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DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.
Verboticisms
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Phonigma
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: foh-nig-mah
Sentence: Those 5 little words - "It's me. Call me back." presented Jessie with yet another phonigma
Etymology: phone, enigma
Mysterme
Created by: Nicked
Pronunciation: MIS'-ter-me
Sentence: Tongue-tied was one thing, but brain-tied was another, she thought as she listened to yet another MysterME message asking for her to return the call.
Etymology: Myster from mystery and Mister + me from "It's me!" Alternative: MEsterious, MEntal
Anonycall
Created by: earljw
Pronunciation: a-non'-i-cal
Sentence: Damn! Someone left me another anonycall. How can I managed all these girlfriends?
Etymology: anonymous + phone call
Blindcall
Created by: StigAllan
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.
Etymology:
Whomail
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: who-mail
Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.
Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)
Noisemail
Created by: jpmikkers
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: noisemail rhymes with voicemail
Incallnito
Created by: Scrumpy
Pronunciation: in-cawl-ni-toh
Sentence: Ken returned home and found an incallnito on his answering machine.
Etymology: A combination of incognito - (conceal) and call - (communicate)
Anonymemo
Created by: Pseudonym
Pronunciation: a-non-y-me-mo
Sentence: "I think the landlord called, but I'll assume it's an anonymemo."
Etymology: anonymous + memo
