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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Domimate

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: dom-i-mate

Sentence: "I've totally got him domimated," she said with an evil sneer as she watched her hubby hand-launder her underwear.

Etymology: dominate=to control someone/thing mate=another word for spouse

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Huzbliss

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Created by: highwireart

Pronunciation: Huz-bliss

Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!

Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!

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Malectomy

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee

Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.

Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.

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Domestibliss

Created by: Stump

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Housewhipped

Created by: weyrlady

Pronunciation: Obvious enough.

Sentence: "I've never seen a man so housewhipped as Jerry. He was cleaning the gutters in the middle of a snow storm!"

Etymology: Derived from 'pussywhipped" and 'housework'.

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Captivacation

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun

Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.

Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)

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Gleeticated

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: Glee-tee-cay-ted

Sentence: We are now gleeticated, and David does all of the chores.

Etymology: Glee-happiness Domesticated-under control

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Emascudise

Created by: Sed8ed

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Antisloth

Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth

Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.

Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.

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Mistermoment

Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: mis-ter-mahm-ent

Sentence: When Alice's husband insisted that he clean the dishes, she knew that he had reached his mistermoment.

Etymology: From the phrase 'Mister Mom' and the word 'moment'.

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