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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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whirlwind

Created by: whirlwind

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Feliznaviwhosyourdaddy

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: feh/liz/naavy/huz/yor/dady

Sentence: After a few drinks Chris embarassed his friends by slapping guests on the back and barking "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy".

Etymology: feliz navidad + who's your daddy

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Greetism

Created by: matrixpro

Pronunciation: greet - ism

Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.

Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.

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Pandalize

Created by: Alchemist

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Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.

Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"

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Holiscam

Created by: guerras

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Blexxpletive

Created by: coinstar

Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).

Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.

Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)

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Winterrify

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"

Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.

Etymology: winter + terrify

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Hanuzaamasticize

Created by: kittreb

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Christpocalypse

Created by: janham

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Crasstian

Created by: chofu67

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel