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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Groomservice

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss

Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice

Etymology: groom, room service

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COMMENTS:

Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00

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Homilization

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: hom e le zation

Sentence: He'll homilizate quite soon. He's already washing the floor periodically and ensures me that he'll be cooking every day!

Etymology: home + ization

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Captivacation

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun

Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.

Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)

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Itwontlast

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: it-won't-last

Sentence: Itwontlast is really more a state of mind, than a reality, as the perceptions of both partners will eventually normalize and the quality of domestication and the expectations will fall out of synchronicity. That's not to say that the marriage won't though.

Etymology: it + won't + last - says it all really.

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Wedjugation

Created by: limnrix

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Whipticated

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated

Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.

Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.

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Husbomestication

Created by: J03Yvanalstyne

Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt

Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!

Etymology: husband + domesticate

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Emascrimony

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ee-mask-ri-mo-nee

Sentence: After enduring several months of his wife's nagging to help her out around the house, Bob realized he should enter into the state of emascrimony, or face further exile to the couch.

Etymology: emasculate, matrimony

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COMMENTS:

Wish I hadn't already voted...I would have voted for yours... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 12:09:00

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