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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Excremantasy

Created by: Wembler

Pronunciation: EX-creh-MEN-tuh-see

Sentence: During the holiday shopping season, she lessened her frustrations by indulging in a little excrementasy about the other shoppers.

Etymology: Excrement/Fantasy

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Dootasia

Created by: alphabetapolothology

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Etymology: shit & fantasia

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Transdoving

Created by: breastplate

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Sentence: I was totally transdoving the other day and I was happy because I hadn't done it recently.

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Soarfecate

Created by: wniffene

Pronunciation: Soar-fuh-cate

Sentence: This crowd is getting on my nerves I wish I could soarfecate on all of them.

Etymology: Soar+Defecate

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Corpodreamo

Created by: CaptPoco

Pronunciation: Corp-o-dream-o

Sentence: Paul woke up Alice from her corpodreamo.

Etymology: Copro- is a Greek prefix meaning "relating to feces". Dream is dream. The "o" is added to make it rhyming.

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Eah

Created by: soulofawarrior

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Dreamecate

Created by: ensoul1

Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate

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Etymology: Dream + Defecate

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Oneiromookulation

pegritz

Created by: pegritz

Pronunciation: oh-NEER-oh-mook-yoo-LAY-shun

Sentence: Every year around the holidays I find myself lost in pleasant fantasies of oneiromookulation.

Etymology: oneiro (Greek. dream) + mook (the doodoo) + ulation (uhhh...the doing of something).

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Bluebirdism

Created by: serjion

Pronunciation: bluu-bird-ism

Sentence: Our boss has is struck by bluebirdism today: he gives away bonuses.

Etymology: from "blue-bird", a bird of happiness, name of a tale of Maurice Maeterlink

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James