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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Crowpping

Created by: FullmoonWitch

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: crowd + dropping

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Peacepoo

Created by: chrisk2k7

Pronunciation: pee-cee poo

Sentence:

Etymology: peace + poo

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Featherllucinate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt

Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.

Etymology: Feather+hallucinate

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Crapoon

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: cra poo n

Sentence: damn! that bird just crapooned on me.

Etymology: from crapping and to boon someone with a gift.

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Poopdreams

Created by: gwenaverill

Pronunciation: poop-dreems

Sentence: Sandra indulged herself in poopdreams, picturing the excited faces of her intended targets when they discovered their "present"

Etymology: poop + dreams

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Defecisualize

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: deff-a-kiz-u-a-lize

Sentence: In therapy she learned to defecisualize to relieve her anxieties about her colleagues, instead of screaming at them.

Etymology: defecate + visualize

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Holydump

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: Ho-lee-dump

Sentence: If only everyone could get a holydump, this world would be a better place.

Etymology: To dump holyness and peace on someone.

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Tirdbombbird

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: terd-bohm-bird

Sentence: That tirdbombbird sure left a mark in my jacket!

Etymology: tird+bomb+bird

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Igdoover

Created by: krisynxkhaos

Pronunciation: ig-doo-ver

Sentence: The wedding was so peacful, I could do nothin but igdoover.

Etymology:

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Contempoop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: con-ten-poop

Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.

Etymology: contemplate, poop

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James