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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Misvisualize

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.

Etymology:

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Scrutigaze

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: scru-ti-gays

Sentence: Cedric asked Maud to his apartment to scrutigaze his etchings.

Etymology: scruti (nize) to examine; + gaze, to look around

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Distractiview

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: dis-tract-i-view

Sentence: I was distractiviewed from his nose by his strangely enormous hands.

Etymology: distract+view

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Askpeering

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ask/peer/ing

Sentence: As Tallulah Too-Too, pirouetted her way around the bodacious buffet table while tossing out a few gratuitous double-entendres not to mention casually revealing her cleavage over a punch bowl, she realized that her askpeering amorous techniques left a little something to be desired.

Etymology: ask + peering

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Hiltonequest

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: hill/tone/equest

Sentence: When Paris makes a hiltonequest nowadays hardly anyone bothers to look.

Etymology: Hilton - from that distinguishe heir of the family Paris and her frequent 'wardrobe malfunctions' & request.

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Leerbait

Created by: Pipeski

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)

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Saloppe

Created by: taftouf

Pronunciation:

Sentence: i saloppe you lol omg omg

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

- taftouf, 2006-12-31: 05:14:00

omg - taftouf, 2006-12-31: 05:14:00

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Eyeaside

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: eye - a - side

Sentence: Please come and eyeaside the view from the bathroom while I take a shower.

Etymology: From eye as in to view something and aside to take attention away from an object

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Ascramalalodge

Created by: Slicer

Pronunciation: Ass-cra-llama-lodge

Sentence: If one ascramalalodges, they are flogged.

Etymology: The sound of one caveman beating another caveman over the head for staring at his wife.

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Jailbaitenswitch

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: jail-bay-ten-swich

Sentence: Jenny preferred her method of jailbaitenswitch to other girls' more direct methods.

Etymology: from jailbait and 'bait and switch'

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COMMENTS:

Very creative. - dstorm78, 2006-12-29: 18:31:00

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