Vote for the best verboticism.

'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

| Comments and Points

Lackofdetmail

Created by: elpres101

Pronunciation: lack-of-deet-mail

Sentence: I've just checked my messages and someone's left me a real lackofdetmail

Etymology: A voiceMAIL with a distinct LACK OF DETAIL

| Comments and Points

Whomail

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: who-mail

Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.

Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)

| Comments and Points

Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

| Comments and Points

Phonigma

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: foh-nig-mah

Sentence: Those 5 little words - "It's me. Call me back." presented Jessie with yet another phonigma

Etymology: phone, enigma

| Comments and Points

Phononymous

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: foh non uh muhs

Sentence: i received a call from phononymous

Etymology: phone + anonymous

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

LOL. - kairuko, 2007-09-12: 23:45:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Anonymessage

TheZeu

Created by: TheZeu

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Phonodumbus

Created by: pinkpearls94

Pronunciation: fono-dumb-is

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Nonamail

Created by: cococo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Today i have received a nonamail!

Etymology: noname + mail

| Comments and Points

Smeemail

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: tsmee-mail

Sentence: I got another smeemail today - I guess I know too many smees.

Etymology: "It's me" + mail

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...