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'Hi Sexy! Oops... Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.

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Helloribble

Created by: movingtomontana

Pronunciation: Hell - orr - ibble

Sentence: I thought I saw you in the supermarket this morning, I helloribbled some bird. She ran off down the isle and called security.

Etymology: Hello meets Horrible

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Salutorture

Created by: elron

Pronunciation: sal-yoo-tor-chur

Sentence: From the back, Sally thought it was her friend, Jude, but quickly realized it wasn't and suffered salutorture.

Etymology: salutation + torture

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Wreckognition

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: wreck-og-ni-tion

Sentence: My wreckognition ability seems to be growing as I get older

Etymology: wreck, recognition

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Reactcident

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: re-AKT-sid-ent

Sentence: I pretended that my friend was actually somewhere behind this weirdo who my reactcident seemed to have excited.

Etymology: react + accident

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Yoohoowho

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: u/who/who

Sentence: She greeted, who she thought was Jenny, with a loud yoo-hoo. It quickly turned into a yoohoowho when she realized it was a complete stranger.

Etymology: yoo-hoo + who

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Greeteek

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: greet' - eek

Sentence: Her humiliating greeteek had scarcely passed her lips when she realized it was a Preacher whose ass she was grabbing as she squealed; "You were great last night!"

Etymology: greeting/eek!

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