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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Freudkiss
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss
Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !
Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss
Slipdash
Created by: helanren
Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female
Sentence:
Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue
Cadvantagious
Created by: deadpanwalking
Pronunciation: cad-van-TA-je-us
Sentence: Juniper couldn't help but wonder if her married boss was being cadvantagious when he hugged her at the office party and his hands traveled down her spine just a little too far.
Etymology: Cad + Advantagious
Kissdropper
Created by: naptunder
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: To drop a brick (to say sg unintentionally) - to drop a kiss.
Forendly
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: For - and - lee
Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.
Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends
Hormonicide
Created by: hvhtim
Pronunciation: hor-MOAN-ih-side
Sentence:
Etymology: hormones, -icide
Tonguerape
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: tong' rape
Sentence: Shut up or I tonguerape you!
Etymology: Obvious
Slipongue
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: sli-pung
Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.
Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue
Lipstickle
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: lips-tickl
Sentence: Nine times out of ten, Gerald found he could pass off his attempt to lipstickle someone as a genuine mistake
Etymology: lips + tickle
Slopasnogalism
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism
Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.
Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD