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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Unicheer
Created by: speakeasy
Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer
Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."
Etymology:
Supercilify
Created by: googly
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When i got that card, I felt weirdly wupercilified.
Etymology: Transforms "supercilious" into a transtitive verb.
Yuledoot
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: yoolsht
Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.
Etymology: yule + sit
Missiletoeing
Created by: aoife
Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'
Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.
Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'
Greetism
Created by: matrixpro
Pronunciation: greet - ism
Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.
Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.
Korpundus
Created by: ChrisCarrk
Pronunciation: koar-pun-diss
Sentence: What a korpundus greeting!
Etymology: none!
Cheersmear
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: cheer-smear
Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.
Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)
Greesting
Created by: meiyas
Pronunciation:
Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.
Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting
Happyholidayism
Created by: truefedwa
Pronunciation: hap-ee-hol-i-day-is-m
Sentence: Wal-Mart recently abandoned its happyholidayism and returned to "Merry Christmas"
Etymology: Happy+Holiday
Phisonting
Created by: Lyokia
Pronunciation: Ph-is-onting
Sentence: He was phisonting the hostess to try to get on her good side.
Etymology:

Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel