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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Squirtfantaflyze
Created by: librarian
Pronunciation: squirt-fanta-flyze
Sentence: Standing in line, I squirtfantaflyzed, concentrating on aiming at the annoying woman in back of me.
Etymology: fantasize + flying + squirting
Psychornithocrapulence
Created by: vainglorious11
Pronunciation: S-eye-k-or-nih-th-oh-k-rap-you-l-en-ss
Sentence: Waiting in the massive line for the boxing day sale, I caught myself in a bout of psychornithocrapulence.
Etymology: Psych- for mental, ornitho- for bird-related, and crapulence for, well, crap.
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COMMENTS:
This particular case might be better termed "caterval (crowd-related) psychornithocrapulence. - vainglorious11, 2006-12-18: 19:31:00
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Imagiscation
Created by: maker
Pronunciation: E-madgee-scation
Sentence: Suddenly someone interrupted my imagiscation.
Etymology: Imagination + Scat
Aiwannapuonyurheadism
Created by: Upaut
Pronunciation: Aye-wanna-poo-on-your-head-ism
Sentence: Oh, to see bald heads from the skies above, only to spill milky white fluid from my butt! That's the feeling of aiwannapuonyurheadism.
Etymology: Isn't it obvious? "I want to poo on your head", duh!
Excrimagine
Created by: arianell
Pronunciation: ecks-cruh-MA-jin
Sentence: When I see my smug, obnoxious neighbor Todd mowing his lawn, I excrimagine and picture a large bird dropping landing on his forehead.
Etymology: From the English "excrement", meaning "animal solid waste", and "imagine", meaning "to form a mental image of something".
Parapoop
Created by: fmgene
Pronunciation: para- poop
Sentence: she imagined that she was parapooping the festival crowds
Etymology: paratroop
Flyarrhea
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: fly-a-ree-uh
Sentence: Dave never got angry; instead, a wistful look of flyarrhea would grace his face whenever someone irritated him.
Etymology: Fly + diarrhea
Squabnik
Created by: Madamemojo
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.
Etymology:
Altruision
Created by: Rocky
Pronunciation: all|true|is|shun
Sentence: In order to excrete good will onto the heads of the masses, first you must altruision yourself as monstrously large blue pigeon.
Etymology: altruism | Envision
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James