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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Soarfecate
Created by: wniffene
Pronunciation: Soar-fuh-cate
Sentence: This crowd is getting on my nerves I wish I could soarfecate on all of them.
Etymology: Soar+Defecate
Shnow
Created by: verndo
Pronunciation: Shhh No
Sentence: It may be snowing outside but I wish I could shnow all over this office!
Etymology: SHIT + SNOW
Bluebirdism
Created by: serjion
Pronunciation: bluu-bird-ism
Sentence: Our boss has is struck by bluebirdism today: he gives away bonuses.
Etymology: from "blue-bird", a bird of happiness, name of a tale of Maurice Maeterlink
Peacepooping
Created by: munki
Pronunciation: peace-pooping
Sentence: Little Johnny wished he could give the crowd at the mall a good peacepooping.
Etymology: peace + pooping
Dovlusional
Created by: TwoSheds
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That man thinks he's a dove, he's dovlusional.
Etymology: Dove+Delusional
Fantaecise
Created by: attis
Pronunciation: Like it sounds
Sentence: As Eric watched the proselytisers on the corner from his office window he fantaecised.
Etymology: Fantacise + faeces
Aerodefile
Created by: verbinator
Pronunciation: eh-ro'-di-file
Sentence: Another bad day at Grab 'n Go had Evelyn wishing she could be a pigeon and aerodefile the snotty shoppers bustling past the store.
Etymology: aero + defile
Scatilizer
Created by: swaizel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The scatilizer distributed his "joy"
Etymology: scat - animal droppings, lizer stolen from fertilizer - spreading.
Defecisualize
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: deff-a-kiz-u-a-lize
Sentence: In therapy she learned to defecisualize to relieve her anxieties about her colleagues, instead of screaming at them.
Etymology: defecate + visualize
Parapoop
Created by: fmgene
Pronunciation: para- poop
Sentence: she imagined that she was parapooping the festival crowds
Etymology: paratroop
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James