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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Deckthehallsafecate
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: dek-the-halls-ah-fah-cayt
Sentence: Full of holiday cheer and spicy curry but unable to leave the meeting, Alan was forced to deckthehallsafecate
Etymology: deck the halls, defecate
Squirtfantaflyze
Created by: librarian
Pronunciation: squirt-fanta-flyze
Sentence: Standing in line, I squirtfantaflyzed, concentrating on aiming at the annoying woman in back of me.
Etymology: fantasize + flying + squirting
Excremantasy
Created by: Wembler
Pronunciation: EX-creh-MEN-tuh-see
Sentence: During the holiday shopping season, she lessened her frustrations by indulging in a little excrementasy about the other shoppers.
Etymology: Excrement/Fantasy
Unmentavianurea
Created by: paperpieces
Pronunciation: un-men-tay-vee-an-yer-ee-ah
Sentence: Sometimes when I am mad at someone I think of unmentavianurea just to imagine poo on his or her head.
Etymology: Un- meaning not, ment- meaning mental, avian meaning bird, urea...feces
Aiwannapuonyurheadism
Created by: Upaut
Pronunciation: Aye-wanna-poo-on-your-head-ism
Sentence: Oh, to see bald heads from the skies above, only to spill milky white fluid from my butt! That's the feeling of aiwannapuonyurheadism.
Etymology: Isn't it obvious? "I want to poo on your head", duh!
Shnow
Created by: verndo
Pronunciation: Shhh No
Sentence: It may be snowing outside but I wish I could shnow all over this office!
Etymology: SHIT + SNOW
Featherllucinate
Created by: jeremiahbritt
Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt
Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.
Etymology: Feather+hallucinate
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James