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DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover
Verboticisms
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Extacy
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: eks tassseeee
Sentence: Caught in a moment of extacy he wondered how much a brain-transplant would cost, but deep down he knew she'd never agree to it
Etymology: ecstacy, ex
Dejascrew
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: day ja skrou
Sentence: that eerie yet strangely comforting feeling of dejascrew set her essentials a-tingling
Etymology: deja vu + screw
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COMMENTS:
This is classic! - Alchemist, 2007-02-16: 07:05:00
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Excopulation
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: ex-cop-u-lat-shun
Sentence: Robert had heard that excopulation was very satisfying, but none of his ex-girl friends would give it try...
Etymology: ex+copulate
Posance
Created by: Ahmad
Pronunciation: po-zaens
Sentence: Though Shahida and Aamir had broken, still kissing each other. but all know it was just a posance to make siara jealous and nothing.
Etymology: Pose = to show or act something which is not true. Romance= related to love
Tabooty
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: tab-oo-tee
Sentence: This uh mm! tabooty mm! oh yes! must aah stop.
Etymology: taboo (forbidden) + booty (slang for sexual intercourse)
Incinerelate
Created by: Mobelia
Pronunciation:
Sentence: While they continued to incinerelate at opportune times they knew the relationship was over.
Etymology: from incinerate meaning to rekindle, burn (and to go down in flames!) and relate: to couple, connect, cojoin
Ashpoking
Created by: telebob
Pronunciation: ash poke ing
Sentence: We got caught up in a bit of ashpoking.
Etymology:
Remance
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: ree-manse
Sentence: When Gloria hads recurring bouts of regret over breaking up with Mark she engages him in remance, finding opportunities here and there to cuddle and make out, though she has no desire to rekindle the relationship itself.
Etymology: Play on the word 'romance' with prefix 're' - to do over
Amortification
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: amor/ti/fi/cay/shun
Sentence: They secumbed to amortification knowing that their love was dead and gone - how sad
Etymology: amore + mortification
Exsexorcism
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: eks seks or sizzum
Sentence: Ida hated her now ex, Randy Gote, but decided on the day they had cleaned out the apartment they had once so happily shared, to host an exsexorcism. True to his name and being a retrosexual he obliged, and true to hers, Ms. Norgasm lived up to her name. As they "did it" they listened to the nostalgic tunes of Boney M...
Etymology: Ex (Previous spouse/lover) & Sex (activities associated with sexual intercourse) & Exorcism (freeing from evil spirits)
Comments:
ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.
Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.
ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.
Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)