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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Merroopirdmas
Created by: Dormin87
Pronunciation: mare-oop-erd-mus
Sentence: As I was flying above the sea of people, I thought to myself "Merroopirdmas to all" before I dropped a large white bomb on them all.
Etymology: Merry Christmas, merged with bird poop
Coonate
Created by: phanson
Pronunciation: ku - nay - t
Sentence: I almost crashed my car while I was coonating
Etymology: Coo (noise doves etc. make), donate
Bluebirdism
Created by: serjion
Pronunciation: bluu-bird-ism
Sentence: Our boss has is struck by bluebirdism today: he gives away bonuses.
Etymology: from "blue-bird", a bird of happiness, name of a tale of Maurice Maeterlink
Phantasmashaplop
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/
Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.
Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)
Vigeon
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: vig-e-on
Sentence: Johnny had a vigeon of peace, unfortunately he flew into a window.
Etymology: vision+ pigeon
Excrimagine
Created by: arianell
Pronunciation: ecks-cruh-MA-jin
Sentence: When I see my smug, obnoxious neighbor Todd mowing his lawn, I excrimagine and picture a large bird dropping landing on his forehead.
Etymology: From the English "excrement", meaning "animal solid waste", and "imagine", meaning "to form a mental image of something".
Flighpoopering
Created by: xshadowswimmer08x
Pronunciation: fly-poop-er-ing
Sentence: I was daydreaming I was flypoopering in NY.
Etymology: Flight/poop
Contemptlative
Created by: Hobart
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Sitting in the park on a bench, looking at all of those stuck up attractive women, I quickly became contemptlative, considering them screaming ten feet below my flight of doom.
Etymology: Contempt and Contemplative
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James