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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Eyeaside
Created by: Maureen
Pronunciation: eye - a - side
Sentence: Please come and eyeaside the view from the bathroom while I take a shower.
Etymology: From eye as in to view something and aside to take attention away from an object
Ducoexhibeo
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: duke-oh-ex-hib-eeooo
Sentence: She leaned over the table, pointing at a menu item. Clearly a ducoexhibeo. Clever girl.
Etymology: From latin: duco: to charm, influence, mislead, draw in. exhibeo: show or demonstrate
Duplicisplay
Created by: IanArcher
Pronunciation:
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Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"
Akuticumon
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: A - cute - a - come - on
Sentence: She's such a tramp, she's constantly using akuticumon on my boyfriend.
Etymology: A cute come on
Eyeswerve
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: i/swurv
Sentence: When she hit on him at the bar, she used the old eyeswerve move to get his full attention.
Etymology: eye + swerve
Distractiview
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: dis-tract-i-view
Sentence: I was distractiviewed from his nose by his strangely enormous hands.
Etymology: distract+view
Flance
Created by: hairydoginparis
Pronunciation: flants
Sentence: The woman flanced me with her earrings, when she wanted me to look at her breast.
Etymology: flaunt+fool+glance
Focalredirection
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: Foe-cool-ree-direction
Sentence: Amy used focalredirection to direct the man to look at her ample chest.
Etymology: Focal: To look or see. Redirection: To direct attention to a particular area.
Deflassetogle
Created by: wiccanfey
Pronunciation: de-flah-set-ooh-gul
Sentence: Pamela Anderson always comes off as deflassetogling.
Etymology: Deflect, assets, ogle
Sawsee
Created by: PeteyPeteMcPetey
Pronunciation: Saw-see
Sentence: He had a long hard sawsee at her lovely 'eyes'.
Etymology: Saw. See. Sawsee. Sounds like saucy. See?
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COMMENTS:
Very clever. - Maureen, 2006-12-29: 21:54:00
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