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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Captivacation
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun
Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.
Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)
Malectomy
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee
Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.
Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.
Whipticated
Created by: Orlandin
Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated
Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.
Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.
Mandocility
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: man-doh-sill-itty
Sentence: Although the period of sexualfireworks had been enjoyable, Jamet realised that mandocility had a lot more to recommend it in the long run. She also felt a lot less tired.
Etymology: man + docile
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COMMENTS:
chris, You should get extra bonus points for the verbal "fireworks" in your sentences! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 15:58:00
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Emascelation
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun
Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.
Etymology: emasculation, elation
Adaptage
Created by: fashionista
Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age
Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.
Etymology: Adapt + Age
Whiparadise
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: whip-paradise
Sentence: whiparadise is what every girl wants and every guy fears.... and is made fun of for when he arrives.
Etymology: whipped man = paradise (for the wife)
