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'What do you mean I'm too drunk to email my boss?'

DEFINITION: v., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions -- thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.

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Grogblog

karenanne

Created by: karenanne

Pronunciation: GROG blog

Sentence: Sherry enjoyed amusing herself each morning by reading posts she had written the night before, when she was, as it usually happened, heavily under the influence of various spirits. She even started her own social networking site for people like herself - it was called ShitFaceBook. Anyone who was registered could add an entry, which were known as GrogBlogs and were typically rambling and more or less incoherent. At least this was all very funny until the morning she read the new segment she, or someone, had apparently added to her profile the night before, the one entitled "Cocktales," in which her conquests of recent evenings had been outlined ....

Etymology: grog (alcoholic beverage) + blog (from Web + log: a personal chronological log of thoughts published on a Web page)

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cheersh! Hiccup - Nosila, 2010-04-20: 23:34:00

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Kerouacesque

Created by: sheepsshouldfly

Pronunciation: kar-ou-ac-esque

Sentence: Bob stumbled home inebriated with both hate and alcohol.Spying his open laptop on the table his cognitive cogs began to turn and in a moment of inspiration.He slumped in his chair and wrote a kerouacesque email to his boss.

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Intoxikeyed

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: intäksikēd

Sentence: One Saturday night Ernie intoxikeyed just about everyone he knows. He hit every social outlet he knows, from facebook and twitter, to e-mail and texting. And the world is now a better place knowing that Twinkies get soggy if you dunk them in beer.

Etymology: intoxicated (drunk) + keyed (enter or operate on data by means of a computer keyboard)

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Vistuporant

Created by: adjoviant

Pronunciation: vie stew poor ant

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Etymology: vituperate /w stupor & /w rant

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Communidrunkation

Created by: wayoffcenter

Pronunciation: kəmyoōnədrəngkāshən

Sentence: It wasn't his fault. His English professor told the class to research a word by experiencing its definition. Chris chose "intoxicated". His communidrunkation to the entire online world let everybody know he was: inebriated, impaired, drunken, tipsy, under the influence, plastered, smashed, bombed, sloshed, sozzled, sauced, lubricated, well-oiled, wrecked, juiced, blasted, stinko, blitzed, half-cut, fried, wasted, hopped up, gassed, polluted, pissed, tanked (up), soaked, out of his head/skull, loaded, trashed, hammered, soused, buzzed, befuddled, besotted, pickled, pixilated, canned, cockeyed, blotto, blind drunk, roaring drunk, dead drunk, punch-drunk, ripped, stewed, tight, merry, the worse for wear, far gone, pie-eyed, in one's cups, three sheets to the wind, bladdered, lashed, crapulous. And that was just what he found in the Thesauaus before the room went spinning into darkness.

Etymology: communication: the imparting or exchanging of information or news + drunk: intoxicated to excess

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metrohumanx Man oh MAN! ....Say NO MORE! - metrohumanx, 2008-11-26: 14:39:00

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Intoxijaded

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: inˈtäksijādid

Sentence: Jimmy could care less what people thought. He had an idea and he was going to share it. He was clearly intoxijaded. The only thing worse than the message he sent to everybody in his address book was the attached picture. Monday morning should prove interesting, to say the least, and the family gathering on Thanksgiving at Mom's... ...OUCH!

Etymology: intoxicated (full of alcoholic drink or a drug) + jaded (tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm)

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metrohumanx I'm Jimmy and i resemble that remark! Hic Hic Hic.....excuse me.... - metrohumanx, 2008-11-24: 16:05:00

Sober or drunk, your word is fun to say out loud! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:55:00

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Compooze

playdohheart

Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: com-pooz

Sentence: ive only hd seevn drinks so i think ill just compooze a lettter to my boss an ask for a raize.

Etymology: "compose"/"computer" and "booze"

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COMMENTS:

funny - bookowl, 2008-01-31: 21:40:00

Sounds like you ready to make a stand - or, at least, astumble. Nice word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-31: 22:26:00

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Picklederring

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: pikld/airing

Sentence: Please disregard the email sent out yesterday that stated the company dress code has changed to embrace 'Topless Tuesdays' It was clearly a picklederring.

Etymology: pickled (inebriated) + err + pickled herring

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COMMENTS:

Great word in a very funny sentence that evokes images of co-workers might have gone on to grin and bare it! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:27:00

left the word 'that' out between co-worked and might. Aplogies to all! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:28:00

blew it again ... but you get the gist of it. Freudian typos are plaguing me today! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:29:00

I've gotten a few of those and probably sent one or two as well. - Mustang, 2008-11-24: 23:44:00

metrohumanx We've ALL been guilty of backing talkwards. - metrohumanx, 2008-11-25: 10:50:00

Looks great - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-29: 14:48:00

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Soppisstry

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: sop/piss/tree

Sentence: He frequently alarmed his girlfriend with his soppisstry.

Etymology: sop + pissed + e (as in email) + sophistry (unsound reasoning)

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Terrific triad! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 12:00:00

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Shwasted

Created by: ErikLarson

Pronunciation: Shh Waste Ed

Sentence: I got home from a long day and was really bored so I got Shwasted by myself.

Etymology: Sh- Shoot Waste- Altered

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 01:50:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-01-31: 04:25:00
3 people came up with the word inebriated.. Hmm I sense a conspiricy theory here! Haha.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 07:44:00
Maybe we're all drinking from the same bottle. ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-20: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James