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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Defecisualize
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: deff-a-kiz-u-a-lize
Sentence: In therapy she learned to defecisualize to relieve her anxieties about her colleagues, instead of screaming at them.
Etymology: defecate + visualize
Peacemiarse
Created by: martok
Pronunciation: peace my arse
Sentence: just wait till i am out of this cage, the peacemiarse shall fall on your heads vile humanity.
Etymology: peace/utopia mi arse/anglo saxon/celt/buttocks/skeptical irreverence
Escafate
Created by: camel
Pronunciation: Es-ka-fate
Sentence: Julio would often escafate at the sight of his neighbors' pentagram lawn mowing parties & their increasingly dark powers.
Etymology: Escalate, defecate
Scatilizer
Created by: swaizel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The scatilizer distributed his "joy"
Etymology: scat - animal droppings, lizer stolen from fertilizer - spreading.
Poopondreams
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: poop -on -dreams
Sentence: I was so mad at every one in the office that I experienced poopondreams
Etymology: poopondreams - american
Fecalflyer
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " fee-kal-fly-er"
Sentence: Sometimes I wish I could get fecalflyer miles for all of my christmas givings!
Etymology: take the word "fecal" and "flyer" and tada! you got fecalflyer
Flybubble
Created by: exmugger
Pronunciation: fly-bar-ble
Sentence: Flybubbling is part of enjoying the festive season for Uncle thud, who has to be wheel-bound.
Etymology: bubble that is made when dreaming (Comes from Burst his dream bubble) + imagine about flying. thus flybubble
Benefecation
Created by: Pipeski
Pronunciation: Ben-eff-i-kay-shum
Sentence: Thanks to the donations of many generous benefecators the gentlemen's conveniences were somewhat malodorous.
Etymology: benediction+defecation
Coonate
Created by: phanson
Pronunciation: ku - nay - t
Sentence: I almost crashed my car while I was coonating
Etymology: Coo (noise doves etc. make), donate
Bonbard
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: bonbard
Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.
Etymology: bon (good) + bombard
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James