Vote for the best verboticism.
DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Gifturd
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Gif-turd
Sentence: As I was looking for a present for my wife, I looked up and ended up with a gifturd in my eye.
Etymology: Obviously gift+turd
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COMMENTS:
Did you share that gift? - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:52:00
The gift that keeps on giving... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-18: 20:47:00
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Fantaecise
Created by: attis
Pronunciation: Like it sounds
Sentence: As Eric watched the proselytisers on the corner from his office window he fantaecised.
Etymology: Fantacise + faeces
Happing
Created by: Wakkadude21
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: To Make Happy By Crapping. Happy + Crapping = Happing.
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COMMENTS:
That's actually kind of stupid. Sorry. - Wakkadude21, 2006-12-20: 23:42:00
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Poopondreams
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: poop -on -dreams
Sentence: I was so mad at every one in the office that I experienced poopondreams
Etymology: poopondreams - american
Analeyezing
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ay/nal/i/zing
Sentence: Some days I spend time analeyezing about my coworkers and imagine their upturned faces as I .... on them
Etymology: anal + eyes + analyze
Peacepot
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: pisspot
Sentence: A pigeon overhead might cause you to hear a splat, a dove, a peacepot
Etymology: the symbol of peace spreads pot luck
Crapsody
Created by: torgone
Pronunciation: krap-so-dee
Sentence: I was awakened from my crapsody by a loud noise.
Etymology: crap + rhapsody
Deficatiding
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: def-ih-cate-ide-ing
Sentence: Those jolly pigeons are deficatiding all over my freshly washed car! Happy Holidays to you too!
Etymology: deficate+tiding (as in: tidings of good cheer)
Fantaseasonsdroppings
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: fan-ta-seasons-droppings
Sentence: Mary went into a state of fantaseasonsdroppings when she saw the long lines at her local mall.
Etymology: fantasy, seasons greetings, bird droppings
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James