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DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Immittage

Created by: mandapanda

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Boyfriend

Created by: 54321

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Confussage

Created by: frankenstien

Pronunciation: CONF-you-sag

Sentence: Ack! Another confussage! What part of NAME and NUMBER do they not understand?!

Etymology: Confused + Message.

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Nonamail

Created by: cococo

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Sentence: Today i have received a nonamail!

Etymology: noname + mail

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Ghostmail

Created by: vmaxx

Pronunciation: um... [gohst]-[meyl]

Sentence: I specifically ask for callers to leave their name and phone number on my message to avoid ghostmail, but you know what, people just ignore it and assume I'm going to recognize a 1-second "hey, it's me!, give me a shout!" message. duh.

Etymology: um ghost + mail ;-)

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Whothuh

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: who-the

Sentence: Whothuhs had used up almost all the space on her answering machine, so when Mr. Right rang all she heard was "Carole, it's me Bob, it would be gre...."

Etymology: Who the heck was that?

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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