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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Itwontlast

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: it-won't-last

Sentence: Itwontlast is really more a state of mind, than a reality, as the perceptions of both partners will eventually normalize and the quality of domestication and the expectations will fall out of synchronicity. That's not to say that the marriage won't though.

Etymology: it + won't + last - says it all really.

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Whiplory

Created by: camel

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Domesticastrate

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate

Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!

Etymology: domesticate+castrate

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Domanation

Created by: Madmadchen

Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun

Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.

Etymology: Dominate + man

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Eraticulopture

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ee-rat-i-cule-lope-chure

Sentence: Their eraticulopture happened as soon as he realized how much he loved his wife.

Etymology: American

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Servantage

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: Sir Vantage (or) Servant Age

Sentence: George's pink rubber gloves were worn during his servantage.

Etymology: Highly improbable.

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Whipticated

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated

Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.

Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.

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Domasculate

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late

Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.

Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.

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Blisatame

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame

Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.

Etymology: bliss+tame

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Wedjugation

limnrix

Created by: limnrix

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