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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Slipdash

Created by: helanren

Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female

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Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue

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Kisscalation

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: kiss-ka-la-shun

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Lipwreck

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lip rek

Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!

Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)

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Lipstickle

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: lips-tickl

Sentence: Nine times out of ten, Gerald found he could pass off his attempt to lipstickle someone as a genuine mistake

Etymology: lips + tickle

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Oopsculate

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt

Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.

Etymology: Oops + Osculate

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Overintamesia

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha

Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins

Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia

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Hormonicide

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: hor-MOAN-ih-side

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Etymology: hormones, -icide

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Kisseroo

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo

Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.

Etymology: kiss + switcheroo

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Tonguetrip

Created by: Alchemist

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Flippaunt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: flip ant

Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt

Etymology: flippant + aunt

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD