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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Vigeon

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: vig-e-on

Sentence: Johnny had a vigeon of peace, unfortunately he flew into a window.

Etymology: vision+ pigeon

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Phantasmashaplop

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/

Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.

Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)

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Pigeonbless

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: Pidge On Bless

Sentence: I am so happy I got pigeonblessed last weekend! It was such a wonderful feeling!

Etymology: Pidgeon + Bless

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Squabnik

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.

Etymology:

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Craptasy

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: crap/tassy

Sentence: When he daydreamed he would often imagine flying overhead, crapping on the crowds of shoppers below, he was then truly in craptasy.

Etymology: Crap + Fantasy

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COMMENTS:

fmgene reads more like crap + ecstasy - fmgene, 2006-12-18: 18:54:00

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Bombird

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: bom-berd

Sentence: As he looked at all his colleagues in the law firm, and thought about what he'd like to give them for Christmas,his mind began to bomberd at an unprecendented rate

Etymology: bombard + bird

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COMMENTS:

bombastic word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:05:00

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Crapsody

Created by: torgone

Pronunciation: krap-so-dee

Sentence: I was awakened from my crapsody by a loud noise.

Etymology: crap + rhapsody

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Bardbom

Created by: demetan

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

- demetan, 2006-12-18: 19:55:00

- demetan, 2006-12-18: 19:55:00

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Contemptlative

Created by: Hobart

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Sitting in the park on a bench, looking at all of those stuck up attractive women, I quickly became contemptlative, considering them screaming ten feet below my flight of doom.

Etymology: Contempt and Contemplative

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Transdoving

Created by: breastplate

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I was totally transdoving the other day and I was happy because I hadn't done it recently.

Etymology:

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James