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'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Exootycall

Created by: aj3131

Pronunciation: Ex-oot-e-call

Sentence: Time for an exootycall with Meghan.

Etymology: Ex+(b)ooty call

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Condomnundrum

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: con/dum/nun/drum

Sentence: To .... or not to .... that is the condomnundrum

Etymology: condom + conundrum

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Seperentuality

Created by: cellardweller

Pronunciation: sep-er-ent-YOU-al-it-ty

Sentence: Their relationship was charged with seperentuality.

Etymology: Seperate + Sensuality

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Forniclosure

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: for-knee-cloe-zyer

Sentence: it felt nice and familiar but she couldn't forget how irritraiting he'd become...this was strictly forniclosure

Etymology: fornicate, closure

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COMMENTS:

Very nice, sum's up the definition impressively! - allwise, 2007-02-16: 05:42:00

I agree. Here's a vote. By the way, I've looked all over this place and can't find a single teller to cash in my points. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 15:26:00

Yeah, but if I could just get some forniclosure, that would be ok... - allwise, 2007-02-19: 02:55:00

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Extacy

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: eks tassseeee

Sentence: Caught in a moment of extacy he wondered how much a brain-transplant would cost, but deep down he knew she'd never agree to it

Etymology: ecstacy, ex

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Sexploinquiry

Created by: balconesfalk

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Remance

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ree-manse

Sentence: When Gloria hads recurring bouts of regret over breaking up with Mark she engages him in remance, finding opportunities here and there to cuddle and make out, though she has no desire to rekindle the relationship itself.

Etymology: Play on the word 'romance' with prefix 're' - to do over

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Lustalgia

Created by: FreakyDeak

Pronunciation: luh-stal-juh

Sentence: Lustalgia was giving him heartaches, headaches and backaches.

Etymology: Lust + Nostalgia (desire to return to a former time)

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Extingwish

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: ex/ting/wish

Sentence: Bob had an extingwish where he would relive his 'ting' with his ex.

Etymology: ex + ting + wish + extinguish

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Hindplay

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: hind.play

Sentence: "Oh, come on, stay over one last time tonight. A little hindplay has never done anyone any harm"

Etymology: combination of "hindsight" and "foreplay"

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COMMENTS:

Very nice! When I saw the definition I thought, "A word already exists for this: backsliding!" But then I saw hindplay... fabulous and useful! - NohWoman, 2007-02-16: 02:32:00

Yes, as NohWoman says, very useful! - wordmeister, 2007-02-16: 09:26:00

thanks for the flowers to both of you. I do enjoy coming up with this stuff and there are some really creative people playing here. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-16: 11:56:00

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.

Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.

ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.

Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-18: 22:38:00
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)