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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Flance
Created by: hairydoginparis
Pronunciation: flants
Sentence: The woman flanced me with her earrings, when she wanted me to look at her breast.
Etymology: flaunt+fool+glance
Pervoy
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: perv-oi
Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.
Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)
Jailbaitenswitch
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: jail-bay-ten-swich
Sentence: Jenny preferred her method of jailbaitenswitch to other girls' more direct methods.
Etymology: from jailbait and 'bait and switch'
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COMMENTS:
Very creative. - dstorm78, 2006-12-29: 18:31:00
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Misvisualize
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.
Etymology:
Leerbait
Created by: Pipeski
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)
Alterexibition
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: alter exibition
Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?
Etymology: alternative + exibition
Substatraction
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: sub stih track shun
Sentence: girls are very good at substitraction, such as the one in this picture.
Etymology: substitute + attraction
Sawsee
Created by: PeteyPeteMcPetey
Pronunciation: Saw-see
Sentence: He had a long hard sawsee at her lovely 'eyes'.
Etymology: Saw. See. Sawsee. Sounds like saucy. See?
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COMMENTS:
Very clever. - Maureen, 2006-12-29: 21:54:00
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Scrutigaze
Created by: egonschiela
Pronunciation: scru-ti-gays
Sentence: Cedric asked Maud to his apartment to scrutigaze his etchings.
Etymology: scruti (nize) to examine; + gaze, to look around
Akuticumon
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: A - cute - a - come - on
Sentence: She's such a tramp, she's constantly using akuticumon on my boyfriend.
Etymology: A cute come on
