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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Cuckoonacy

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: KOO-KOO-na-SEE

Sentence: "That Santa guy's got a major case of Cuckoonacy."

Etymology: Cuckoo + Lunacy

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Gifturd

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Gif-turd

Sentence: As I was looking for a present for my wife, I looked up and ended up with a gifturd in my eye.

Etymology: Obviously gift+turd

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COMMENTS:

Did you share that gift? - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:52:00

The gift that keeps on giving... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-18: 20:47:00

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Paltrypuff

Created by: 123456

Pronunciation:

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Doceavel

Created by: dragonprincess

Pronunciation: dough-see-veel

Sentence: I feel doceavel

Etymology: 'dove' and 'peace' have been wedged together

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Aiwannapuonyurheadism

Created by: Upaut

Pronunciation: Aye-wanna-poo-on-your-head-ism

Sentence: Oh, to see bald heads from the skies above, only to spill milky white fluid from my butt! That's the feeling of aiwannapuonyurheadism.

Etymology: Isn't it obvious? "I want to poo on your head", duh!

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Pigtionalize

Krixwell

Created by: Krixwell

Pronunciation: pidge-on-a-laiz

Sentence: Harry always had others in mind - he frequently pigtionalized people he didn't like.

Etymology: pidgeon (bird) + fictionalize (to make something fictional)

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Excreative

Created by: maxronez

Pronunciation: ecks-cree-eight-i-vee

Sentence: I tend to excreative when it comes to shopping in a crowded mall for christmas.

Etymology: excrete + creative (from Old Verblish Excreate- was then realized to be a word)

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COMMENTS:

sorry,this word should be "excreate" - maxronez, 2006-12-18: 20:25:00

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Paratoot

Created by: janedoe

Pronunciation: par-uh-toot

Sentence: Look it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a ... bird. They say it's good luck when you are paratooted on.

Etymology: [French : para(sol), parasol, parachute parasol + toot] toot: horn, whistle; drunken revelry; slang: lavatory, toilet.

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Peacedropping

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: pea-se-drop-ing

Sentence:

Etymology:

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- GreatRandew, 2006-12-18: 07:53:00

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Crapdream

Created by: norsehorse

Pronunciation: Crap-Dream

Sentence: Whoah I just had a Crapdream

Etymology: Crap and dream

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James