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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Avianfever
Created by: erwalter
Pronunciation: a·vi·an·fe·ver
Sentence: She would often sit and daydream about coming down with avianfever so that she could leave all her worries behind.
Etymology: avian-bird; fever-illness or like
Bluebirdism
Created by: serjion
Pronunciation: bluu-bird-ism
Sentence: Our boss has is struck by bluebirdism today: he gives away bonuses.
Etymology: from "blue-bird", a bird of happiness, name of a tale of Maurice Maeterlink
Pigtionalize
Created by: Krixwell
Pronunciation: pidge-on-a-laiz
Sentence: Harry always had others in mind - he frequently pigtionalized people he didn't like.
Etymology: pidgeon (bird) + fictionalize (to make something fictional)
Poopdreams
Created by: gwenaverill
Pronunciation: poop-dreems
Sentence: Sandra indulged herself in poopdreams, picturing the excited faces of her intended targets when they discovered their "present"
Etymology: poop + dreams
Guanogreetings
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: gwono/greet/ings
Sentence: As the bird of paradise swooped to catch a colorful chord of deep and heart-rending sentiment from the holiday singers below, he couldn't help but let loose a load of garish guanogreetings.
Etymology: guano: ornithological ordure + greetings: sentimental salutations
Paratoot
Created by: janedoe
Pronunciation: par-uh-toot
Sentence: Look it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a ... bird. They say it's good luck when you are paratooted on.
Etymology: [French : para(sol), parasol, parachute parasol + toot] toot: horn, whistle; drunken revelry; slang: lavatory, toilet.
Bowelizing
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: BOW-EL-EYE-ZING
Sentence: As I flew over the masses, I used the baptism of bowelizing.
Etymology: To release certain fluids of joy over a crowd or group of people.
Crapmas
Created by: memexikon
Pronunciation: crap mas
Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.
Etymology: crap + christmas
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COMMENTS:
In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00
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Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James