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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Ascramalalodge

Created by: Slicer

Pronunciation: Ass-cra-llama-lodge

Sentence: If one ascramalalodges, they are flogged.

Etymology: The sound of one caveman beating another caveman over the head for staring at his wife.

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Difostentate

Created by: grammatically

Pronunciation: dif-os-TEN-tate

Sentence: Jim kept trying to difostentate towards his belt when I knew he wanted to show off something else.

Etymology: "dif" from root DIFFERENT; "osten" from root OSTENTATIOUS

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Plexiview

Created by: ancientSept

Pronunciation: plex-e-vee-yoo

Sentence: She asked him to plexiview her earrings.

Etymology: PLexiglas and view!

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Fooltalk

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: fool talk

Sentence: She's excellent at fooltalking guys ;)

Etymology: fool + talk

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Optorelocation

Created by: externalmusic

Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun

Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!

Etymology:

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Obswerve

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ob-swerve

Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.

Etymology: From observe and swerve

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Substatraction

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: sub stih track shun

Sentence: girls are very good at substitraction, such as the one in this picture.

Etymology: substitute + attraction

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Cameleize

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: its just wrong...

Sentence: camellia always wanted men to cameleize at her.

Etymology: from chameleon to look in two separate directions at the same time

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Subview

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: sub-viuw

Sentence: Her purple lipstick was an excuse for her to have othen women subview her better parts.

Etymology: sub (under) + view

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Peeritis

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation:

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