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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Fantaseasonsdroppings

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: fan-ta-seasons-droppings

Sentence: Mary went into a state of fantaseasonsdroppings when she saw the long lines at her local mall.

Etymology: fantasy, seasons greetings, bird droppings

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Squabnik

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.

Etymology:

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Delusidumping

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: dell-oo-si-dumping

Sentence: A: "i had a dream where i was delusidumping." B: "Thats funny, i had a dream where i got delusidumped on. maybe it was you!"

Etymology: "delus" - links to delusion, as in imagining things. also to deluge, as in an a flood of guano. dumping is pretty self-explanatory.

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Defecisualize

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: deff-a-kiz-u-a-lize

Sentence: In therapy she learned to defecisualize to relieve her anxieties about her colleagues, instead of screaming at them.

Etymology: defecate + visualize

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Unmentavianurea

Created by: paperpieces

Pronunciation: un-men-tay-vee-an-yer-ee-ah

Sentence: Sometimes when I am mad at someone I think of unmentavianurea just to imagine poo on his or her head.

Etymology: Un- meaning not, ment- meaning mental, avian meaning bird, urea...feces

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Shnow

Created by: verndo

Pronunciation: Shhh No

Sentence: It may be snowing outside but I wish I could shnow all over this office!

Etymology: SHIT + SNOW

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Bombird

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: bom-berd

Sentence: As he looked at all his colleagues in the law firm, and thought about what he'd like to give them for Christmas,his mind began to bomberd at an unprecendented rate

Etymology: bombard + bird

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COMMENTS:

bombastic word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:05:00

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Contemptlative

Created by: Hobart

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Sitting in the park on a bench, looking at all of those stuck up attractive women, I quickly became contemptlative, considering them screaming ten feet below my flight of doom.

Etymology: Contempt and Contemplative

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Fludgeoning

Created by: greengoddess

Pronunciation: Fludge on ing

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Avianfever

Created by: erwalter

Pronunciation: a·vi·an·fe·ver

Sentence: She would often sit and daydream about coming down with avianfever so that she could leave all her worries behind.

Etymology: avian-bird; fever-illness or like

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James