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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Contempoop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: con-ten-poop

Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.

Etymology: contemplate, poop

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Fecalflyer

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " fee-kal-fly-er"

Sentence: Sometimes I wish I could get fecalflyer miles for all of my christmas givings!

Etymology: take the word "fecal" and "flyer" and tada! you got fecalflyer

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Peacedropping

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: pea-se-drop-ing

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Faecaeromagine

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: Fees-aer-oh-madge-in

Sentence: I bet that angry environmentalist is going to faecaeromagine... if he isn't already.

Etymology: From the dutch word for feces, faecaliƫn, the latin word for air, aeris, and the word imagine.

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Peaceopoop

Created by: missblackswan

Pronunciation: pees-o-poop

Sentence: President Bush thinks winning the war in Iraq is a peaceopoop.

Etymology:

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Solacegrousenize

Created by: Pappt002

Pronunciation: sah-less-growse-a-nize

Sentence: During the stressful holiday season it is often helpful to solacegrousenize, so you will be more happy.

Etymology:

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Dreamdropping

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: dream-drop-ping

Sentence: Sally dreamt she was a bird, soaring high over crowds and dreamdropping her special gifts upon their heads.

Etymology: dream + dropping

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Mentachripigeonomy

Created by: pjlilley

Pronunciation: men-ta-kri-pij-ON-om-i

Sentence: One of my favorite pasttimes is engaging in mentachripigeonomy right after a long day of shopping.

Etymology:

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Excremantasy

Created by: Wembler

Pronunciation: EX-creh-MEN-tuh-see

Sentence: During the holiday shopping season, she lessened her frustrations by indulging in a little excrementasy about the other shoppers.

Etymology: Excrement/Fantasy

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Poologium

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: poo-lo-ji-um

Sentence: i delivered my poologium to the masses from on high

Etymology: poo (faeces) eulogium (praise)

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James