Verboticisms

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ree-rome-ee-oh-voke

Sentence: She felt reromeovoked by Elvis once and for all while her mother reminded her that he has been dead for 33 years!

Etymology: revoke (take back, cancel) + Romeo (the romantic lover of Juliet in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet)

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sing/dic/tive

Sentence: Bob was a singdictive balladeer who followed his window washing girlfriend around town singing 'it ain't me babe'. Go way from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed. Im not the one you want, babe, Im not the one you need.

Etymology: sing + vindictive + dic

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COMMENTS:

hahahah...funny - mweinmann, 2009-05-04: 12:03:00

You crack me UP! Too funny and you are one of the REAL ones that doesn't hold back and VERY original! KUDOS! to you :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-05: 01:43:00

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Created by: dekra

Pronunciation: A-more-tis

Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.

Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dis en chan ted

Sentence: When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back...

Etymology: Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: disss illl ewe jun men tahl

Sentence: The lady became disillusionmental and the situation went from bad to worse to worser

Etymology: disillusionment mental

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Created by: hyperborean

Pronunciation: wayk-en-bayk

Sentence: That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness.

Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison])

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Created by: dochanne

Pronunciation: Nar-siss-scape

Sentence: Jody realised with disgust that her boyfriend really was the self-centered little brat her friends had told her about when he insisted that she carry the crappy present to his friends' house. "Well I don't want him to think I bought that for him!" he had said, even though he had. She decided with a wry smile that a narsiscape was required, and why not now at the party? He cute friend would be here after all..

Etymology: Narcissist - ego centric; Escape - ergo run away from.

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COMMENTS:

Revenge is a dish best served hot, huh ? ;-) - emdeejay, 2009-05-06: 02:09:00

Revenge is a nye for an I :P - dochanne, 2009-05-06: 03:29:00

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur

Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"

Etymology: careen, Carina

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: end/fa/tu/ay/shun

Sentence: Her infatuation quickly turned to endfatuation when her boyfriend turned nasty.

Etymology: end + infatuation

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Good one! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:44:00

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Created by: Eightbhall

Pronunciation: Rev-ul-sation

Sentence: As Bobby sat there watching the love of his life's sisters eating their latest fad-diet salad one half-fork at a time, between vitriolic bitching about co-workers and with his darling wife adding comments about his own inadequacies; he had his epiphany, his revulsation; all he could see now were three haggard witches sat around a pot with him in.

Etymology: Revulsion- to be sickened by Realisation- to understand after a delay

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