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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Underthethumbitis

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: As he finished washing the dishes, his wife smiled contentedly to herself. Underthethumbitis was rapidly being achieved.

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Domesticastrate

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate

Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!

Etymology: domesticate+castrate

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Captivacation

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun

Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.

Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)

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Gleeticated

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: Glee-tee-cay-ted

Sentence: We are now gleeticated, and David does all of the chores.

Etymology: Glee-happiness Domesticated-under control

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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Huzbliss

Created by: highwireart

Pronunciation: Huz-bliss

Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!

Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!

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Itwontlast

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: it-won't-last

Sentence: Itwontlast is really more a state of mind, than a reality, as the perceptions of both partners will eventually normalize and the quality of domestication and the expectations will fall out of synchronicity. That's not to say that the marriage won't though.

Etymology: it + won't + last - says it all really.

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