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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.
Verboticisms
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Catastrophy
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: cat as tro fee
Sentence: As pets go, Felix was a catastrophy...lazy, stupid, house-wrecking cute ball of adorable feline.
Etymology: Cat ( feline pet) & Catastrophe (disaster) & Trophy (award, token)
Charmideous
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: charm id E us
Sentence: He rescued the mixed-breed bassett from the phound. The poor mutt had long, matted, hair, desperately in need of shampooing and clipping, along with a frighteningly ugly, part boxer, part schnauzer, part pugly, face ... earning him the name of Scrunge Bob Scare Pants ... so charmideous he was a blessing in disguise!
Etymology: HIDEOUSLY, CHARMING = CHARMIDEOUS. // A pound for hounds is a phound. // Pug ugly is pugly.
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COMMENTS:
Love it! Scrunge Bob Scare Pants -ha, what a tail. If I had a Bassett, I'd call it Angela! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:24:00
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Lardarling
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: lah-dar-ling
Sentence: Unable to take her dogs for a walk, but indulging their cute tricks with special treats, Rotunda ended up with lardarling labradors.
Etymology: lard (fat) + darling (adorable)
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COMMENTS:
Fatastic! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:18:00
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Abdorable
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: ab-DORE-uh-bl
Sentence: Felicity's cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it's days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable.
Etymology: Blend of 'abhor' (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and 'adorable' (lovable)
Rolypolly
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roh-lee-po-lee
Sentence: "Polly wants a cracker", a phrase repeated and reacted upon so many times that Polly is a rolypolly.
Etymology: rolly-poly (short and plumply round, as a person or a young anima) polly (a tame parrot)
Petagree
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pet ag ree
Sentence: To be a lovable lazy lump of ginger feline love machine was Tom's petagree.
Etymology: Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) & Agree (be agreeable or suitable)and WordPlay on Pedigree (line of descent of a pure-bred animal)
Animaltruistic
Created by: DrWebsterIII
Pronunciation: an-a-mul-tru-is-tik
Sentence: It's not that I expect Teenie to bring me my slippers when I get home from a long shift, but it would be a nice switch from her usual animaltruistic ways to not have to cater to her
Etymology: N.E. (uws)
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COMMENTS:
Animaltruistic...I get it! an altruistic animal :)~ Great word Drwebsterill! - abrakadeborah, 2009-04-24: 04:51:00
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Bignoramut
Created by: splendiction
Pronunciation: big nor a mut
Sentence: Sally’s bignoramut’s main activity was to wait by the door for her. Unfortunately, one day the big stupid fat dog lay too close to the door when Sally burst inside her apartment. “Bonkraashunch”! “Dawling! I’m sorry!” Sally cooed apologetically. “Thump thump thump...”
Etymology: From IGNORAMUS, BIG and MUT.
Dumbesticated
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: dum est ik ay ted
Sentence: Totally dumbesticated, it was amazing barfield still remembered to breathe occasionally.
Etymology: domesticated, dumb
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James