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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Ecucheermenise

Created by: scrubskip

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Sentence: Paul started to say "Merry Christmas" instead ecucheermenised, "Merry... Holidays"

Etymology: ecumenism + cheer

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Holidalactating

Created by: proArchy

Pronunciation: hol-eh-duh-lak-tay-ting

Sentence: John was so full of Chrismahanukwanzadan spirit that after a few drinks at the office party he was HOLIDALACTATING all over everyone

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Congratugrate

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate

Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.

Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)

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Congracistulate

whirlwind

Created by: whirlwind

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Chrimbushist

Deadpanlives

Created by: Deadpanlives

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Sentence: God she's such a chrimbushist, can't she get anything right?

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Crassmastize

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: crass"-mas-tize'

Sentence: After reading all the earnest, but ignorant "Holiday" cards from her coworkers, the wiccan always felt crassmastized.

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Solipseason

Created by: attis

Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on

Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.

Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season

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Holigreet

Created by: KoolKow

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Moronicer

Created by: socialyabusd

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Holcombinate

Created by: bortman

Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate

Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel