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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
Verboticisms
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Beloathed
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: bəlōthd
Sentence: Their love had gone full cycle, from betrothed to bedazzled to beloathed. These days nothing gives them more satisfaction than sucking the joy out of each others lives.
Etymology: betrothed (enter into a formal agreement to marry) + loathed (feel intense dislike or disgust for)
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COMMENTS:
WHY don't you vote at all? You never did answer my private message...Am I missing something here? HOW do you get to the top all the time and NOT vote? Do you have your entire office sign on and vote as soon as you post your word? You're a talented writer come on now VOTE for some of us newbies :)) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-10: 06:42:00
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Hellationship
Created by: phoenix89
Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship
Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.
Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.
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COMMENTS:
great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00
Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00
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Dissenchanted
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: dis en chan ted
Sentence: When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back...
Etymology: Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)
Singdictive
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: sing/dic/tive
Sentence: Bob was a singdictive balladeer who followed his window washing girlfriend around town singing 'it ain't me babe'. Go way from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed. Im not the one you want, babe, Im not the one you need.
Etymology: sing + vindictive + dic
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COMMENTS:
hahahah...funny - mweinmann, 2009-05-04: 12:03:00
You crack me UP! Too funny and you are one of the REAL ones that doesn't hold back and VERY original! KUDOS! to you :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-05: 01:43:00
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Careener
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur
Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"
Etymology: careen, Carina
Paramort
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: parra-mort
Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.
Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)
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COMMENTS:
terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00
She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00
Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00
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Reromeovoke
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: ree-rome-ee-oh-voke
Sentence: She felt reromeovoked by Elvis once and for all while her mother reminded her that he has been dead for 33 years!
Etymology: revoke (take back, cancel) + Romeo (the romantic lover of Juliet in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet)
Amortis
Created by: dekra
Pronunciation: A-more-tis
Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.
Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis
Dylanchanted
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: dill an chan ted
Sentence: When Sweet Marie fell out of love with Rob Fillan, her Bob Dylan wannabe boyfriend, she knew that The Times They Were A Changing. She had become dylanchented with the whole relationship because all he ever said to her were things like Lay Lady Lay and that he was Like A Rolling Stone. Writing her love songs that were actually protest anthems did little to endear Mr. Tambourine Man to her. After she booted him, she knew he was out there, Blowin' in the Wind and if there was Blood on the Tracks,he'd soon be Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...assuming bad boys even went there.
Etymology: Dylan (Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter) & Disenchanted (freed from enchantment;no longer enchanted by someone/thing)
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COMMENTS:
Just like a woman! - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 03:25:00
tangled up in poo? - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 09:48:00
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Reevalumate
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: re-eval-u-mate
Sentence: (no offense to Bob Dylan) It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you're not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory.
Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn's: an adaptation of the Dylan song "Don't think twice, it's alright.")
Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James
mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.