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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Emascudise

Created by: Sed8ed

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Blokeyoked

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: blok/yokd

Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.

Etymology: bloke + yoked

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Mantameony

Created by: wniffene

Pronunciation: Man-tae-mony

Sentence: Laura knew that they had entered mantameony when Bob offered to do the laundry so she could relax.

Etymology: Man+Tame+Matrimony

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Adaptage

Created by: fashionista

Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age

Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.

Etymology: Adapt + Age

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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Spousebroken

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken

Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken

Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)

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COMMENTS:

Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00

Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00

Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00

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