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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Fludgeoning

Created by: greengoddess

Pronunciation: Fludge on ing

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Peacepooping

munki

Created by: munki

Pronunciation: peace-pooping

Sentence: Little Johnny wished he could give the crowd at the mall a good peacepooping.

Etymology: peace + pooping

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Dovebailing

Created by: chuck

Pronunciation: Duv-bay-ling

Sentence:

Etymology: A take on "dovetail," but the dove is dropping or "bailing" its best wishes.

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Fecalization

Created by: pdefenestrator

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Psychornithocrapulence

Created by: vainglorious11

Pronunciation: S-eye-k-or-nih-th-oh-k-rap-you-l-en-ss

Sentence: Waiting in the massive line for the boxing day sale, I caught myself in a bout of psychornithocrapulence.

Etymology: Psych- for mental, ornitho- for bird-related, and crapulence for, well, crap.

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COMMENTS:

This particular case might be better termed "caterval (crowd-related) psychornithocrapulence. - vainglorious11, 2006-12-18: 19:31:00

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Crapoon

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: cra poo n

Sentence: damn! that bird just crapooned on me.

Etymology: from crapping and to boon someone with a gift.

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Fantautism

Xenonym

Created by: Xenonym

Pronunciation: fanta-autism

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Gifectate

Created by: bungle

Pronunciation: giff-a-cate

Sentence: And lo, the Christmas Dove did gifecate over the shoppers

Etymology: gift & defecate

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Hahagopigeony

Created by: ajamay

Pronunciation: HA HA I kill myself...

Sentence: I'd like to hahagopigeony on my boss this year.

Etymology: Middle Python/Old English

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Fantasheise

Created by: jagrubb

Pronunciation: fan-tuh-shy-zuh

Sentence: I could fantasheise as I was looking at the birds above us.

Etymology:

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James