Vote for the best verboticism.
DEFINITION: To stand, or sit, behind a person using a computer and provide commentary, suggestions, and if necessary intervention, whether wanted or not.
Verboticisms
Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...
You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.
Virtualtourguide
Created by: ChristopherAndersen
Pronunciation: VUR choo uhl TOOR gyde
Sentence: I just wanted to watch one YouTube video, but Casey virtualtourguided me through every lonelygirl15 episode.
Etymology: virtual + tour + guide
Mousekeeper
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: mao skeep err
Sentence: "If he was half as good a housekeeper as he was a mousekeeper, we' be living in paradise" she thought, vowing that as soon as she mastered the art of internet dating she was out of there and he could finger his mouse as much as he wanted.
Etymology: keeper of the mouse
Techsupprat
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: tek + sup + prat
Sentence: That guy always provides lots of techsupprat, as if I didn't know the difference between the alt and ctrl keys.
Etymology: Well, these people ARE prats, aren't they?
Backseatclicker
Created by: blondibabi121692
Pronunciation: back seat click er
Sentence: She was very annoyed when he was being a backseatclicker, almost like a backseat driver to someone driving.
Etymology:
Ranklebyter
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: rank-l-biter
Sentence: Wally loves to ranklebyte. When he really gets going it sounds like he's speaking some new language. "klickear, alttab, hit that munkey, Ikin dooit for ya"
Etymology: rankle + byte + anklebiter (irritating child)
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COMMENTS:
Gets my vote. - Clayton, 2007-06-28: 15:41:00
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Unsolicitech
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: un-sol-is-i-tek
Sentence: When Ted became an unsolicitech, Marg suddenly shoved the mouse in his mouth.
Etymology: unsolicited + tech (as in computer techie)
Eyespeen
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: ee-yes-pee-ehn
Sentence: When I wanted to click on alert box on stupid Internet Explorer, unfortunately, Jim was there to take care of the eyespeen, even offering to compute the coordinates on which button to point in the alert box out of the ONE button in the alert box.
Etymology: ESPN [providing commentaries day in, day out] + eyes [on the screen] + be on the screen=speen + eyes spin [you roll your eyes when someone eyespeens you through the whole Internet experience]
Mouseinterferiitis
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: mows in ter feary itis
Sentence: He was guilty of mouseinterferiitis, and she hit him with her elbow in the ribs to get rid of him.
Etymology: mouse - entering device for computer interfere - get in the way of itis - condition
Internagger
Created by: alicecomplex
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I never go online anymore, since my husband is an internagger and won't let me surf the sites I want.
Etymology: internet, nagger
Comments:
Clicktator is brilliant! I am going to be throwing that word around a lot. Stop looking over my shoulder you clicktator!!
Clayton - 2007-06-28: 12:09:00
Hey James, my word (and a few others' words) still aren't showing up under "show new." Just letting you know.
Osomatic - 2007-06-28: 12:36:00
Hey James, this whole "Classic" and "Text" thing is kind of confusing. Go ahead and run the "classics," but maybe not run the new contests at the same time? Also, what's the difference between "text" and the verboticisms we used to do? They seem essentially the same.
Osomatic - 2007-06-28: 12:37:00
What I meant was sure, let's do classics, but just have one contest per day. Throw in the classics every now and then. Once or twice a week, say.
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-28: 13:56:00
If everyone is happy with the text and no cartoons for the summer, maybe that would be the easiest.
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-28: 15:38:00
Hey James, I think the scoring is messed up again. I voted for a word and it only got 2 points in rankings view. I think someone left a gremlin out in verbotsnia. I suspect Clayton.
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-28: 15:40:00
I suspect 'someone left the clayton in the rain'
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-28: 16:14:00
gawd I hate that song... (i don't think that I can take it...)
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-28: 16:29:00
but it took so long to bake it
Clayton - 2007-06-28: 17:41:00
... and I'll never have that recipe again.
Stevenson0 - 2007-06-28: 18:23:00
OH NOOOO!!!
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-28: 18:49:00
ACK!! Stop it, or I'm telling!! Why do I torture myself so by hanging out with the likes of you turdbotomists? Ya big poopyheads! Now I'm going to have nightmares about Clayton belching in my drain! I hope you're satisfied.
Clayton - 2007-06-28: 20:53:00
I wouldn't call that a nightmare per se.
All the sweet green icing flowing down... I don't think that I can take it! ~ James
Does this mean that double Verbotomy is toast? I can't do comics next week. Do you want to do oldies (Classics) next week? Or new ones without cartoons (i.e. Text)? ~ James
Fixed the "Show New" link by removing it. ~ James
Osomatic - 2007-06-29: 13:29:00
I hadn't understood the "text" part of it - yes, sure, that's fine for the summer.
mplsbohemian - 2007-07-01: 19:47:00
I didn't even know that I was confused between text and classic til now, meaning a day or two I entered Classic when I would have rather entered Text. I adore the illustrations, but we can live a week without them.