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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Soliciview
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: sole-eh-ceh-view
Sentence: Suzanne was could always draw a soliciview by asking men to look at her buttons.
Etymology: solitic + view
Obswerve
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: ob-swerve
Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.
Etymology: From observe and swerve
Pervoy
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: perv-oi
Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.
Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)
Divriage
Created by: Lyokia
Pronunciation: div-ree-ahge
Sentence: She divriaged his attention to get him to notice her over his wife.
Etymology: from diverage
Sedopticile
Created by: currentlyinsolitude
Pronunciation: said-op-ti-sile
Sentence: When she had her boob job done, she sedopticiled him by asking him to look at her lipstick, while wearing a low-cut shirt.
Etymology: American
Titamizing
Created by: naturi
Pronunciation: tit-ta-mi-zing
Sentence: he seemed to be admiring the broach pinned on her chest, but he was really titamizing her breast.
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
Take a shot at this word in a sentence. I dont think mine fits. - naturi, 2006-12-31: 02:48:00
- erasmus, 2007-01-02: 09:17:00
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Misdirbreastion
Created by: bondfool
Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun
Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.
Etymology:
Duplicisplay
Created by: IanArcher
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"
Fishingleer
Created by: bohdel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She used a fishingleer to pick up guys at the bar. "Just look at how I spilt this on my shirt," she'd say, "I'll never be able to wear it again."
Etymology: