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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Malectomy
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee
Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.
Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.
Chortledom
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum
Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).
Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.
Blissectomy
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee
Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.
Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.
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COMMENTS:
Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00
Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00
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Thumbunderism
Created by: Carole
Pronunciation: thum under ism
Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.
Etymology:
Antisloth
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth
Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.
Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.
Partuled
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed
Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!
Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled
Blokeyoked
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: blok/yokd
Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.
Etymology: bloke + yoked
Blisatame
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame
Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.
Etymology: bliss+tame
Implausibeau
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: imp laws ee bow
Sentence: colin was never ever going to make it as an implausibeau.
Etymology: from the completely implausable situation of a man becoming completely domesticated. It takes all the fun out of a relationship. Oh and from Beau, French for partner.
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COMMENTS:
Truly charming. - highwireart, 2006-12-28: 16:57:00
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