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'Who's this? A facebook friend.'

DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Newlyweb

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: noōlēweb

Sentence: Joyce is a newlywed. Everybody knows how she hates to waste money so nobody was too shocked when she introduced her eHarmony newlyweb on Facebook. How could she have just left her paid-for account lapse without getting full use? Her real world husband isn’t sure how he feels about his virtual counterpart.

Etymology: newlywed (a recently married person) + web (short for World Wide Web)

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Jealousy

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: I think you know.

Sentence: Alex kept trying to think of the word to describe what he felt when he caught his girlfriend with another guy, but a quick scouring of dictionary.com gave it to him: jealousy.

Etymology: Um, it's jealousy.

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COMMENTS:

Eek, I'm afraid I came off sarcastic. Sorry. - mplsbohemian, 2007-06-02: 03:43:00

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Jealisle

Created by: Megsee

Pronunciation: gel - isle (sounds like while)

Sentence: The sight of her lover crooning a love song into his blackberry made her feel as though she might vomit, though nothing was in her stomach she felt jealisle.

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Lacrelation

Created by: larar

Pronunciation: lack ruh lation

Sentence:

Etymology: lacremal fluid -tears + elation

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Emoflux

Created by: evthalia

Pronunciation:

Sentence: His emotions uncontrollably and rapidly changed like waves crashing to shore.

Etymology: emotion + fluctuation

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Eruptamotionalitis

Created by: grasshopper

Pronunciation: erupt/a/motion/al/itis

Sentence: After a month of therapy I was told I had eruptamotionalitis and I was at not fault for feeling that way. I thought to myself"$85 a week for that!?".

Etymology: eruption/to explode, a/an adjoing word letter, emotional/deep feelings, itis/the inflamation of = The swelling up of an emotion until explosion

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Confudulterage

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /kənfjuˈdʌltʌˌɹeɪdʒ/

Sentence: I was so overcome with confudulterage that I couldn't decide whether to scream, cry, break something, storm out of the room, or run off to join the circus.

Etymology: From confused + adultery + rage

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COMMENTS:

The above sentence is not meant to be autobiographical in any sense whatsoever. I just wanted to avoid using a gendered pronoun, and I got tired of trying to think of an elegant way of doing so in the third person. Thankfully, I've never had to feel confudulterage before, and hopefully I never will. - ErWenn, 2007-06-01: 03:55:00

Here's to monotony...er... monogamy! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:44:00

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Prediletdown

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: pree/dill/et/down

Sentence: He suffered a massive prediletdown when he saw her in the arms of another

Etymology: predictable + let down

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Facenooky

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: fāsnoŏkē

Sentence: Carlos is completely faithful to his wife but when she is away on business he can*t resist getting a little facenooky. He makes a point of keeping his privacy settings buttoned up tighter than a nun*s habit. His wife doesn*t even know he has an account.

Etymology: facebook (a social networking website) + nooky (sexual activity or intercourse)

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Matrazzic

Created by: gautambarathwaj

Pronunciation: Pronunced as "Maatra-zzic"

Sentence: She was Mattrazzic when her lover saw her with someone else

Etymology: From the Tail word "MAATRAN" which means "SOme one else's" This Word has tamil roots

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 01:51:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:48:00
Clayton, this definition has prompted some inspired commenting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 12:02:00
Yes! You guys are so funny, I can hardly wait to read the book. ~ James

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:56:00
Heh. It seems like we've all been there. Fortunately, it's been several years for me.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 14:24:00
I have made a couple of changes today. First, I have changed the way the Verboticisms are displayed so that now it shows the words from every Verbroom. I have also added a "Show All" link which lists all the verboticims of the day on a single page! Secondly I have added a comment tracking system so you can track all your conversations. If these changes cause a problem, let me know! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:42:00
Thank you for the show all. I was thinking about the "tag cloud" idea. It would work well on the author pages, where the weighting for each word could be displayed by relative size of font. Then we could check out our best scoring words, and it wouldn't interfere with voting. Tracking conversations is a neat idea too. Are all the comments from every word in the one "track" or would we have to track each one individuall?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-28: 00:16:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton. ~ James