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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Featherllucinate
Created by: jeremiahbritt
Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt
Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.
Etymology: Feather+hallucinate
Merderer
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: mare-dur-ur
Sentence: Johnny likes to think of himself as a merderer of peace.
Etymology: merde--french for shit
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COMMENTS:
Obviously your french classes didn't go to waste. Tres bien mot! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:50:00
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Excrimagine
Created by: arianell
Pronunciation: ecks-cruh-MA-jin
Sentence: When I see my smug, obnoxious neighbor Todd mowing his lawn, I excrimagine and picture a large bird dropping landing on his forehead.
Etymology: From the English "excrement", meaning "animal solid waste", and "imagine", meaning "to form a mental image of something".
Missilego
Created by: Wriiight
Pronunciation: Rhymes with mistletoe
Sentence:
Etymology: Missile: a projectile, to go: euphemism for bowel movement, and Mistletoe, a holiday ornament that is traditionally stood under.
Poopdreams
Created by: gwenaverill
Pronunciation: poop-dreems
Sentence: Sandra indulged herself in poopdreams, picturing the excited faces of her intended targets when they discovered their "present"
Etymology: poop + dreams
Oneiromookulation
Created by: pegritz
Pronunciation: oh-NEER-oh-mook-yoo-LAY-shun
Sentence: Every year around the holidays I find myself lost in pleasant fantasies of oneiromookulation.
Etymology: oneiro (Greek. dream) + mook (the doodoo) + ulation (uhhh...the doing of something).
Autofantaornioffer
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: a-toe-fan-ta-orn-i offer
Sentence: Sometimes when I am experated by large crowds in public places I autofantornioffer.
Etymology: auto: self, fanta: imagine, orni: bird, offer: gift
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COMMENTS:
- DarthWader, 2006-12-18: 01:08:00
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Doottillate
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: sht-uh-late
Sentence: At the office Xmas party, the greasy VP was shttillating every secretary he could corner
Etymology: sht - sht titillate - to exite another pleasurably
Altruision
Created by: Rocky
Pronunciation: all|true|is|shun
Sentence: In order to excrete good will onto the heads of the masses, first you must altruision yourself as monstrously large blue pigeon.
Etymology: altruism | Envision
Peacemiarse
Created by: martok
Pronunciation: peace my arse
Sentence: just wait till i am out of this cage, the peacemiarse shall fall on your heads vile humanity.
Etymology: peace/utopia mi arse/anglo saxon/celt/buttocks/skeptical irreverence
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James