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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Cognocolomboamopaxscatus

Created by: neilly

Pronunciation: cogno-col-om-bo-amo-pax-scatus

Sentence: Roger was sick to death of rude shoppers who had forgot the meaning of Christmas, so he went for a coffee and day-dreamed about a wilful act of cognocolomboamopaxscatus.

Etymology: cogitare (latin, to think or imagine); columba (latin, dove); amo (latin, love); pax (latin, peace); scatus, sounds a bit like scat.

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Scatacism

Created by: Fristine

Pronunciation: skat-tuh-kism

Sentence: That pigeon served up a holiday scatacism!

Etymology: scat- a word for wildlife poop acism-refers to catholic rituals

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Deficatiding

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: def-ih-cate-ide-ing

Sentence: Those jolly pigeons are deficatiding all over my freshly washed car! Happy Holidays to you too!

Etymology: deficate+tiding (as in: tidings of good cheer)

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Dovepooping

Created by: meiyas

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My favourite pastime when queuing at christmas shops is dovepooping

Etymology: dove + poop

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Daycream

whimsy

Created by: whimsy

Pronunciation: dey-kreem

Sentence: Sitting in his cubicle the night before Christmas, he stared out the window and daycreamed his boss's luxury car.

Etymology: daydream + cream

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Fantasheise

Created by: jagrubb

Pronunciation: fan-tuh-shy-zuh

Sentence: I could fantasheise as I was looking at the birds above us.

Etymology:

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Fantaseasonsdroppings

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: fan-ta-seasons-droppings

Sentence: Mary went into a state of fantaseasonsdroppings when she saw the long lines at her local mall.

Etymology: fantasy, seasons greetings, bird droppings

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Pacifoul

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pas/uh/fowl

Sentence: Just released as 1 of the 143 doves at the opening of the Olympic games, I was determined to pacifoul the stadium crowd.

Etymology: pacify + foul

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

Pronunciation:

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Bowelizing

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: BOW-EL-EYE-ZING

Sentence: As I flew over the masses, I used the baptism of bowelizing.

Etymology: To release certain fluids of joy over a crowd or group of people.

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James