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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Fludgeoning

Created by: greengoddess

Pronunciation: Fludge on ing

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Etymology:

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Tannenbomber

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I was momentarily angry about the black BMW convertible that hijacked my parking spot, but then I saw the pigeons in the tree above it and knew that he would be tannenbombed.

Etymology: Tannenbaum (German for Giftmas tree) + bomber (postmodern Urbanian for bird above you)

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Crapdream

Created by: norsehorse

Pronunciation: Crap-Dream

Sentence: Whoah I just had a Crapdream

Etymology: Crap and dream

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Dreamecate

Created by: ensoul1

Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate

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Etymology: Dream + Defecate

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Aviethotic

Created by: Aioua

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I'm feeling rather aviethotic today.

Etymology:

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Flighpoopering

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: fly-poop-er-ing

Sentence: I was daydreaming I was flypoopering in NY.

Etymology: Flight/poop

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Scatilizer

Created by: swaizel

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The scatilizer distributed his "joy"

Etymology: scat - animal droppings, lizer stolen from fertilizer - spreading.

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Igdoover

Created by: krisynxkhaos

Pronunciation: ig-doo-ver

Sentence: The wedding was so peacful, I could do nothin but igdoover.

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Dopilunk

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Doe-pid-lunk

Sentence: The man reached the level of dopilunk and was able to joyfully escape.

Etymology: From dove, pigedon, and kerplunk.

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COMMENTS:

Good Word! Funny... - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 01:29:00

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Squabnik

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.

Etymology:

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James