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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Smeemail

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: tsmee-mail

Sentence: I got another smeemail today - I guess I know too many smees.

Etymology: "It's me" + mail

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Incognicall

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: in-kog-nee-kawl

Sentence: She realised she incognicalled herself yesterday at work to remind herself to pick up her calls at home.

Etymology: incognito + call

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Anonymessage

TheZeu

Created by: TheZeu

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Anonymemo

Pseudonym

Created by: Pseudonym

Pronunciation: a-non-y-me-mo

Sentence: "I think the landlord called, but I'll assume it's an anonymemo."

Etymology: anonymous + memo

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Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

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Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

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Confussage

Created by: frankenstien

Pronunciation: CONF-you-sag

Sentence: Ack! Another confussage! What part of NAME and NUMBER do they not understand?!

Etymology: Confused + Message.

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Phononymous

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: foh non uh muhs

Sentence: i received a call from phononymous

Etymology: phone + anonymous

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COMMENTS:

LOL. - kairuko, 2007-09-12: 23:45:00

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Nonnystalk

Created by: felixpol

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Sentence: Sally keeps getting creepy nonnystalk calls. You know the kind - heavy breathing, short laugh, and I know what you did last summer. Weird.

Etymology: Nonny short for Anonymous. Stalk for stalkers.

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Mettage

Created by: Duff333

Pronunciation: met - tage

Sentence: Ugh, this guy keeps leaving me the same stupid mettage!

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