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DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Infidelitantrum

Trystera

Created by: Trystera

Pronunciation: in-fih-DELL-ih-TAHN-trum

Sentence: When Allen came home early, only to walk in on his wife with his best friend, there was no escaping his infidelitantrum, nor the accompanying .44 rounds.

Etymology: infidelity + tantrum, with Latinate pronunciation pattern (because it sounds better that way)

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Lovix

Created by: RubyWry

Pronunciation: Luv-ix

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Thats a great word nice going - RubyWry, 2007-06-02: 18:08:00

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Jealousomadocheater

Created by: victoriak

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Cyberfauxmance

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: SI-ber-fo-mance

Sentence: Rhonda was heavily involved in cyberfaumance, carrying on multiple cyber 'affairs' with on line contacts whom she'd never actually met nor ever intended to meet.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'cyber' (a combining form meaning “computer,” “computer network,” or “virtual reality,”) 'faux' (fake, artificial) and 'romance' (a love affair, esp an intense and happy but short-lived affair involving young people)

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Affairate

blaine

Created by: blaine

Pronunciation: Affair-ate

Sentence: My husband would have an affairate if he ever walked in on us.

Etymology: Affair; Irate

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Emoflux

Created by: evthalia

Pronunciation:

Sentence: His emotions uncontrollably and rapidly changed like waves crashing to shore.

Etymology: emotion + fluctuation

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Cuckoldrage

gdread

Created by: gdread

Pronunciation: KUHK-old-rayj

Sentence: Seeing Gwen in Cleo's arms drove Will into a wild cuckoldrage.

Etymology: guess

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Cheatesponse

Created by: nbsalomon

Pronunciation: chee-tah-spawn-sss

Sentence: Carl's cheatesponse to Carol's affair with Michael AND Thomas made Carol feel bad.

Etymology: cheat and response

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Desoulashun

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: des/sohl/a/shun

Sentence: When he caught Jenny with Robbie, complete and utter desoulashun overtook him.

Etymology: desolation + soulmate + shun

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petaj Until he turned to Vicky for consoulation - petaj, 2007-06-01: 08:42:00

Vicky, that soultry nixhim! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:47:00

He was probably just looking for some soulass - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 09:04:00

petaj or maybe more ass than soul - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:09:00

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Enamorage

Created by: renzeb

Pronunciation: Ee-na-mohr-ij

Sentence:

Etymology: Enamor + Rage

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 01:51:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:48:00
Clayton, this definition has prompted some inspired commenting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 12:02:00
Yes! You guys are so funny, I can hardly wait to read the book. ~ James

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:56:00
Heh. It seems like we've all been there. Fortunately, it's been several years for me.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 14:24:00
I have made a couple of changes today. First, I have changed the way the Verboticisms are displayed so that now it shows the words from every Verbroom. I have also added a "Show All" link which lists all the verboticims of the day on a single page! Secondly I have added a comment tracking system so you can track all your conversations. If these changes cause a problem, let me know! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:42:00
Thank you for the show all. I was thinking about the "tag cloud" idea. It would work well on the author pages, where the weighting for each word could be displayed by relative size of font. Then we could check out our best scoring words, and it wouldn't interfere with voting. Tracking conversations is a neat idea too. Are all the comments from every word in the one "track" or would we have to track each one individuall?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-28: 00:16:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton. ~ James