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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Offendogram
Created by: littleguybrush
Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram
Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.
Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram
Fickamble
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: Fick - Am - Bull
Sentence: I hate it when my I see someone fickamble the holiday season. Don't they know when the fickamble they lose the meaning of the holiday spirit?
Etymology: fick - derived from fickle + amble - derived from ramble (meaning they ramble on and on with their fickle ways)
Goatseyule
Created by: greeneye
Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool
Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.
Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays
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COMMENTS:
- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00
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Jerngle
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: jern-gul
Sentence: That fool is going to jerngle himself all the way to a slap in the face.
Etymology: A distant relative of the noun jinglejerk.
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel