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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.
Verboticisms
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Catastrophy
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: cat as tro fee
Sentence: As pets go, Felix was a catastrophy...lazy, stupid, house-wrecking cute ball of adorable feline.
Etymology: Cat ( feline pet) & Catastrophe (disaster) & Trophy (award, token)
Slothpuppy
Created by: Wonderbread
Pronunciation: [slawth-puhp-ee]
Sentence: Princess managed to foul all over my dad's golfing shoes, but when I looked into her big, round eyes I couldn't help but forgive her. She's a total slothpuppy.
Etymology:
Bimpet
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: Bim pet
Sentence: My cat is such a bimpet; cute but stupid
Etymology: bimbo + pet
Charmideous
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: charm id E us
Sentence: He rescued the mixed-breed bassett from the phound. The poor mutt had long, matted, hair, desperately in need of shampooing and clipping, along with a frighteningly ugly, part boxer, part schnauzer, part pugly, face ... earning him the name of Scrunge Bob Scare Pants ... so charmideous he was a blessing in disguise!
Etymology: HIDEOUSLY, CHARMING = CHARMIDEOUS. // A pound for hounds is a phound. // Pug ugly is pugly.
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COMMENTS:
Love it! Scrunge Bob Scare Pants -ha, what a tail. If I had a Bassett, I'd call it Angela! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:24:00
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Meaowron
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: meee ow rohn
Sentence: Tiddles was such a meaowron that while chasing a fly, he fell out an upstairs window into a cement mixer, enveloping his nether regions in quick drying cement. "What a catassatrophy", thought Luigi
Etymology: meaow, moron
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COMMENTS:
Two great verbotomies! Roared with laughter! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 09:56:00
Loved it! Perhaps the cement could be casst in bronze for posteriority? - readerwriter, 2009-04-23: 10:47:00
Cute...is tyhis a concrete way to neuter cats? - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:26:00
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Adorabubble
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ədôrəbəbəl
Sentence: Katie's cats, Fatty McButterpants and Furbucket are adorabubble. Fatty's greatest talent is to roll over on his fatback and purr when his ample belly is scratched. Fur will sing for her supper and she sings often. If breathing were a conscience effort, they would both be long gone.
Etymology: adorable (inspiring great affection; delightful; charming) + bubble (an air- or gas-filled spherical cavity in a liquid or a solidified liquid such as glass or amber)
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COMMENTS:
Very adorable names & a great word. - splendiction, 2009-04-23: 16:45:00
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Abdorable
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: ab-DORE-uh-bl
Sentence: Angora's cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it's days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable.
Etymology: Blend of 'abhor' (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and 'adorable'.
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COMMENTS:
Appeals to the child in all of us ... and like the last two words in the definition is Irresistably Cute! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 01:51:00
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Ignoramouser
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: ig noh ray mau sser
Sentence: her ignoramouser dribbled, drooled, slept, sprawled and stank, but she hadn't had any visiting rodents since he'd arrived, which was fine by her.
Etymology: ignoramous mouser
Abdorable
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: ab-DORE-uh-bl
Sentence: Felicity's cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it's days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable.
Etymology: Blend of 'abhor' (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and 'adorable' (lovable)
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James