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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Malectomy
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee
Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.
Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.
Labatromony
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"
Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!
Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony
Chortledom
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum
Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).
Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.
Blisatame
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame
Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.
Etymology: bliss+tame
Domimate
Created by: Ahoytheship
Pronunciation: dom-i-mate
Sentence: "I've totally got him domimated," she said with an evil sneer as she watched her hubby hand-launder her underwear.
Etymology: dominate=to control someone/thing mate=another word for spouse
Captivacation
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun
Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.
Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)
Groomservice
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss
Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice
Etymology: groom, room service
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COMMENTS:
Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00
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Domasculate
Created by: Manhattan
Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late
Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.
Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.
Endearage
Created by: FionaMin
Pronunciation: en-DEER-ayge
Sentence: When Sue arrived home from work and saw Bob scrubbing their kitchen floor, she sighed with happiness at finally reaching the endearage.
Etymology: Endear (become closer) + yes, dear + age (era)
Eraticulopture
Created by: currentlyinsolitude
Pronunciation: ee-rat-i-cule-lope-chure
Sentence: Their eraticulopture happened as soon as he realized how much he loved his wife.
Etymology: American
