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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Eah

Created by: soulofawarrior

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Malalms

Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: mal-ahlms

Sentence: He received a malalms to his suprise and horror.

Etymology: Taked from the words mal and alms.

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Contemptlative

Created by: Hobart

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Sentence: Sitting in the park on a bench, looking at all of those stuck up attractive women, I quickly became contemptlative, considering them screaming ten feet below my flight of doom.

Etymology: Contempt and Contemplative

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Contempoop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: con-ten-poop

Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.

Etymology: contemplate, poop

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Peacepooping

munki

Created by: munki

Pronunciation: peace-pooping

Sentence: Little Johnny wished he could give the crowd at the mall a good peacepooping.

Etymology: peace + pooping

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Phantasmashaplop

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/

Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.

Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)

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Peacedropping

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: pea-se-drop-ing

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Bowelizing

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: BOW-EL-EYE-ZING

Sentence: As I flew over the masses, I used the baptism of bowelizing.

Etymology: To release certain fluids of joy over a crowd or group of people.

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Crowpping

Created by: FullmoonWitch

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Etymology: crowd + dropping

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James