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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Divriage

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: div-ree-ahge

Sentence: She divriaged his attention to get him to notice her over his wife.

Etymology: from diverage

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Lookothere

Created by: timmy

Pronunciation: Look o there

Sentence: Lookothere now!

Etymology:

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Eyesterbation

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"

Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.

Etymology: if i have to explain it...

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Eyeaside

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: eye - a - side

Sentence: Please come and eyeaside the view from the bathroom while I take a shower.

Etymology: From eye as in to view something and aside to take attention away from an object

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Misdirbreastion

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun

Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.

Etymology:

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Gapeshifting

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Gayp-shif-ting

Sentence: I gapeshifted Tom to look across the street at the drug store so he would see the couple fighting on the street.

Etymology: Gape - to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. Shifting - To move or transfer from one place or position to another.

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Flance

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: flants

Sentence: The woman flanced me with her earrings, when she wanted me to look at her breast.

Etymology: flaunt+fool+glance

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Poutificate

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetically

Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?

Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification

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Leerbait

Created by: Pipeski

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)

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Lookiethere

Created by: burnvictim

Pronunciation: look-e-there

Sentence:

Etymology:

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