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DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Confudulterage

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /kənfjuˈdʌltʌˌɹeɪdʒ/

Sentence: I was so overcome with confudulterage that I couldn't decide whether to scream, cry, break something, storm out of the room, or run off to join the circus.

Etymology: From confused + adultery + rage

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The above sentence is not meant to be autobiographical in any sense whatsoever. I just wanted to avoid using a gendered pronoun, and I got tired of trying to think of an elegant way of doing so in the third person. Thankfully, I've never had to feel confudulterage before, and hopefully I never will. - ErWenn, 2007-06-01: 03:55:00

Here's to monotony...er... monogamy! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:44:00

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Inenviable

Created by: sstarr99

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Skankimity

Created by: kymar

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Lacrelation

Created by: larar

Pronunciation: lack ruh lation

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Etymology: lacremal fluid -tears + elation

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Cuckoldespair

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: kuk old dis per

Sentence: Cuckoldispair seized his heart as he thrashed about the city; he was sure the downpour smelled like blood. Perhaps if he'd waited just a few more minutes...

Etymology: Cuckold + dispair

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petaj You have my admiration for tackling this awkward word. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:54:00

thanks, i try. - jadenguy, 2007-06-01: 10:15:00

I found it very tough today as well - this word really sums it up nicely - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 11:53:00

maybe you should have tried adultergate again? - jadenguy, 2007-06-01: 14:35:00

or maybe roderage - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 15:16:00

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Trystual

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: trist-u-al

Sentence: Laura's trystual relationship was becoming more exciting than the real one she had with her husband, and she began to spend more and more time online. Her husband began to suspect that she might be having a virtual affair the night she called and said she'd be working late and wouldn't be home for supper, especially because she worked from home and the call came from her upstairs office.

Etymology: tryst: an agreement between lovers to meet at a certain place or time + virtual: existing in essence though not in fact

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Matrazzic

Created by: gautambarathwaj

Pronunciation: Pronunced as "Maatra-zzic"

Sentence: She was Mattrazzic when her lover saw her with someone else

Etymology: From the Tail word "MAATRAN" which means "SOme one else's" This Word has tamil roots

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Jodicide

Created by: ngajoe

Pronunciation: Joh-dee-side

Sentence: After reading the Instant Messenger transcript between his girlfriend and someone named "SweetLove384", Em felt a cold wave of jodicide swell up in his heart, and he knew now that only his hunting rifle and a 4x scope could find a cure.

Etymology: "Jody" [fictional character in Army horror stories who steals the hearts of a soldier's loved ones during deployments.] + cide [Middle English, from Old French (from Latin -cīda, killer) and Latin -cīdium, killing, both from caedere, to strike, kill.]

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Vileous

Created by: LindsayStar

Pronunciation: V-ile-ous

Sentence: what is the vileuos creature doing to her

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Cyberfauxmance

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: SI-ber-fo-mance

Sentence: Rhonda was heavily involved in cyberfaumance, carrying on multiple cyber 'affairs' with on line contacts whom she'd never actually met nor ever intended to meet.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'cyber' (a combining form meaning “computer,” “computer network,” or “virtual reality,”) 'faux' (fake, artificial) and 'romance' (a love affair, esp an intense and happy but short-lived affair involving young people)

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 01:51:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:48:00
Clayton, this definition has prompted some inspired commenting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 12:02:00
Yes! You guys are so funny, I can hardly wait to read the book. ~ James

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:56:00
Heh. It seems like we've all been there. Fortunately, it's been several years for me.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 14:24:00
I have made a couple of changes today. First, I have changed the way the Verboticisms are displayed so that now it shows the words from every Verbroom. I have also added a "Show All" link which lists all the verboticims of the day on a single page! Secondly I have added a comment tracking system so you can track all your conversations. If these changes cause a problem, let me know! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:42:00
Thank you for the show all. I was thinking about the "tag cloud" idea. It would work well on the author pages, where the weighting for each word could be displayed by relative size of font. Then we could check out our best scoring words, and it wouldn't interfere with voting. Tracking conversations is a neat idea too. Are all the comments from every word in the one "track" or would we have to track each one individuall?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-28: 00:16:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton. ~ James