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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Slopasnogalism

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism

Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.

Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly

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Hormonicide

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: hor-MOAN-ih-side

Sentence:

Etymology: hormones, -icide

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Tongrope

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: tong-grope

Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.

Etymology: tongue + grope

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Curiolips

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: cure-e-o-lips

Sentence: His case of Curiolips caused him to smooch his great grandma Leena.

Etymology: curious+lips

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Slipdash

Created by: helanren

Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female

Sentence:

Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue

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Oopsculate

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt

Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.

Etymology: Oops + Osculate

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Tonguerape

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: tong' rape

Sentence: Shut up or I tonguerape you!

Etymology: Obvious

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Overintamesia

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha

Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins

Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia

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Lipstickle

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: lips-tickl

Sentence: Nine times out of ten, Gerald found he could pass off his attempt to lipstickle someone as a genuine mistake

Etymology: lips + tickle

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Snogchancing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD