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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Malalms

Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: mal-ahlms

Sentence: He received a malalms to his suprise and horror.

Etymology: Taked from the words mal and alms.

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Psychornithocrapulence

Created by: vainglorious11

Pronunciation: S-eye-k-or-nih-th-oh-k-rap-you-l-en-ss

Sentence: Waiting in the massive line for the boxing day sale, I caught myself in a bout of psychornithocrapulence.

Etymology: Psych- for mental, ornitho- for bird-related, and crapulence for, well, crap.

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COMMENTS:

This particular case might be better termed "caterval (crowd-related) psychornithocrapulence. - vainglorious11, 2006-12-18: 19:31:00

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Faecaeromagine

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: Fees-aer-oh-madge-in

Sentence: I bet that angry environmentalist is going to faecaeromagine... if he isn't already.

Etymology: From the dutch word for feces, faecaliƫn, the latin word for air, aeris, and the word imagine.

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Stoned

Created by: d3sire85

Pronunciation: stone-d

Sentence: you feel like bringin joy to the worls when your stoned

Etymology:

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Peaceopoop

Created by: missblackswan

Pronunciation: pees-o-poop

Sentence: President Bush thinks winning the war in Iraq is a peaceopoop.

Etymology:

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Pacifoul

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pas/uh/fowl

Sentence: Just released as 1 of the 143 doves at the opening of the Olympic games, I was determined to pacifoul the stadium crowd.

Etymology: pacify + foul

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Deficatiding

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: def-ih-cate-ide-ing

Sentence: Those jolly pigeons are deficatiding all over my freshly washed car! Happy Holidays to you too!

Etymology: deficate+tiding (as in: tidings of good cheer)

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Squabnik

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.

Etymology:

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Empoopulate

Created by: llimllib

Pronunciation: Em-`poop-you-late

Sentence: The bird generously empoopulated the crowd.

Etymology: From the latin "poop", literally, to drop ground turkey meat from a tray or platter.

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COMMENTS:

Nice explaination of the Etymology. I didn't know that poop was originally latin word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:49:00

thanks... neither did I :) - llimllib, 2006-12-19: 11:07:00

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Merroopirdmas

Created by: Dormin87

Pronunciation: mare-oop-erd-mus

Sentence: As I was flying above the sea of people, I thought to myself "Merroopirdmas to all" before I dropped a large white bomb on them all.

Etymology: Merry Christmas, merged with bird poop

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James