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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Craptasy

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: crap/tassy

Sentence: When he daydreamed he would often imagine flying overhead, crapping on the crowds of shoppers below, he was then truly in craptasy.

Etymology: Crap + Fantasy

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COMMENTS:

fmgene reads more like crap + ecstasy - fmgene, 2006-12-18: 18:54:00

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Phantasmashaplop

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/

Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.

Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)

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Bonbard

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: bonbard

Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.

Etymology: bon (good) + bombard

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Gifturd

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Gif-turd

Sentence: As I was looking for a present for my wife, I looked up and ended up with a gifturd in my eye.

Etymology: Obviously gift+turd

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COMMENTS:

Did you share that gift? - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:52:00

The gift that keeps on giving... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-18: 20:47:00

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Lumdaploomt

Created by: msokoloffster

Pronunciation: Luhm - DA - ploomt

Sentence: I often lumdaploomt during class.

Etymology: Unknown...

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Dreamecate

Created by: ensoul1

Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate

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Etymology: Dream + Defecate

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Lopicrogne

Created by: zacharya1990

Pronunciation: La-pe-crow-gin

Sentence: The Lopicrogne flew over the crow after being released from his cage.

Etymology:

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Featherllucinate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt

Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.

Etymology: Feather+hallucinate

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Contempoop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: con-ten-poop

Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.

Etymology: contemplate, poop

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Guanogreetings

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: gwono/greet/ings

Sentence: As the bird of paradise swooped to catch a colorful chord of deep and heart-rending sentiment from the holiday singers below, he couldn't help but let loose a load of garish guanogreetings.

Etymology: guano: ornithological ordure + greetings: sentimental salutations

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James