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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Poopspotting

Created by: LenhardtLac

Pronunciation: /PhPSPaTN'/

Sentence: Yaaakkk! I've been poopspotted by a flock of seagulls!

Etymology: ...no, I don't have to explain...

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Venertilize

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ven-ERT-eh-lyz

Sentence: Robert had visions of being a giver of blessings wherein he would soar above the multitudes venertilizing his faithful flocks.

Etymology: Blend of 'venerate' (bless) and 'fertilize' (spread fertilizer, such as manure)

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Excreative

Created by: maxronez

Pronunciation: ecks-cree-eight-i-vee

Sentence: I tend to excreative when it comes to shopping in a crowded mall for christmas.

Etymology: excrete + creative (from Old Verblish Excreate- was then realized to be a word)

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sorry,this word should be "excreate" - maxronez, 2006-12-18: 20:25:00

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Shnow

Created by: verndo

Pronunciation: Shhh No

Sentence: It may be snowing outside but I wish I could shnow all over this office!

Etymology: SHIT + SNOW

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Squabnik

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.

Etymology:

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Guanogreetings

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: gwono/greet/ings

Sentence: As the bird of paradise swooped to catch a colorful chord of deep and heart-rending sentiment from the holiday singers below, he couldn't help but let loose a load of garish guanogreetings.

Etymology: guano: ornithological ordure + greetings: sentimental salutations

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Coonate

Created by: phanson

Pronunciation: ku - nay - t

Sentence: I almost crashed my car while I was coonating

Etymology: Coo (noise doves etc. make), donate

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Unmentavianurea

Created by: paperpieces

Pronunciation: un-men-tay-vee-an-yer-ee-ah

Sentence: Sometimes when I am mad at someone I think of unmentavianurea just to imagine poo on his or her head.

Etymology: Un- meaning not, ment- meaning mental, avian meaning bird, urea...feces

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Peacedropping

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: pea-se-drop-ing

Sentence:

Etymology:

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- GreatRandew, 2006-12-18: 07:53:00

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Holiwash

Created by: jania773

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Oh, look dear Nana Betty was holiwashed by that lovely white dove.

Etymology:

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James