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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Analeyezing
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ay/nal/i/zing
Sentence: Some days I spend time analeyezing about my coworkers and imagine their upturned faces as I .... on them
Etymology: anal + eyes + analyze
Stoned
Created by: d3sire85
Pronunciation: stone-d
Sentence: you feel like bringin joy to the worls when your stoned
Etymology:
Aiwannapuonyurheadism
Created by: Upaut
Pronunciation: Aye-wanna-poo-on-your-head-ism
Sentence: Oh, to see bald heads from the skies above, only to spill milky white fluid from my butt! That's the feeling of aiwannapuonyurheadism.
Etymology: Isn't it obvious? "I want to poo on your head", duh!
Hahagopigeony
Created by: ajamay
Pronunciation: HA HA I kill myself...
Sentence: I'd like to hahagopigeony on my boss this year.
Etymology: Middle Python/Old English
Merroopirdmas
Created by: Dormin87
Pronunciation: mare-oop-erd-mus
Sentence: As I was flying above the sea of people, I thought to myself "Merroopirdmas to all" before I dropped a large white bomb on them all.
Etymology: Merry Christmas, merged with bird poop
Pacifoul
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pas/uh/fowl
Sentence: Just released as 1 of the 143 doves at the opening of the Olympic games, I was determined to pacifoul the stadium crowd.
Etymology: pacify + foul
Bowelizing
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: BOW-EL-EYE-ZING
Sentence: As I flew over the masses, I used the baptism of bowelizing.
Etymology: To release certain fluids of joy over a crowd or group of people.
Coonate
Created by: phanson
Pronunciation: ku - nay - t
Sentence: I almost crashed my car while I was coonating
Etymology: Coo (noise doves etc. make), donate
Defecisualize
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: deff-a-kiz-u-a-lize
Sentence: In therapy she learned to defecisualize to relieve her anxieties about her colleagues, instead of screaming at them.
Etymology: defecate + visualize
Excremantasy
Created by: Wembler
Pronunciation: EX-creh-MEN-tuh-see
Sentence: During the holiday shopping season, she lessened her frustrations by indulging in a little excrementasy about the other shoppers.
Etymology: Excrement/Fantasy
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James