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DEFINITION: v. To allow your pet to sleep in your bed even though it may squirrel into your pillows, hog all the sheets, and bulldoze you on to the floor. n. A pet which sleeps in its owner's bed.
Verboticisms
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Anoysle
Created by: coolkids58
Pronunciation: Anoeeslee
Sentence: they anoyslee their pet
Etymology:
Somnanimalism
Created by: Prostheta
Pronunciation: Som-nan-nee-mal-ism
Sentence: Astrid's somnanimalist tendencies precluded her ability to function as a normal human being.
Etymology: Somna - to fall asleep. Animal - mobile multicellular organism.
Baadfellow
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: baad fel lo
Sentence: Baaraack Obaamaa had shared Cissie & Oscar's bed since he was a little lamb. Every night he jumped up onto the spread and cuddled in and became their baadfellow. The only problem was that now he was full grown and weighed a good 200 pounds, there was no room for him...he could no longer pull the wool over their eyes. Every night was an udder nightmare, as he kicked like Dan Merino in his sleep. "How can we tell him he's not human and needs to go into the farmyard and find himself a wife?", asked Cissie. "We just set him out and make him find his own way...it's tough love!", said Oscar. They enjoyed about 6 months of peace, until one cold night, their door was rammed open and in walked Baaraack Obaamaa, his Embraceable Ewe and their triplet lambs: Rambo, Ewelysses and José Fleeciano. It was when they all piled onto Cissie & Oscars bed and settled in for a nice warm sleep that Cissie & Oscar realized one thing. You really cannot get to sleep by counting sheep!
Etymology: Bedfelow (someone you share a bed with) & Baa (a sheep's cry)
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COMMENTS:
"Merino" - I got it - as in a breed of sheep. HA - good one!
- karenanne, 2010-05-21: 15:20:00
Oh, Ewe...I am glad you herd of it. My sheep is a flock star! - Nosila, 2010-05-22: 01:10:00
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Chastitypelt
Created by: bigveg
Pronunciation: chas-ti-ty-pelt
Sentence: man: hey, baby! woman: not while mr snoogles is in the bed!! man:(under breath)gonna shoot that chastitypelt...
Etymology: Chastity: abstaining from sexual relations - pelt: The hide or skin of an animal
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COMMENTS:
Burst out laughing! Fun Won! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-13: 10:24:00
I like It! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-13: 21:57:00
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Marrwedge
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: marwej - If you say it right, you'll sound like Elmer Fudd
Sentence: John and Mary found themselves becoming more distant from each other. It wasn't that they didn't care for each other deeply. The problem was that Mollie, their Norwegian Elkhound had taken to sleeping in their bed. Sure it was cute when she was a puppy and slept at the foot of the bed. As she got bigger and the weather got colder Mollie crept towards the pillows. She is no longer just a dog, she is a marrwedge. Now she is a full-fledged, cover-stealing, fur-shedding, intimacy-quelling bed hog.
Etymology: marriage (matrimony)+ wedge (a piece of wood, metal, or some other material having one thick end and tapering to a thin edge, that is driven between two objects or parts of an object to separate them)
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COMMENTS:
Does Mollie snore like my Rascal or steal your pillow if you get up to use the bathroom? - wayoffcenter, 2009-01-06: 04:47:00
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Insowmnia
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: In - sow - mmm - nee - ah
Sentence: Clarise the pig owned the bed. Ever since she was a piglet, she had been allowed to sleep in between Joyce and Phil and as she became larger, it became more and more difficult to sleep. Clarise constantly rolled over during the night, made loud hog snores, hogged the sheets, and squished them; leaving both of them with a horrible case of insowmnia.
Etymology: Insomnia (an inability to sleep, chronic sleeplessness) + Sow (An adult female hog)
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COMMENTS:
Still chuckling over the way you hammed it up. Hog snores! I can hear the noisy swhine over here. Cheers ... here's a glass of s-wine! - silveryaspen, 2009-01-06: 11:13:00
How now brown sow....cheers!! - mweinmann, 2009-01-06: 14:41:00
It's not a boaring story...it's a wiener! - Nosila, 2009-01-06: 23:27:00
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Crittermate
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: crit-er-mayt
Sentence: Lacy and Louie had raised their blond lab, Herbie, since he was born and Herbie believed they were all crittermates, equals in every sense of the word and he joined them in all activities from meals to outings to bedtime.
Etymology: Blend of 'critter' (slang for creature) and 'mate' (A person with whom one shares living quarters)
Anthropetdormphic
Created by: Jamagra
Pronunciation: an/throw/pet/dorm/fic
Sentence: The anthropetdormphic couple feared schnuffocating their schnauzers while schnuggling.
Etymology: anthropomorphic + pet + dormire (L "to sleep"); anthropetdormphize(v); anthropetdormpher(n) - the animal sleeping quite comfortably in the bed; anthropetdormphee (n., var.) - the person wide awake and uncomfortable
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COMMENTS:
SchNIFTY creations! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-13: 10:46:00
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Bunkimal
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: bunk-i-mal
Sentence: What's that in our bed? Oh, Spot is a bunkimal.
Etymology: bunk-bed animal
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James
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