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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Peacecrementalize

msnyder

Created by: msnyder

Pronunciation: peace - crement - a - lyze

Sentence: Santa said, come on up on my sled and peacecrementalize with me as we fly over New York.

Etymology: central appalachain

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Excrimagine

arianell

Created by: arianell

Pronunciation: ecks-cruh-MA-jin

Sentence: When I see my smug, obnoxious neighbor Todd mowing his lawn, I excrimagine and picture a large bird dropping landing on his forehead.

Etymology: From the English "excrement", meaning "animal solid waste", and "imagine", meaning "to form a mental image of something".

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Dopilunk

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Doe-pid-lunk

Sentence: The man reached the level of dopilunk and was able to joyfully escape.

Etymology: From dove, pigedon, and kerplunk.

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COMMENTS:

Good Word! Funny... - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 01:29:00

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Paltrypuff

Created by: 123456

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Coolide

Created by: skelk

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Autofantaornioffer

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: a-toe-fan-ta-orn-i offer

Sentence: Sometimes when I am experated by large crowds in public places I autofantornioffer.

Etymology: auto: self, fanta: imagine, orni: bird, offer: gift

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- DarthWader, 2006-12-18: 01:08:00

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Altruision

Created by: Rocky

Pronunciation: all|true|is|shun

Sentence: In order to excrete good will onto the heads of the masses, first you must altruision yourself as monstrously large blue pigeon.

Etymology: altruism | Envision

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Daydrop

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Day-Drop

Sentence: Jack daydropped on the guy who stole his girlfriend.

Etymology: Daydream + Dropping

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Peacepot

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: pisspot

Sentence: A pigeon overhead might cause you to hear a splat, a dove, a peacepot

Etymology: the symbol of peace spreads pot luck

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Paxirun

Created by: Mirandala

Pronunciation: pax-ee-run

Sentence: I dreamed I was soaring high above the holiday crowds, when, suddenly, overwhelmed by all the peace and joy, I got a nasty case of the paxiruns.

Etymology: pax + runs

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COMMENTS:

Made me laugh - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:03:00

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Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James