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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Lipwreck
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lip rek
Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!
Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)
Cadvantagious
Created by: deadpanwalking
Pronunciation: cad-van-TA-je-us
Sentence: Juniper couldn't help but wonder if her married boss was being cadvantagious when he hugged her at the office party and his hands traveled down her spine just a little too far.
Etymology: Cad + Advantagious
Overindolcevita
Created by: Fleury
Pronunciation: oh-ver-in-dull-chay-VEE-ta
Sentence: I'd say that tonguing your cousin qualifies as overindolcevita.
Etymology: overindulge + La Dolce Vita ("the sweet life")
Lizardface
Created by: Kevcom2007
Pronunciation: Liz/Urd/Fay/Sse
Sentence: He was a real lizardface when it came to greeting his fellow family members!
Etymology: Lizard + Face
Slipdash
Created by: helanren
Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female
Sentence:
Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue
Lipstickle
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: lips-tickl
Sentence: Nine times out of ten, Gerald found he could pass off his attempt to lipstickle someone as a genuine mistake
Etymology: lips + tickle
Curiolips
Created by: ChrisCarrk
Pronunciation: cure-e-o-lips
Sentence: His case of Curiolips caused him to smooch his great grandma Leena.
Etymology: curious+lips
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD