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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Curiolips

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: cure-e-o-lips

Sentence: His case of Curiolips caused him to smooch his great grandma Leena.

Etymology: curious+lips

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Hormonicide

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: hor-MOAN-ih-side

Sentence:

Etymology: hormones, -icide

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Cadvantagious

Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: cad-van-TA-je-us

Sentence: Juniper couldn't help but wonder if her married boss was being cadvantagious when he hugged her at the office party and his hands traveled down her spine just a little too far.

Etymology: Cad + Advantagious

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Kisseroo

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo

Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.

Etymology: kiss + switcheroo

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Kisscalation

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: kiss-ka-la-shun

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Snogchancing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Lipslip

Created by: simoneshin

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Kissrape

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: kiss-rape

Sentence: I must not kissrape my teacher no matter how sexy i think she is. (:

Etymology: rape someone of his/her kiss

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Tonguerape

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: tong' rape

Sentence: Shut up or I tonguerape you!

Etymology: Obvious

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Overintamesia

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha

Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins

Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD