Vote for the best verboticism.

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: shitty greeting

| Comments and Points

Mazelbotch

Created by: jsky20

Pronunciation: ma-zel-bach

Sentence:

Etymology: mazel tov + botch

| Comments and Points

Insaludate

Created by: Benperson

Pronunciation: (in-SAL-yoo-dayt)

Sentence: I was embarrassed when my atheist Grandpa insaludated my Jewish teacher.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Greetinwhouliken

Created by: ltapilot

Pronunciation: greetin who you likin

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Religiogaffe

Created by: xklamation

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Theopolitelessness

Created by: msmarsilio

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Congracistulate

whirlwind

Created by: whirlwind

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Greetgrace

Created by: barkskin

Pronunciation: greet-gr-ace

Sentence: Sara has great greetgrace

Etymology: greet+grace =greatgrace

| Comments and Points

Santadultry

Created by: Computergeek

Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree

Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Jollifixations

chadfust

Created by: chadfust

Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns

Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!

Etymology: jollifications + fixation

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...

 

Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel