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DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Furospicious

Created by: bubbos

Pronunciation: Fu-ro-spi-cious

Sentence: Tom got home early from work today. However, an uneasy feeling of furospicious lingers in Tom's head as he hears Anna's voice moaning from the bedroom upstairs.

Etymology: Furious - extreme anger, often uncontrollable and unmanageable Suspicious - predictable response from hearing moaning upstairs

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Jiltidluv

Created by: guesser

Pronunciation: Jill - tid - love

Sentence: Although he was positive his wife was having an affair, he chose to ignore his feelings of jiltidluv and live in denial.

Etymology: Jilted (to reject or abandon) + Love

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Enamorage

Created by: renzeb

Pronunciation: Ee-na-mohr-ij

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Etymology: Enamor + Rage

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Deniattack

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Created by: brandie

Pronunciation: dee-neye-attack

Sentence: When I found him in bed with someone else, I started screaming and then had a deniattack.

Etymology: Denial attack

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Freakingout

Created by: lipstickpowdernpaint

Pronunciation: Free-kin-out

Sentence: I am completely like freakingout!

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Floozicide

Created by: frosteefire

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Cheatesponse

Created by: nbsalomon

Pronunciation: chee-tah-spawn-sss

Sentence: Carl's cheatesponse to Carol's affair with Michael AND Thomas made Carol feel bad.

Etymology: cheat and response

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Eruptamotionalitis

Created by: grasshopper

Pronunciation: erupt/a/motion/al/itis

Sentence: After a month of therapy I was told I had eruptamotionalitis and I was at not fault for feeling that way. I thought to myself"$85 a week for that!?".

Etymology: eruption/to explode, a/an adjoing word letter, emotional/deep feelings, itis/the inflamation of = The swelling up of an emotion until explosion

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Flirtualist

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: flir-two-list

Sentence: Franny was quite the flirtualist with Frank until Fa´moused found out.

Etymology: Flirt-To make playfully romantic overtures. Part of Virtual and also in part of Dual...Having a double character or purpose.

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COMMENTS:

It sounds more like flirt + virtual, which is probably part of the charm. :) - Discoveria, 2012-09-29: 12:41:00

Thank you~ You got it! It sure is... ;) - abrakadeborah, 2012-12-06: 14:38:00

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Philandereaction

Created by: JoanneB83

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 01:51:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:48:00
Clayton, this definition has prompted some inspired commenting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 12:02:00
Yes! You guys are so funny, I can hardly wait to read the book. ~ James

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:56:00
Heh. It seems like we've all been there. Fortunately, it's been several years for me.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 14:24:00
I have made a couple of changes today. First, I have changed the way the Verboticisms are displayed so that now it shows the words from every Verbroom. I have also added a "Show All" link which lists all the verboticims of the day on a single page! Secondly I have added a comment tracking system so you can track all your conversations. If these changes cause a problem, let me know! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:42:00
Thank you for the show all. I was thinking about the "tag cloud" idea. It would work well on the author pages, where the weighting for each word could be displayed by relative size of font. Then we could check out our best scoring words, and it wouldn't interfere with voting. Tracking conversations is a neat idea too. Are all the comments from every word in the one "track" or would we have to track each one individuall?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-28: 00:16:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton. ~ James