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'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Retrosex

Created by: RebelNovice

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "I ran into my ex last night at the bar, and one thing led to another... and we ended up back at my place for a little retrosex."

Etymology:

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Incinerelate

Created by: Mobelia

Pronunciation:

Sentence: While they continued to incinerelate at opportune times they knew the relationship was over.

Etymology: from incinerate meaning to rekindle, burn (and to go down in flames!) and relate: to couple, connect, cojoin

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Humpanex

Created by: BMott

Pronunciation: Hump - un - x

Sentence: Jezebel knew she wasn't ever going to call Tony again, but she couldn't resist a little humpanex after not seeing him since their last date, over a year ago.

Etymology: Hump - horny, sex, make-out an - obvious ex - previous boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse

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Exootycall

Created by: aj3131

Pronunciation: Ex-oot-e-call

Sentence: Time for an exootycall with Meghan.

Etymology: Ex+(b)ooty call

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Postpartemaffection

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: post-part-umm-uh-fek-shun

Sentence: Does she care that her postpartemaffection is ruining her current relationship? No, he knows he'll get the same special treatment...

Etymology: from post + apart + them + affection

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COMMENTS:

It'd be better as two words, but good enough for a vote from me. - ErWenn, 2007-02-17: 08:07:00

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Retrobound

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈɹɛtɹoˌbaʊnd/

Sentence: GILMORE GIRLS SPOILER: As expected, Lorelai's fling with Chris turned out just to be a retrobound.

Etymology: From retro- + bound, as in "rebound"

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COMMENTS:

I switched to IPA for pronounciation. It makes it seem more professional, which makes it seem funnier to me. - ErWenn, 2007-02-16: 10:38:00

The funny thing is that I don't even watch Gilmore Girls. All I know, I pick up from snippets overheard from the other room while doing my homework while my better half watches. - ErWenn, 2007-02-16: 10:40:00

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Forniclosure

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: for-knee-cloe-zyer

Sentence: it felt nice and familiar but she couldn't forget how irritraiting he'd become...this was strictly forniclosure

Etymology: fornicate, closure

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COMMENTS:

Very nice, sum's up the definition impressively! - allwise, 2007-02-16: 05:42:00

I agree. Here's a vote. By the way, I've looked all over this place and can't find a single teller to cash in my points. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 15:26:00

Yeah, but if I could just get some forniclosure, that would be ok... - allwise, 2007-02-19: 02:55:00

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Exaction

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: Ex-action

Sentence: Looks like he'll be getting a little ex action with his old girlfriend.

Etymology: ex: ex-girfriend/boyfriend, action: well, duh.

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Exsexive

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ekseksiv

Sentence: Now that they have separated, every thing they do together is exsexive. John and Mary can*t seem to meet for a simple dinner, go out to a movie or even go to church together without ending up engaging in a session of canoodling. They are no longer welcome in a number of local restaurants or movie theaters. They are scheduled for a chat with their minister next week.

Etymology: ex (a former husband, wife, or partner in a relationship) + sex (intercourse) + excessive (more than is necessary, normal, or desirable; immoderate)

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COMMENTS:

Someone needs to hose them down... - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:11:00

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Exchecker

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ex/chek/ur

Sentence: Dan was never satisfied that his current relationship was as good as the last so he became an avid exchecker. He refers to himself as Chancellor of the Exchecker.

Etymology: ex + check+ exchequer

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COMMENTS:

check, mate! - Nosila, 2011-02-11: 15:15:00

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.

Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.

ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.

Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-18: 22:38:00
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)