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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Huzbliss
Created by: highwireart
Pronunciation: Huz-bliss
Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!
Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!
Manimprovement
Created by: josje
Pronunciation: man inprovement
Sentence: Oh yes with my qualities, i am dooing manimprovement, so if he wants something he has to improve himself to be my slave.
Etymology: man as in Big ceature improvement, as in the better slave version.
Blissectomy
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee
Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.
Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.
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COMMENTS:
Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00
Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00
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Malewhipedrey
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree
Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.
Etymology: To become whipped into shape.
Neutervana
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana
Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.
Etymology: neuter + nirvana
Domesticastration
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun
Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.
Etymology: From domestication and castration
Whipticated
Created by: Orlandin
Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated
Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.
Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.
