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DEFINITION: To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion.
Verboticisms
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Foodoo
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: foo-doo
Sentence: Having no luck with Atkins, Sue turned to the ancient religion of portion control and fudge avoidance, foodoo.
Etymology: food, voodoo
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COMMENTS:
does foodoo deal with deities or dieties - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-23: 15:22:00
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Fastnatic
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: fast - nat - ic
Sentence: Amy was such a fastnatic when she was on the Grapefruit Diet that she refused to eat the dessert we had prepared especially for her - fruit salad containing only grapefruit.
Etymology: fast (to abstain from food ) + fanatic (marked by excessive enthusiasm and often intense uncritical devotion)
Dietolic
Created by: Maryxxlol
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I cant stop doing diets! i'm a dietolic!
Etymology: Cant stop doing diets
Encompadiet
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: en-com-pah-die-ett
Sentence: Jules knew she was beginning to suffer from severe encompadiet ever since she dreamt of diving into an enormous vat of chocolate pudding that was the size of her hometown.
Etymology: encompass + diet
Disconfectivate
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: Diss-kun-fek-tuh-vate
Sentence: Nancy started out by promising herself to only eat one Twinkie, but after three bites began disconfectivating that she'd actually eaten an entire box and then fed the remaining hunk of Twinkie into the garbage disposal, if a bit gleefully, for good measure.
Etymology: Disconnect + confection + perspective + activate
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COMMENTS:
Wow. Twinkie abuse is a terrible crime. I bet she batters brownies as well. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-23: 13:19:00
not only that but she beats eggs and whips cream - a real domincaketrix - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-23: 13:24:00
Don't forget that she's dancing in the kitchen while all of this is going on, since the first five letters of her sickness spell "Disco". - Kyoti, 2007-07-23: 13:28:00
Dare I say she chops nuts? - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-23: 13:31:00
an impressive tidbit of discolore - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-23: 13:34:00
okay okay - if purple can talk about chopping nuts, how about balling melons - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-23: 13:38:00
HA! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-23: 13:41:00
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Lipoblowtion
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: lie-poe-blow-shun
Sentence: Because she knew there would be cake at the birthday party, Suzy declined the invitation blaming her lipoblowtion. Afterwards, she immediately went to the gym, swearing the invitation alone made her gain 2 pounds.
Etymology: From "liposuction." In context, "blow" signifies the tendancy to blow the fear of fat/lipo out of proportion.
Miscake
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: miss + cake
Sentence: Oh, this pastry is going to be a miscake, I just know it... why can't I ever stick to a diet?
Etymology: Mistake. But with cake. Yep.
Comments:
Oops... Sorry for the delay getting the definition up this morning. I was so fixated measuring my morsels that I ate my words. ~ James
KristinA - 2007-07-23: 12:54:00
Interesting. There sure are a lot of "Susan/Suzy/Sue" appearing with today's definition....
Maybe Suzy has an eating reorder ~ James
purpleartichokes - 2007-07-23: 14:16:00
Now listen people what I'm telling you, A-keep away from-a Runaround Sue...
purpleartichokes - 2007-07-23: 14:17:00
(so sue me.)
Osomatic - 2007-07-23: 15:52:00
Wake up, little susie! The definition is late! (Actually for me it's awesome, because normally these are posted in what is the middle of the night for me.)
Clayton - 2007-07-23: 17:51:00
Funny, I'm currently eating at Suzy Q's in downtown Denver. I'll be rejoining you in October, if anybody misses me. In the meantime, be creative! I stole that line.
Kyoti - 2007-07-23: 20:16:00
Although none feature the eating habits of a boy named Sue. How do you do?
Jabberwocky - 2007-07-24: 14:09:00
Hey Clayton - if you check in again, we do miss you. Have a great summer!