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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Squirtfantaflyze

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Created by: librarian

Pronunciation: squirt-fanta-flyze

Sentence: Standing in line, I squirtfantaflyzed, concentrating on aiming at the annoying woman in back of me.

Etymology: fantasize + flying + squirting

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Dreamdropping

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: dream-drop-ping

Sentence: Sally dreamt she was a bird, soaring high over crowds and dreamdropping her special gifts upon their heads.

Etymology: dream + dropping

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Escafate

Created by: camel

Pronunciation: Es-ka-fate

Sentence: Julio would often escafate at the sight of his neighbors' pentagram lawn mowing parties & their increasingly dark powers.

Etymology: Escalate, defecate

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Stoodrop

Created by: temp4511

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Deficatiding

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: def-ih-cate-ide-ing

Sentence: Those jolly pigeons are deficatiding all over my freshly washed car! Happy Holidays to you too!

Etymology: deficate+tiding (as in: tidings of good cheer)

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Doceavel

Created by: dragonprincess

Pronunciation: dough-see-veel

Sentence: I feel doceavel

Etymology: 'dove' and 'peace' have been wedged together

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Doottillate

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: sht-uh-late

Sentence: At the office Xmas party, the greasy VP was shttillating every secretary he could corner

Etymology: sht - sht titillate - to exite another pleasurably

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Fffffwhaptasize

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Jason was loitering outside the arena when he was suddenly trapped by people leaving a Star Trek convention, causing him to fffffwhaptasize about plastering their pointy Vulcan heads.

Etymology:

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Flyarrhea

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: fly-a-ree-uh

Sentence: Dave never got angry; instead, a wistful look of flyarrhea would grace his face whenever someone irritated him.

Etymology: Fly + diarrhea

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Guanoodle

Created by: legman

Pronunciation: goo-ahn-oodle rhymes with noodle.

Sentence: The pigion guanoodled me as I walked under the tree.

Etymology: root: guano

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James