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DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Autismail

Created by: cococo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My team suffers of Autismail

Etymology: Autism + mail

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Internependent

Created by: thesteviest

Pronunciation: in-ter-ne-PEN-dent

Sentence: Internepents Anonymous first step is to take a group of people and their lap tops out of the same room and make them converse through instant messaging from different rooms.

Etymology: internet and dependent

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Proximailing

Created by: jenorthar

Pronunciation: prox-email-ing

Sentence: Although they were sitting together on the couch, Bob and Jane continued proximailing each other in silence.

Etymology: proximity + emailing

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Ependent

Created by: Tesher

Pronunciation: e-pen-dent

Sentence: Adam is completely ependent. He even sends text messages to his girlfriend while they are making out.

Etymology: Electronic (abbreviated as 'E') - dependent (may be varied to -dant for the British)

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Jerkmailiac

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: jurk mayl ee ak

Sentence: Sanford is a jerkmailiac

Etymology: jerk + junkmail + insomniac

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Re: pulsive

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: re puls iv

Sentence: When I discovered that I would rather send an email to his cell phone than to walk into the next room to speak to him in person, I knew I was re: pulsive.

Etymology: Re: Email speak for "in response to" + pulsive from compulsive

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