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'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Retrosex

Created by: RebelNovice

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "I ran into my ex last night at the bar, and one thing led to another... and we ended up back at my place for a little retrosex."

Etymology:

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Bonusex

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: bo-nus-eks

Sentence: They ha a horrible break-up, but since neither of the cared to please the other anymore, the bonusex was amazing!

Etymology: bonus + sex

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Lustalgia

Created by: FreakyDeak

Pronunciation: luh-stal-juh

Sentence: Lustalgia was giving him heartaches, headaches and backaches.

Etymology: Lust + Nostalgia (desire to return to a former time)

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Olsetose

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: ol-sa-dose

Sentence: Olsetose, number one in the years.....

Etymology: OLd SEx TO SEe

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Tabooty

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: tab-oo-tee

Sentence: This uh mm! tabooty mm! oh yes! must aah stop.

Etymology: taboo (forbidden) + booty (slang for sexual intercourse)

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Exsexsorry

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: ex-sex-sorry

Sentence: To Karen, Bob was just an exsexsorry, something that amused her for a while then forgotten until the next time she felt like using him. Sure, she felt guilty, but only a little because he kept coming back for more.

Etymology: wordplay on accessory

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COMMENTS:

exsexellent word - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:09:00

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Copudetat

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: kop/u/dey/ta

Sentence: John had no luck at the dance club, so decided to stop by his ex's place and try to pull off a copud'etat

Etymology: copulate + coup d'etat (to exploit)

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Postpartemaffection

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: post-part-umm-uh-fek-shun

Sentence: Does she care that her postpartemaffection is ruining her current relationship? No, he knows he'll get the same special treatment...

Etymology: from post + apart + them + affection

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COMMENTS:

It'd be better as two words, but good enough for a vote from me. - ErWenn, 2007-02-17: 08:07:00

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Entrex

Created by: toralora

Pronunciation: ehn/trex (like anthrax)

Sentence: He calls her whenever he wants some entrex, and she's usually up for it.

Etymology: to enter + ex (not nescesarily a rude word - it could simply be to enter an ex's life/house/bedroom ..etc).

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Condomnundrum

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: con/dum/nun/drum

Sentence: To .... or not to .... that is the condomnundrum

Etymology: condom + conundrum

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.

Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.

ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.

Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-18: 22:38:00
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)