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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Tonguetried

Created by: gregbatch

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Flippaunt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: flip ant

Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt

Etymology: flippant + aunt

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Kisscalation

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: kiss-ka-la-shun

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Snogchancing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Tongrope

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: tong-grope

Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.

Etymology: tongue + grope

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Overintamesia

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha

Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins

Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia

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Hormonicide

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: hor-MOAN-ih-side

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Etymology: hormones, -icide

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Tonguejumping

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Lipslip

Created by: simoneshin

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Wentufar

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: wen-tu-far

Sentence: She slaped his face because he wentufared

Etymology: "Went to far"

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD