Verboticisms

Created by: bubbos

Pronunciation: Fu-ro-spi-cious

Sentence: Tom got home early from work today. However, an uneasy feeling of furospicious lingers in Tom's head as he hears Anna's voice moaning from the bedroom upstairs.

Etymology: Furious - extreme anger, often uncontrollable and unmanageable Suspicious - predictable response from hearing moaning upstairs

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: plat ton net met

Sentence: They had gotten together innocently online through their Facebook contacts. What had been a simple exchange had ended up a more intimate relationship. But sexy as it was, they remained faithful to their spouses because their connectedness was platonetmet. It helped that she actually lived in Buenos Aires and he in a small village in India. Though they could not dance in person they could do the tantamount tango! It was only a matter of time before either saved up enough air miles to change their status.

Etymology: Platonic (free from physical desire);Net (Internet) & Met (came together;got to know;got acquainted with)

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Created by: Rhyme79

Pronunciation: inn-tee-met

Sentence: I told my husband about Roger. He said it was alright because we've only intimet, and that's what he does with Sandra anyway. So it's not cheating.

Etymology: Internet + Intimate + Met = Intimet

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Created by: kalieS

Pronunciation: Con-FLUH-VD

Sentence: As he caught his lover with another man, he became very confloved.

Etymology: Confused + Love = and confusion in love

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Created by: Megsee

Pronunciation: gel - isle (sounds like while)

Sentence: The sight of her lover crooning a love song into his blackberry made her feel as though she might vomit, though nothing was in her stomach she felt jealisle.

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: fāsnoŏkē

Sentence: Carlos is completely faithful to his wife but when she is away on business he can*t resist getting a little facenooky. He makes a point of keeping his privacy settings buttoned up tighter than a nun*s habit. His wife doesn*t even know he has an account.

Etymology: facebook (a social networking website) + nooky (sexual activity or intercourse)

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: adult-GUT-ery (but variations for different parts of speech are allowed eg. adultergutted)

Sentence: Daniel was prostrate with adultguttery and could only curse himself that he had seen it coming. Afterall, she was a harlotbinger, a harbinger of harlotry.

Etymology: adultery + gutted

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COMMENTS:

isn't the harbinger of harlotry one of the signs of the 'ho'diac - rikboyee, 2007-06-01: 03:28:00

or is it a sign that whoremaggedon is upon us...i can never remember. - rikboyee, 2007-06-01: 03:30:00

Bawdly speaking, she was also known as the Oracallgirl of Delphi. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 04:51:00

sounds like a real prophetstitute - rikboyee, 2007-06-01: 06:18:00

probably whoremoanal - galwaywegian, 2007-06-01: 06:34:00

That reminds me of a joke... How do you make a hormone? Forget to pay her. (are those groans I hear?) - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:39:00

That one always make me giggle'o - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:06:00

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Created by: syerraecho

Pronunciation: Jan-ger (sounds like anger with a j)

Sentence: He seethed with janger upon seeing his loved one in his best friends arms.

Etymology: Jealousy + Anger

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Good word! Got one of my votes today!! - Stevenson0, 2007-06-01: 15:40:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: noōlēweb

Sentence: Joyce is a newlywed. Everybody knows how she hates to waste money so nobody was too shocked when she introduced her eHarmony newlyweb on Facebook. How could she have just left her paid-for account lapse without getting full use? Her real world husband isn’t sure how he feels about his virtual counterpart.

Etymology: newlywed (a recently married person) + web (short for World Wide Web)

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: SI-ber-fo-mance

Sentence: Rhonda was heavily involved in cyberfaumance, carrying on multiple cyber 'affairs' with on line contacts whom she'd never actually met nor ever intended to meet.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'cyber' (a combining form meaning “computer,” “computer network,” or “virtual reality,”) 'faux' (fake, artificial) and 'romance' (a love affair, esp an intense and happy but short-lived affair involving young people)

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