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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Oopsculate
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt
Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.
Etymology: Oops + Osculate
Slopasnogalism
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism
Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.
Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly
Kissrape
Created by: exmugger
Pronunciation: kiss-rape
Sentence: I must not kissrape my teacher no matter how sexy i think she is. (:
Etymology: rape someone of his/her kiss
Lipslip
Created by: simoneshin
Pronunciation: lip-slip
Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip
Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)
Slipdash
Created by: helanren
Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female
Sentence:
Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue
Freudkiss
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss
Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !
Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss
Kisseroo
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo
Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.
Etymology: kiss + switcheroo
Wentufar
Created by: Flixst
Pronunciation: wen-tu-far
Sentence: She slaped his face because he wentufared
Etymology: "Went to far"
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD