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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Missilego

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation: Rhymes with mistletoe

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Etymology: Missile: a projectile, to go: euphemism for bowel movement, and Mistletoe, a holiday ornament that is traditionally stood under.

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Bluebirdism

Created by: serjion

Pronunciation: bluu-bird-ism

Sentence: Our boss has is struck by bluebirdism today: he gives away bonuses.

Etymology: from "blue-bird", a bird of happiness, name of a tale of Maurice Maeterlink

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Squirtfantaflyze

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Created by: librarian

Pronunciation: squirt-fanta-flyze

Sentence: Standing in line, I squirtfantaflyzed, concentrating on aiming at the annoying woman in back of me.

Etymology: fantasize + flying + squirting

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Deficatiding

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: def-ih-cate-ide-ing

Sentence: Those jolly pigeons are deficatiding all over my freshly washed car! Happy Holidays to you too!

Etymology: deficate+tiding (as in: tidings of good cheer)

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Scatilizer

Created by: swaizel

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The scatilizer distributed his "joy"

Etymology: scat - animal droppings, lizer stolen from fertilizer - spreading.

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Bowelizing

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: BOW-EL-EYE-ZING

Sentence: As I flew over the masses, I used the baptism of bowelizing.

Etymology: To release certain fluids of joy over a crowd or group of people.

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Poogeon

Created by: naptunder

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Deficarielove

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: defi-care-eel-ove

Sentence: I share my deficarielove with all of you wonderful parade participants. Don't worry, it's good luck.

Etymology: deficate-ariel-love

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- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:40:00

I share my deficarielove with all of you wonderful participants in the parade. Don't worry, it is good luck. - Hjason, 2006-12-20: 09:28:00

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Eah

Created by: soulofawarrior

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Efflavallava

Created by: Emanresu

Pronunciation: slo-wly

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James