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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Blisspecked

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: bliss - pecked

Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.

Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.

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Hubbymoon

Created by: bghicks

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Emascudise

Created by: Sed8ed

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Honeymoo

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo

Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.

Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo

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COMMENTS:

Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00

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Domesticastration

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun

Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.

Etymology: From domestication and castration

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Domanation

Created by: Madmadchen

Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun

Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.

Etymology: Dominate + man

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Whiplysium

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um

Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.

Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"

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Labatromony

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"

Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!

Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony

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Huzbliss

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Created by: highwireart

Pronunciation: Huz-bliss

Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!

Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!

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Thumbunderism

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation: thum under ism

Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.

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