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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Snogchancing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Kissdropper

Created by: naptunder

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Etymology: To drop a brick (to say sg unintentionally) - to drop a kiss.

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Peckneck

Created by: quippingqueen

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Slipdash

Created by: helanren

Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female

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Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue

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Wentufar

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: wen-tu-far

Sentence: She slaped his face because he wentufared

Etymology: "Went to far"

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Slipongue

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: sli-pung

Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.

Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue

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Kissrape

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: kiss-rape

Sentence: I must not kissrape my teacher no matter how sexy i think she is. (:

Etymology: rape someone of his/her kiss

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Overbite

Created by: galwaywegian

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Freudkiss

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss

Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !

Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss

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Lipslip

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD