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'Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.'

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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Autodrivitate

SirVimes

Created by: SirVimes

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Etymology: Autodrive + Meditate

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Naughtopilot

tempest

Created by: tempest

Pronunciation: NAWT-o-pie-lut

Sentence: Bill snapped out of naughtopilot at the sound of the airhorn from the 18-wheeler behind him at the light.

Etymology: Naught + autopilot

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Carvana

Created by: Sholto

Pronunciation: kahr-VAH-nuh

Sentence: It was only when she pulled on the handbrake and reached for her makeup bag that Shona realised she had driven to work in a state of perfect carvana, and had no recollection of the journey whatsoever.

Etymology: Car & Nirvana

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Yodrivega

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: yoh-dryv-guh

Sentence: Her Yoga instructor advised her that she practice some poses at home, maybe a few hours per week between classes. Would yodrivega count as practice time?

Etymology: yoga (a Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquillity) + drive

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Tripscendental

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: trip-sen-den-tl

Sentence: When Ken arrived at work he realized he had been in a tripscendental state the entire way.

Etymology: trip - (travel, journey) transcendental - (supernatural, abstract)

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Chevytation

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: shevy/tay/shun

Sentence: In her new Chevy she could rise above the gridlock with chevytation

Etymology: chevy + levitation

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COMMENTS:

Sounds like you got a new Chevy in your driveway. - Stevenson0, 2007-09-05: 17:30:00

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Castanetivigation

Created by: PeePaw00

Pronunciation: cast-a-net-ah-vah-gay-shun

Sentence: The desert highway was empty, and in my state of mind only castanetivigation could help me reach my ultimate destination.

Etymology: Cast-a-net (and/or Carlos Castaneda) + navigation

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Zonavigate

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: zo + nav + ih + gate

Sentence: I've gone this way so many times I can zonavigate it with my eyes closed. Which is how I usually do it.

Etymology: zone + navigate

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Deathcontrol

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: Death+control

Sentence: Driving on deathcontrol is perfectly safe, relying on the third eye to protect you and saving a great deal of energy

Etymology: If cruise control regulates speed, then deathcontrol is your way of regulating the time of your death.

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Narcotransience

mayflyjac

Created by: mayflyjac

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