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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
Verboticisms
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Fiantsy
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: fee-AHNT-see
Sentence: After having given an engagement ring to his girlfriend Gertrude, Bertrand became more than a little fiantsy when he began to see changes in her personality indicating that she was more of a shrew and gold digger than he had noticed before.
Etymology: 'antsy' (apprehensive, uneasy, or nervous) used in a word play on the word fiance'
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COMMENTS:
clever - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Fiantastic word - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:47:00
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Depheart
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: deep - hart
Sentence: Lila decided to depheart when Alfie kept singing about how she had ruined his life, how evil a woman she was, and how she took her love to town....
Etymology: depart, heart
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COMMENTS:
good one - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:12:00
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Evilginger
Created by: BeauKnows
Pronunciation: E-Vil-Gin-Ger
Sentence: Dave is a starving guitarist, who was just looking for a girl who liked to have a good time. Little did he know, he pick out a EVILGINGER!
Etymology: Evil + Ginger
Paramort
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: parra-mort
Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.
Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)
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COMMENTS:
terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00
She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00
Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00
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Sweethurt
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sweet-hurt
Sentence: Bob finally hit the road when he figures it was his sweethurt that had the problem. "It ain't me, Babe" were his parting words. Just like a woman, she told Mr. Tambourine Man, "I shall be released". He, on the other hand was tangled up in blue.
Etymology: sweetheart (person whom another loves) + hurt (to cause bodily or mental pain or distress)
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COMMENTS:
I too originally thought it was a picture of Bob, but you just have to accept that it's all over now (baby blue) so stop being a Joker Man. - Eightbhall, 2013-08-30: 05:12:00
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Endfatuation
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: end/fa/tu/ay/shun
Sentence: Her infatuation quickly turned to endfatuation when her boyfriend turned nasty.
Etymology: end + infatuation
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COMMENTS:
Good one! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:44:00
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Dylanchanted
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: dill an chan ted
Sentence: When Sweet Marie fell out of love with Rob Fillan, her Bob Dylan wannabe boyfriend, she knew that The Times They Were A Changing. She had become dylanchented with the whole relationship because all he ever said to her were things like Lay Lady Lay and that he was Like A Rolling Stone. Writing her love songs that were actually protest anthems did little to endear Mr. Tambourine Man to her. After she booted him, she knew he was out there, Blowin' in the Wind and if there was Blood on the Tracks,he'd soon be Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...assuming bad boys even went there.
Etymology: Dylan (Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter) & Disenchanted (freed from enchantment;no longer enchanted by someone/thing)
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COMMENTS:
Just like a woman! - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 03:25:00
tangled up in poo? - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 09:48:00
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Disenchantedforestranger
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer
Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.
Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)
Beloathed
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: bəlōthd
Sentence: Their love had gone full cycle, from betrothed to bedazzled to beloathed. These days nothing gives them more satisfaction than sucking the joy out of each others lives.
Etymology: betrothed (enter into a formal agreement to marry) + loathed (feel intense dislike or disgust for)
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COMMENTS:
WHY don't you vote at all? You never did answer my private message...Am I missing something here? HOW do you get to the top all the time and NOT vote? Do you have your entire office sign on and vote as soon as you post your word? You're a talented writer come on now VOTE for some of us newbies :)) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-10: 06:42:00
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Hellationship
Created by: phoenix89
Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship
Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.
Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.
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COMMENTS:
great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00
Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James
mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.