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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Snogchancing
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing
Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.
Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)
Flukiss
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: flu/kis
Sentence: The flukiss was embarrassing to both.
Etymology: fluke + kiss
Kissdropper
Created by: naptunder
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: To drop a brick (to say sg unintentionally) - to drop a kiss.
Lipwreck
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lip rek
Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!
Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)
Kisseroo
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo
Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.
Etymology: kiss + switcheroo
Forendly
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: For - and - lee
Sentence: Everyone avoided Tom .... because he was way to forendly.
Etymology: To be way to forward to your friends
Slipdash
Created by: helanren
Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female
Sentence:
Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue
Freudkiss
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss
Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !
Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD