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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Jailbaitenswitch
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: jail-bay-ten-swich
Sentence: Jenny preferred her method of jailbaitenswitch to other girls' more direct methods.
Etymology: from jailbait and 'bait and switch'
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COMMENTS:
Very creative. - dstorm78, 2006-12-29: 18:31:00
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Fishingleer
Created by: bohdel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She used a fishingleer to pick up guys at the bar. "Just look at how I spilt this on my shirt," she'd say, "I'll never be able to wear it again."
Etymology:
Narcissulate
Created by: sarrah
Pronunciation: nar-siss-you-late
Sentence: He was narcissulating strongly towards the lamppost, but I knew he really wanted me to check out his new car.
Etymology: narcissism
Distractiview
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: dis-tract-i-view
Sentence: I was distractiviewed from his nose by his strangely enormous hands.
Etymology: distract+view
Ascramalalodge
Created by: Slicer
Pronunciation: Ass-cra-llama-lodge
Sentence: If one ascramalalodges, they are flogged.
Etymology: The sound of one caveman beating another caveman over the head for staring at his wife.
Subview
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: sub-viuw
Sentence: Her purple lipstick was an excuse for her to have othen women subview her better parts.
Etymology: sub (under) + view
Difostentate
Created by: grammatically
Pronunciation: dif-os-TEN-tate
Sentence: Jim kept trying to difostentate towards his belt when I knew he wanted to show off something else.
Etymology: "dif" from root DIFFERENT; "osten" from root OSTENTATIOUS
Obswerve
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: ob-swerve
Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.
Etymology: From observe and swerve
