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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.
Verboticisms
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Catankerous
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: cat - tank - ur - us
Sentence: Mr. Whistkas is the most catankerous cat on the face of the earth but he is loved by all because he is sooo cute!
Etymology: cat + cantankerous
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COMMENTS:
Wonderful blend! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:14:00
Catalytic, man! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:18:00
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Charmideous
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: charm id E us
Sentence: He rescued the mixed-breed bassett from the phound. The poor mutt had long, matted, hair, desperately in need of shampooing and clipping, along with a frighteningly ugly, part boxer, part schnauzer, part pugly, face ... earning him the name of Scrunge Bob Scare Pants ... so charmideous he was a blessing in disguise!
Etymology: HIDEOUSLY, CHARMING = CHARMIDEOUS. // A pound for hounds is a phound. // Pug ugly is pugly.
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COMMENTS:
Love it! Scrunge Bob Scare Pants -ha, what a tail. If I had a Bassett, I'd call it Angela! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:24:00
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Abdorable
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: ab-DORE-uh-bl
Sentence: Felicity's cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it's days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable.
Etymology: Blend of 'abhor' (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and 'adorable' (lovable)
Catastrophy
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: cat as tro fee
Sentence: As pets go, Felix was a catastrophy...lazy, stupid, house-wrecking cute ball of adorable feline.
Etymology: Cat ( feline pet) & Catastrophe (disaster) & Trophy (award, token)
Lethlargicat
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: le-th-laar-ji-kaat
Sentence: Angie's cat Milo was such a leglargicat. Always meowing for more food, she was so good at getting what she wanted with that cute little purr.
Etymology: Lethargy (laziness) + large (fat) + cat (common household pet)
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COMMENTS:
Clever word! - splendiction, 2009-04-23: 21:26:00
Biscotti, I really enjoy your clever creativeness :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-04-24: 06:53:00
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Kittykhan
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: kit-ty-kaun
Sentence: When my feet hit the floor in the morning, Cartman, my kittykhan, is sitting at the foot of the bed staring at me, waiting for me to bring his crunchies for breakfast. Twenty minutes later he scratches the furniture so I will let him out. Twenty minutes later, he yowls for me to let him in. He is now ready to spend the day putting lovely decorative fur on my clothes and furniture. My kittykhan is absolute monarch of the home and I, like a pavlovian experiment, will not only obey, but will cuddle and coo like a new grandmother. Yeesh!
Etymology: (wordplay on kittycat) kitty: pet name for cat + khan: imperial medieval rulers of mongol, persian and turkish tribes
Dumbesticated
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: dum est ik ay ted
Sentence: Totally dumbesticated, it was amazing barfield still remembered to breathe occasionally.
Etymology: domesticated, dumb
Scrumpy
Created by: clevercommentary
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Look at that scrumpy feline!
Etymology:
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James