the influence of alcohol) and 'email' Electronic correspondence over the internet

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Etoxigram

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: EE-tok-si-gram. The word would appear in print as E-toxigram.

Sentence: Upon reading the first words of the etoxigram, Bob's boss realized that Bob was cybersloshed again. It read, " i hdd a f-ewe shotz @ MOZZZ, bhuut iM nut P155'd or brit schlitzy. N E. whey iV phound "42" inn th' i'z ov MY K9 M8***** saulz a A bitt p2C2@E === C u L8rrr///>.

Etymology: E- from email; TOXI from intoxicate & GRAM: a "written" message sent by email. "42" : the answer to life, and everything. (Hitchiker's Guide) P2C2E: a process too complicated to explain.

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COMMENTS:

great word! - chaiandallthatjazz, 2008-01-31: 10:42:00

Unique creation of drunken web abbreviations ...great sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 11:51:00

even your slurry sentences are entertaining - great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-31: 12:02:00

A most creative sentence to go with your brilliant word! - Stevenson0, 2008-01-31: 23:21:00

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Occupatoxicatient

Created by: daniellegeorge

Pronunciation: ok-yoo-pa-toxi-ca-shient

Sentence: "Last night at happy hour, Harry was such a huge occupatoxicatient that he forced us to watch his special 'web-cam dance.'"

Etymology:

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Intexticated

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: intekstikāted

Sentence: Roger vaguely remembered the party the night before. To his great relief an extensive series of intexticated messages were accidentally sent to his work phone rather than his boss. Faux pas averted this time.

Etymology: intoxicated (to lose control of faculties or behavior by way of alcohol or a drug) + text (an electronic communication sent and received by cellular phone)

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Perplext

Created by: yellowbird

Pronunciation: pur-plekst

Sentence: Josh posted pure perplext Saturday night, something about 'jeeping it real' and 'finding peas with his ex', but I'm sure Tim will let us know what happened as soon as he bails him out of jail.

Etymology: perplex + text

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 01:50:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-01-31: 04:25:00
3 people came up with the word inebriated.. Hmm I sense a conspiricy theory here! Haha.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 07:44:00
Maybe we're all drinking from the same bottle. ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-20: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James