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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Offriend
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend
Yuletried
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: yool-tride
Sentence: Peter's whisky-infused mulled wine gave him oodles of yuletried spirit
Etymology: yuletide + tried
Fakitusgreetingus
Created by: jonique
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.
Etymology:
Religogreet
Created by: wishlish
Pronunciation: re-lij-o-greet
Sentence: Those churchgoers religogreet everyone they meet, even though some of the people they meet don't participate in religous holidays.
Etymology:
Salneutation
Created by: waxlion
Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun
Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.
Etymology: neutral + salutation
Ignorancisms
Created by: erwalter
Pronunciation: ig·no·rance·isms
Sentence: Walmart has stopped using ignoancisms such as "happy holidays" and is guessing the faith of people and greeting them accordinly
Etymology: ignorance + "isms"
Politicallyovercorrectness
Created by: BrakX
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Man... all this happy holidays stuff instead of Merry Christmas is politicallyovercorrectness
Etymology:
Holcombinate
Created by: bortman
Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate
Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.
Etymology:
Chanukahadanzamasturbate
Created by: jeremiahbritt
Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt
Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.
Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate
Greetism
Created by: matrixpro
Pronunciation: greet - ism
Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.
Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel