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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Cognocolomboamopaxscatus

Created by: neilly

Pronunciation: cogno-col-om-bo-amo-pax-scatus

Sentence: Roger was sick to death of rude shoppers who had forgot the meaning of Christmas, so he went for a coffee and day-dreamed about a wilful act of cognocolomboamopaxscatus.

Etymology: cogitare (latin, to think or imagine); columba (latin, dove); amo (latin, love); pax (latin, peace); scatus, sounds a bit like scat.

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Gloopwill

Created by: tangledupinblue

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Daydrop

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Day-Drop

Sentence: Jack daydropped on the guy who stole his girlfriend.

Etymology: Daydream + Dropping

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Cuckoonacy

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: KOO-KOO-na-SEE

Sentence: "That Santa guy's got a major case of Cuckoonacy."

Etymology: Cuckoo + Lunacy

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Pigeotting

Created by: lpadron

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Paratoot

Created by: janedoe

Pronunciation: par-uh-toot

Sentence: Look it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a ... bird. They say it's good luck when you are paratooted on.

Etymology: [French : para(sol), parasol, parachute parasol + toot] toot: horn, whistle; drunken revelry; slang: lavatory, toilet.

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Columboscat

Created by: ciscocosta

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Fececopter

Created by: zephris

Pronunciation: fee'-cee-kop-ter

Sentence: The air was filled with a plethora of fececopters, swarming like so many pigeons.

Etymology: Feecees - excremement + opter - flying contraption

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Shpit

Created by: Pyrophyle

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Guanogreetings

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: gwono/greet/ings

Sentence: As the bird of paradise swooped to catch a colorful chord of deep and heart-rending sentiment from the holiday singers below, he couldn't help but let loose a load of garish guanogreetings.

Etymology: guano: ornithological ordure + greetings: sentimental salutations

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James