Verboticisms

Created by: phoenix89

Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship

Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.

Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.

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COMMENTS:

great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00

Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00

Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: parra-mort

Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.

Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)

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COMMENTS:

terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00

She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00

Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00

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Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: luv er not

Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.

Etymology: love her / lover not

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer

Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.

Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: fee-AHNT-see

Sentence: After having given an engagement ring to his girlfriend Gertrude, Bertrand became more than a little fiantsy when he began to see changes in her personality indicating that she was more of a shrew and gold digger than he had noticed before.

Etymology: 'antsy' (apprehensive, uneasy, or nervous) used in a word play on the word fiance'

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COMMENTS:

clever - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00

Fiantastic word - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:47:00

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Created by: emdeejay

Pronunciation: ee mancy mate

Sentence: Bob was finally sick of June's emotional blackmail, so he found the courage to emancimate himself.

Etymology: Emancipate: To be freed.

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COMMENTS:

This is very clever!! - mweinmann, 2009-05-05: 08:26:00

Hyverbolous! - dochanne, 2009-05-06: 00:50:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dill an chan ted

Sentence: When Sweet Marie fell out of love with Rob Fillan, her Bob Dylan wannabe boyfriend, she knew that The Times They Were A Changing. She had become dylanchented with the whole relationship because all he ever said to her were things like Lay Lady Lay and that he was Like A Rolling Stone. Writing her love songs that were actually protest anthems did little to endear Mr. Tambourine Man to her. After she booted him, she knew he was out there, Blowin' in the Wind and if there was Blood on the Tracks,he'd soon be Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...assuming bad boys even went there.

Etymology: Dylan (Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter) & Disenchanted (freed from enchantment;no longer enchanted by someone/thing)

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COMMENTS:

Just like a woman! - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 03:25:00

tangled up in poo? - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 09:48:00

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sing/dic/tive

Sentence: Bob was a singdictive balladeer who followed his window washing girlfriend around town singing 'it ain't me babe'. Go way from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed. Im not the one you want, babe, Im not the one you need.

Etymology: sing + vindictive + dic

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COMMENTS:

hahahah...funny - mweinmann, 2009-05-04: 12:03:00

You crack me UP! Too funny and you are one of the REAL ones that doesn't hold back and VERY original! KUDOS! to you :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-05: 01:43:00

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: deep - hart

Sentence: Lila decided to depheart when Alfie kept singing about how she had ruined his life, how evil a woman she was, and how she took her love to town....

Etymology: depart, heart

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good one - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:12:00

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Created by: Eightbhall

Pronunciation: Rev-ul-sation

Sentence: As Bobby sat there watching the love of his life's sisters eating their latest fad-diet salad one half-fork at a time, between vitriolic bitching about co-workers and with his darling wife adding comments about his own inadequacies; he had his epiphany, his revulsation; all he could see now were three haggard witches sat around a pot with him in.

Etymology: Revulsion- to be sickened by Realisation- to understand after a delay

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