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DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover
Verboticisms
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Extingwish
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: ex/ting/wish
Sentence: Bob had an extingwish where he would relive his 'ting' with his ex.
Etymology: ex + ting + wish + extinguish
Humpanex
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: Hump - un - x
Sentence: Jezebel knew she wasn't ever going to call Tony again, but she couldn't resist a little humpanex after not seeing him since their last date, over a year ago.
Etymology: Hump - horny, sex, make-out an - obvious ex - previous boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse
Posance
Created by: Ahmad
Pronunciation: po-zaens
Sentence: Though Shahida and Aamir had broken, still kissing each other. but all know it was just a posance to make siara jealous and nothing.
Etymology: Pose = to show or act something which is not true. Romance= related to love
Sexparate
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Secks-par-rate
Sentence: Desperate Delilah sexparated with suave Samson even though he would never forgive her for betraying him and his biblically significant head of hair.
Etymology: Sex + separate
Exsexsorry
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: ex-sex-sorry
Sentence: To Karen, Bob was just an exsexsorry, something that amused her for a while then forgotten until the next time she felt like using him. Sure, she felt guilty, but only a little because he kept coming back for more.
Etymology: wordplay on accessory
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COMMENTS:
exsexellent word - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:09:00
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Moreplay
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: moor + plae
Sentence: Bill would call his ex Carol when he was in the mood for a little moreplay.
Etymology: More + Play (something like Foreplay)
Exsexive
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ekseksiv
Sentence: Now that they have separated, every thing they do together is exsexive. John and Mary can*t seem to meet for a simple dinner, go out to a movie or even go to church together without ending up engaging in a session of canoodling. They are no longer welcome in a number of local restaurants or movie theaters. They are scheduled for a chat with their minister next week.
Etymology: ex (a former husband, wife, or partner in a relationship) + sex (intercourse) + excessive (more than is necessary, normal, or desirable; immoderate)
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COMMENTS:
Someone needs to hose them down... - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:11:00
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Formermoans
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: for mer moanz
Sentence: Although they had officially broken up, Dick and Mona always enjoyed their Friday nights. Their deal had been that if either had no current love interest, they would get together for a formermoans session. It sounded like a friends with benefits relationship but carried on much further. One had to wonder why it still occurred after each had been happily wed to others for a number of years? What if their prospective grandchildren found out?
Etymology: Former (ex, previous) & Moans (an utterance expressing pain or disapproval or joy or sexual desire) -Wordplay on Pheromones (a chemical substance secreted externally by some animals (especially insects) that influences the physiology or sexual behavior of other animals of the same species)
Exootycall
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: Ex-oot-e-call
Sentence: Time for an exootycall with Meghan.
Etymology: Ex+(b)ooty call
Amourgency
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: am oor jen cee
Sentence: It happened each time Tina and Tom had to meet over something. Although divorced, the old magic was still there and they found they would experience an amourgency, which needed immediate attention...kind of like what you see on those Cialis commercials on TV.
Etymology: Amour (French for love expressive of or exciting sexual love or romance) & Emergency (a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action)
Comments:
ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.
Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.
ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.
Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)