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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Ploffany

Created by: KliCk5000

Pronunciation: Plo (as in blow) ffany (as in funny)

Sentence: I was in a state of ploffany while waiting in line for the movie, as though I was higher than everyone else.

Etymology: Latin for the state of being high. (Not really)

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Solacegrousenize

Created by: Pappt002

Pronunciation: sah-less-growse-a-nize

Sentence: During the stressful holiday season it is often helpful to solacegrousenize, so you will be more happy.

Etymology:

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Craptize

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Crap-ti-z

Sentence: That bird gave me such a craptize

Etymology: From teh word crap - to excrete and from Surprize - to shock

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Doceavel

Created by: dragonprincess

Pronunciation: dough-see-veel

Sentence: I feel doceavel

Etymology: 'dove' and 'peace' have been wedged together

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Contemguantribute

Created by: omista

Pronunciation: con-tem-guan-tri-bUt

Sentence: Jane was stuck in line at the airport security, late for her plane with no power to do anything about it, all that was left for her was a special gift for the NSA: contemguantribution. After all it is the thought that counts, right.

Etymology: contem(plate), guan(o), (retri/contri)tribution

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Peacedrop

Created by: Zheyyy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I wish I were peacedropping on such a festive season.

Etymology: Peace = Blessings, wishes, harmony, etc. Drop = Befall, bird droppings.

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Guanoodle

Created by: legman

Pronunciation: goo-ahn-oodle rhymes with noodle.

Sentence: The pigion guanoodled me as I walked under the tree.

Etymology: root: guano

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Holydump

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: Ho-lee-dump

Sentence: If only everyone could get a holydump, this world would be a better place.

Etymology: To dump holyness and peace on someone.

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Birgify

Created by: Windyo

Pronunciation: Buh/rgih/fye

Sentence: I often birgify when louts crowd onto me

Etymology: From "bird", "gift" and with a verbal ending to it ^^

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Holiwash

Created by: jania773

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Oh, look dear Nana Betty was holiwashed by that lovely white dove.

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James