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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Shpit

Created by: Pyrophyle

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Fececopter

Created by: zephris

Pronunciation: fee'-cee-kop-ter

Sentence: The air was filled with a plethora of fececopters, swarming like so many pigeons.

Etymology: Feecees - excremement + opter - flying contraption

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Gifectate

Created by: bungle

Pronunciation: giff-a-cate

Sentence: And lo, the Christmas Dove did gifecate over the shoppers

Etymology: gift & defecate

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Peacemiarse

Created by: martok

Pronunciation: peace my arse

Sentence: just wait till i am out of this cage, the peacemiarse shall fall on your heads vile humanity.

Etymology: peace/utopia mi arse/anglo saxon/celt/buttocks/skeptical irreverence

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Featherllucinate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt

Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.

Etymology: Feather+hallucinate

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Deckthehallsafecate

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: dek-the-halls-ah-fah-cayt

Sentence: Full of holiday cheer and spicy curry but unable to leave the meeting, Alan was forced to deckthehallsafecate

Etymology: deck the halls, defecate

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Bonbard

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: bonbard

Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.

Etymology: bon (good) + bombard

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Efflavallava

Created by: Emanresu

Pronunciation: slo-wly

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Tirdbombbird

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: terd-bohm-bird

Sentence: That tirdbombbird sure left a mark in my jacket!

Etymology: tird+bomb+bird

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Bombaterd

Created by: sumoore

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James