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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Unigratings
Created by: wordbird
Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings
Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.
Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating
Chanukahadanzamasturbate
Created by: jeremiahbritt
Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt
Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.
Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate
Goatseyule
Created by: greeneye
Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool
Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.
Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays
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COMMENTS:
- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00
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Offriend
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend
Assimibrate
Created by: kafka
Pronunciation:
Sentence: At the core of the marketing device known as "Santa Clause" is a barely veiled assimibration by large corporations of third world countries.
Etymology: "assimilate" and "celebrate"
Yulecide
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: yool' cide
Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.
Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel