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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Gapeshifting
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Gayp-shif-ting
Sentence: I gapeshifted Tom to look across the street at the drug store so he would see the couple fighting on the street.
Etymology: Gape - to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. Shifting - To move or transfer from one place or position to another.
Sawsee
Created by: PeteyPeteMcPetey
Pronunciation: Saw-see
Sentence: He had a long hard sawsee at her lovely 'eyes'.
Etymology: Saw. See. Sawsee. Sounds like saucy. See?
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COMMENTS:
Very clever. - Maureen, 2006-12-29: 21:54:00
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Eyeaside
Created by: Maureen
Pronunciation: eye - a - side
Sentence: Please come and eyeaside the view from the bathroom while I take a shower.
Etymology: From eye as in to view something and aside to take attention away from an object
Sedopticile
Created by: currentlyinsolitude
Pronunciation: said-op-ti-sile
Sentence: When she had her boob job done, she sedopticiled him by asking him to look at her lipstick, while wearing a low-cut shirt.
Etymology: American
Eyepopping
Created by: josje
Pronunciation: ipopping
Sentence: your hanging earrings are eyepopping big
Etymology: if you see something your eyes don´t believe seeing
Focalredirection
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: Foe-cool-ree-direction
Sentence: Amy used focalredirection to direct the man to look at her ample chest.
Etymology: Focal: To look or see. Redirection: To direct attention to a particular area.
Eyevert
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /'I-v&rt/
Sentence: The picture printed on the crotch of his skin-tight pants was clearly just an eyeversion.
Etymology: from eye + divert
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COMMENTS:
LOL. Very good. - ubgrud, 2006-12-29: 14:08:00
Thanks. - ErWenn, 2007-01-11: 20:18:00
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