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DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Monogocidal

Created by: Katisms1

Pronunciation: Mon-AWG-oh-side-ull

Sentence: On hearing news of his infidelity, her immediate response was swift and monogocidal.

Etymology: Monogomy + homocide: The murder of a monogomous relationship.

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COMMENTS:

The death of a monogamous relationship, or the death *following* a monogamous relationship! Nice wordplay. - mplsbohemian, 2007-06-03: 13:29:00

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Cuckoolduphoria

Created by: suzanne

Pronunciation: kuk-ohld-u-fore-eea

Sentence: As Hilary watched bill leave for the office with a box of havan's finest the old familiar cuckooluphoria rose in her belly.

Etymology: cuckold - the victim of sexual betrayal by a spourse. euphoria - an intense emotional feeling, usually postitive.

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Hillilarious! - wordmeister, 2007-06-01: 14:05:00

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Trystual

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: trist-u-al

Sentence: Laura's trystual relationship was becoming more exciting than the real one she had with her husband, and she began to spend more and more time online. Her husband began to suspect that she might be having a virtual affair the night she called and said she'd be working late and wouldn't be home for supper, especially because she worked from home and the call came from her upstairs office.

Etymology: tryst: an agreement between lovers to meet at a certain place or time + virtual: existing in essence though not in fact

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Ragury

Created by: littlestace

Pronunciation: "Rage - uh - ree"

Sentence: I was full of ragury when I found them together.

Etymology: rage + fury

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Enamorage

Created by: renzeb

Pronunciation: Ee-na-mohr-ij

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Etymology: Enamor + Rage

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Betrayaleruption

Created by: serendipity9000

Pronunciation: bee-tray-all-e-rup-shun

Sentence: When she found the lipstick on his shirt collar, she felt the betrayaleruption of fury welling up in her heart.

Etymology: Betrayl + erruption (a somewhat predictable but not manageable sudden violent discharge)

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Emoflux

Created by: evthalia

Pronunciation:

Sentence: His emotions uncontrollably and rapidly changed like waves crashing to shore.

Etymology: emotion + fluctuation

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Fauxtimacy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: faux/ti/macy

Sentence: Susan needs to have an on-line fauxtimacy to make her life at home during the day bearable.

Etymology: faux + intimacy

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COMMENTS:

faux she's a jolly good fellow! - Nosila, 2009-12-28: 22:20:00

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Avatarrangement

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: av - ah - tar - ranj - ment

Sentence: Lucy had an avatarrangement with Benjamin; her virtual friend on "My Other World" where her character looked nothing like herself. Because she was having an intimate relationship with her avatar and not her "real" self, she felt innocent and did not understand why her husband was upset.

Etymology: avatar, arrangement

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COMMENTS:

avatariffic word - Nosila, 2009-12-28: 22:19:00

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Confudulterage

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /kənfjuˈdʌltʌˌɹeɪdʒ/

Sentence: I was so overcome with confudulterage that I couldn't decide whether to scream, cry, break something, storm out of the room, or run off to join the circus.

Etymology: From confused + adultery + rage

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COMMENTS:

The above sentence is not meant to be autobiographical in any sense whatsoever. I just wanted to avoid using a gendered pronoun, and I got tired of trying to think of an elegant way of doing so in the third person. Thankfully, I've never had to feel confudulterage before, and hopefully I never will. - ErWenn, 2007-06-01: 03:55:00

Here's to monotony...er... monogamy! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:44:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 01:51:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:48:00
Clayton, this definition has prompted some inspired commenting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 12:02:00
Yes! You guys are so funny, I can hardly wait to read the book. ~ James

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:56:00
Heh. It seems like we've all been there. Fortunately, it's been several years for me.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 14:24:00
I have made a couple of changes today. First, I have changed the way the Verboticisms are displayed so that now it shows the words from every Verbroom. I have also added a "Show All" link which lists all the verboticims of the day on a single page! Secondly I have added a comment tracking system so you can track all your conversations. If these changes cause a problem, let me know! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:42:00
Thank you for the show all. I was thinking about the "tag cloud" idea. It would work well on the author pages, where the weighting for each word could be displayed by relative size of font. Then we could check out our best scoring words, and it wouldn't interfere with voting. Tracking conversations is a neat idea too. Are all the comments from every word in the one "track" or would we have to track each one individuall?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-28: 00:16:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton. ~ James