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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Hiphigistic

Created by: ElBuro

Pronunciation: HIF-ee-GIS-TIK

Sentence: "She stared at the sky with a look of hiphigistic pleasure on her face."

Etymology: Don't ask.

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Fffffwhaptasize

Created by: maxxy

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Sentence: Jason was loitering outside the arena when he was suddenly trapped by people leaving a Star Trek convention, causing him to fffffwhaptasize about plastering their pointy Vulcan heads.

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Stoned

Created by: d3sire85

Pronunciation: stone-d

Sentence: you feel like bringin joy to the worls when your stoned

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Gifectate

Created by: bungle

Pronunciation: giff-a-cate

Sentence: And lo, the Christmas Dove did gifecate over the shoppers

Etymology: gift & defecate

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Holiwash

Created by: jania773

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Oh, look dear Nana Betty was holiwashed by that lovely white dove.

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Dreamecate

Created by: ensoul1

Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate

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Etymology: Dream + Defecate

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Coolide

Created by: skelk

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Tannenbomber

Created by: ipmcleod

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Sentence: I was momentarily angry about the black BMW convertible that hijacked my parking spot, but then I saw the pigeons in the tree above it and knew that he would be tannenbombed.

Etymology: Tannenbaum (German for Giftmas tree) + bomber (postmodern Urbanian for bird above you)

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Pidgetopolomistiquilosim

Created by: jedamacr

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James