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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Misdirbreastion
Created by: bondfool
Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun
Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.
Etymology:
Divriage
Created by: Lyokia
Pronunciation: div-ree-ahge
Sentence: She divriaged his attention to get him to notice her over his wife.
Etymology: from diverage
Fishingleer
Created by: bohdel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She used a fishingleer to pick up guys at the bar. "Just look at how I spilt this on my shirt," she'd say, "I'll never be able to wear it again."
Etymology:
Difostentate
Created by: grammatically
Pronunciation: dif-os-TEN-tate
Sentence: Jim kept trying to difostentate towards his belt when I knew he wanted to show off something else.
Etymology: "dif" from root DIFFERENT; "osten" from root OSTENTATIOUS
Intituate
Created by: Ahoytheship
Pronunciation: in-tit-you-ate
Sentence: She was intituating him in that low cut dress, no matter how purple her hair was.
Etymology: Insinuate+tit
Poutificate
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetically
Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?
Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification
Narcissulate
Created by: sarrah
Pronunciation: nar-siss-you-late
Sentence: He was narcissulating strongly towards the lamppost, but I knew he really wanted me to check out his new car.
Etymology: narcissism
Glancedancing
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: glance dancing
Sentence: At the company picnic, Jane got guys to go glancedancing at her butt by bending over and pointing out weeds in the lawn.
Etymology: glance, dance
Eyesterbation
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"
Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.
Etymology: if i have to explain it...
Askpeering
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: ask/peer/ing
Sentence: As Tallulah Too-Too, pirouetted her way around the bodacious buffet table while tossing out a few gratuitous double-entendres not to mention casually revealing her cleavage over a punch bowl, she realized that her askpeering amorous techniques left a little something to be desired.
Etymology: ask + peering
