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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Soliciview

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: sole-eh-ceh-view

Sentence: Suzanne was could always draw a soliciview by asking men to look at her buttons.

Etymology: solitic + view

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Obswerve

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ob-swerve

Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.

Etymology: From observe and swerve

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Pervoy

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: perv-oi

Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.

Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)

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Divriage

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: div-ree-ahge

Sentence: She divriaged his attention to get him to notice her over his wife.

Etymology: from diverage

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Sedopticile

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: said-op-ti-sile

Sentence: When she had her boob job done, she sedopticiled him by asking him to look at her lipstick, while wearing a low-cut shirt.

Etymology: American

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Titamizing

Created by: naturi

Pronunciation: tit-ta-mi-zing

Sentence: he seemed to be admiring the broach pinned on her chest, but he was really titamizing her breast.

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COMMENTS:

Take a shot at this word in a sentence. I dont think mine fits. - naturi, 2006-12-31: 02:48:00

erasmus - erasmus, 2007-01-02: 09:17:00

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Misdirbreastion

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun

Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.

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Duplicisplay

Created by: IanArcher

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Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"

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Fauxfocalism

Created by: ladledarling

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Fishingleer

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: She used a fishingleer to pick up guys at the bar. "Just look at how I spilt this on my shirt," she'd say, "I'll never be able to wear it again."

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