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'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Amortification

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: amor/ti/fi/cay/shun

Sentence: They secumbed to amortification knowing that their love was dead and gone - how sad

Etymology: amore + mortification

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Entrex

Created by: toralora

Pronunciation: ehn/trex (like anthrax)

Sentence: He calls her whenever he wants some entrex, and she's usually up for it.

Etymology: to enter + ex (not nescesarily a rude word - it could simply be to enter an ex's life/house/bedroom ..etc).

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Hindplay

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: hind.play

Sentence: "Oh, come on, stay over one last time tonight. A little hindplay has never done anyone any harm"

Etymology: combination of "hindsight" and "foreplay"

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COMMENTS:

Very nice! When I saw the definition I thought, "A word already exists for this: backsliding!" But then I saw hindplay... fabulous and useful! - NohWoman, 2007-02-16: 02:32:00

Yes, as NohWoman says, very useful! - wordmeister, 2007-02-16: 09:26:00

thanks for the flowers to both of you. I do enjoy coming up with this stuff and there are some really creative people playing here. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-16: 11:56:00

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Lustalgia

Created by: FreakyDeak

Pronunciation: luh-stal-juh

Sentence: Lustalgia was giving him heartaches, headaches and backaches.

Etymology: Lust + Nostalgia (desire to return to a former time)

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Exsex

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: ECKS-seks

Sentence: "I had the best exsex with Mona last night," Travis beamed. "I shoulda divorced her YEARS ago!"

Etymology: ex + sex

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Interbye

theyellowbunny

Created by: theyellowbunny

Pronunciation:

Sentence: John and Susan felt compelled to interbye knowing this is how high school reunions go.

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Seperentuality

Created by: cellardweller

Pronunciation: sep-er-ent-YOU-al-it-ty

Sentence: Their relationship was charged with seperentuality.

Etymology: Seperate + Sensuality

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Postpwnd

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: post-poned

Sentence: What is it with some girls and postpwning? Don't they know that there is no reason for it, and it is just unacceptable?

Etymology: post (as in after) pwned (as in the nerdy version of owned, from a typo in, I believe, a halo game.) It means, basically, to defeat an enemy.

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Exsexive

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ekseksiv

Sentence: Now that they have separated, every thing they do together is exsexive. John and Mary can*t seem to meet for a simple dinner, go out to a movie or even go to church together without ending up engaging in a session of canoodling. They are no longer welcome in a number of local restaurants or movie theaters. They are scheduled for a chat with their minister next week.

Etymology: ex (a former husband, wife, or partner in a relationship) + sex (intercourse) + excessive (more than is necessary, normal, or desirable; immoderate)

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COMMENTS:

Someone needs to hose them down... - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:11:00

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Posance

Created by: Ahmad

Pronunciation: po-zaens

Sentence: Though Shahida and Aamir had broken, still kissing each other. but all know it was just a posance to make siara jealous and nothing.

Etymology: Pose = to show or act something which is not true. Romance= related to love

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.

Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.

ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.

Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-18: 22:38:00
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)