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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Salrudetation
Created by: haroldbarold
Pronunciation: sal-rude-tay-shun
Sentence: Everyone dreaded being cornered by reindeer-breath Randy and his off-color salrudetations.
Etymology: salutation + rude
Cheersmear
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: cheer-smear
Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.
Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)
Winterrify
Created by: ipmcleod
Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"
Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.
Etymology: winter + terrify
Jollifixations
Created by: chadfust
Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns
Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!
Etymology: jollifications + fixation
Interculturalintro
Created by: MsRenee84
Pronunciation: Inter cultural intro
Sentence: He make an intercultural intro when he said feliz christmas.
Etymology:
Kwannukate
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: kwa-noo-cate
Sentence: Wanda thought that Bill was kwannukating at the office party.
Etymology: kwanza+hannuka+communicate
Intergreeting
Created by: Luke01
Pronunciation: Intuurgreeting
Sentence: Santaclaus intergreeted the taliban.
Etymology: International and greeting
Athelutations
Created by: davidave
Pronunciation: A thel u TAY shuns
Sentence: Recognizing his coworkers diverse cultural backgrounds, Mark greeted the room with neutral athelutations.
Etymology: Elision of atheism and salutations.
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel