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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Labatromony

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"

Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!

Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony

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Honeymoo

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo

Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.

Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo

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COMMENTS:

Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00

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Demanate

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: dee-man-ate

Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.

Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate

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Blisatame

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame

Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.

Etymology: bliss+tame

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Captimaid

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: cap/ti/maid

Sentence: He was at that stage in marriage where his wife had him totally captimaided.

Etymology: captivated + maid

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Partuled

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed

Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!

Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled

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Domesticastrate

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate

Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!

Etymology: domesticate+castrate

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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Gleeticated

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: Glee-tee-cay-ted

Sentence: We are now gleeticated, and David does all of the chores.

Etymology: Glee-happiness Domesticated-under control

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Domasculate

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late

Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.

Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.

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