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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Implausibeau
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: imp laws ee bow
Sentence: colin was never ever going to make it as an implausibeau.
Etymology: from the completely implausable situation of a man becoming completely domesticated. It takes all the fun out of a relationship. Oh and from Beau, French for partner.
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COMMENTS:
Truly charming. - highwireart, 2006-12-28: 16:57:00
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Matrimonious
Created by: pdxpogo
Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus
Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.
Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony
Labatromony
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"
Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!
Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony
Mantameony
Created by: wniffene
Pronunciation: Man-tae-mony
Sentence: Laura knew that they had entered mantameony when Bob offered to do the laundry so she could relax.
Etymology: Man+Tame+Matrimony
Domanation
Created by: Madmadchen
Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun
Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.
Etymology: Dominate + man
Blissectomy
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee
Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.
Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.
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COMMENTS:
Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00
Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00
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Antisloth
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth
Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.
Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.
Femifantasia
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.
Etymology:
Groomservice
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss
Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice
Etymology: groom, room service
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COMMENTS:
Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00
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