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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Celexcremate
Created by: Pythias
Pronunciation: ce - lex' - cre - mate
Sentence: Birds of joy will hover near and celexcremate a merry cheer.
Etymology: celebrate + excrement
Phantasmashaplop
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/
Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.
Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)
Merderer
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: mare-dur-ur
Sentence: Johnny likes to think of himself as a merderer of peace.
Etymology: merde--french for shit
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COMMENTS:
Obviously your french classes didn't go to waste. Tres bien mot! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:50:00
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Parapoop
Created by: fmgene
Pronunciation: para- poop
Sentence: she imagined that she was parapooping the festival crowds
Etymology: paratroop
Autofantaornioffer
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: a-toe-fan-ta-orn-i offer
Sentence: Sometimes when I am experated by large crowds in public places I autofantornioffer.
Etymology: auto: self, fanta: imagine, orni: bird, offer: gift
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COMMENTS:
- DarthWader, 2006-12-18: 01:08:00
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Bombird
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: bom-berd
Sentence: As he looked at all his colleagues in the law firm, and thought about what he'd like to give them for Christmas,his mind began to bomberd at an unprecendented rate
Etymology: bombard + bird
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COMMENTS:
bombastic word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:05:00
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Gifturd
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Gif-turd
Sentence: As I was looking for a present for my wife, I looked up and ended up with a gifturd in my eye.
Etymology: Obviously gift+turd
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COMMENTS:
Did you share that gift? - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:52:00
The gift that keeps on giving... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-18: 20:47:00
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Dreamecate
Created by: ensoul1
Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate
Sentence:
Etymology: Dream + Defecate
Pigeonbless
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: Pidge On Bless
Sentence: I am so happy I got pigeonblessed last weekend! It was such a wonderful feeling!
Etymology: Pidgeon + Bless
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James