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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Happeeholidize
Created by: bohdel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.
Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.
Assimibrate
Created by: kafka
Pronunciation:
Sentence: At the core of the marketing device known as "Santa Clause" is a barely veiled assimibration by large corporations of third world countries.
Etymology: "assimilate" and "celebrate"
Holidalactating
Created by: proArchy
Pronunciation: hol-eh-duh-lak-tay-ting
Sentence: John was so full of Chrismahanukwanzadan spirit that after a few drinks at the office party he was HOLIDALACTATING all over everyone
Etymology:
Pixying
Created by: helanren
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times
Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting
Unfaithabalise
Created by: Arcysparky
Pronunciation: Un-FEYTH-a-bal-ayz
Sentence: "Have a wonderful non-faith-specific seasonal period" Alice unfaithabalised.
Etymology:
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel