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'Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.'

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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Sensavation

Created by: Lurky2000

Pronunciation: Sense-ah-vashun

Sentence: Moving into 3rd gear, she sensavated her way home while reading the newspaper

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Autodrivitate

SirVimes

Created by: SirVimes

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Etymology: Autodrive + Meditate

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Tripnosis

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: trip-no-siss

Sentence: after years of taking the kids to their early morning swimming lessons, it became easy for me to get there via tripnosis

Etymology: trip, hypnosis

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COMMENTS:

i submitted tranceport thinking i was all clever but then when i checked on the words that came up last time for this definition i saw that tranceport had been done... - rikboyee, 2007-09-04: 03:23:00

good word. Defines a lot of travelling situations. You hae my vote. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-04: 23:34:00

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Yodoz

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: yo - dōz

Sentence: The flight attendant announced the red-eye was piloted by two of the most gifted practitioners of yodoz.

Etymology: yo - to indicate attentiveness + doze - To sleep lightly and intermittently

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Chevytation

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: shevy/tay/shun

Sentence: In her new Chevy she could rise above the gridlock with chevytation

Etymology: chevy + levitation

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Sounds like you got a new Chevy in your driveway. - Stevenson0, 2007-09-05: 17:30:00

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Yodrivega

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: yoh-dryv-guh

Sentence: Her Yoga instructor advised her that she practice some poses at home, maybe a few hours per week between classes. Would yodrivega count as practice time?

Etymology: yoga (a Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquillity) + drive

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Zenigate

Created by: recessivejean

Pronunciation: Zen-uh-gayt

Sentence: I've no idea how she managed to zenigate rush hour traffic while fixing her makeup, talking on her phone, and flossing her teeth.

Etymology: zen/igate from zen + navigate

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Maggoad

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: magg-ode

Sentence: i was drunk but i had maggoad on my side

Etymology: magic/ road

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Lucmanoeys

Created by: h4ste

Pronunciation: look-ma-no-eyes

Sentence: Keep your eyes on the road!! Its not as if you have lucmanoeys!!

Etymology: look + Ma + No + Eyes i thought of a kid riding his bicycle with no hands and showing it off to his mom. he said " LOOK MA!! NO HANDS!! "

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Tripscendental

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: trip-sen-den-tl

Sentence: When Ken arrived at work he realized he had been in a tripscendental state the entire way.

Etymology: trip - (travel, journey) transcendental - (supernatural, abstract)

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