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DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.
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Prostasize
Created by: MarilynMonRobot
Pronunciation: Pra-Sta-Size
Sentence: While trying to get my husband to donate to "Toys for Tots" I had to prostasize his idea of laying on the couch by telling him "I might not be able to get you your new paintball gun after all..."
Etymology: Prostate - Male Body Part + Size - To cease/rip off
Pressuuuuure
Created by: Wriiight
Pronunciation: Just like pressure, but said sarcastically.
Sentence:
Etymology: Pressure, and "Suuuuuure"--A sarcastastic reply of 'sure' you might say when you don't believe a word they say.
Sacrotort
Created by: camel
Pronunciation: Sack-row-tort
Sentence: We'd sacrotort the poor fellow into cleaning our leather jackets after nights of Crisco twister with the scare of using him as our leather underpants.
Etymology: Sacro (holy), extortion
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COMMENTS:
clever! - jrogan, 2006-12-19: 02:34:00
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Hypoquenses
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: High - po - quin - sis
Sentence: In order to get my husband off the couch, I came up with some hypoqenses.
Etymology: Hypothetical Consequences
Santaize
Created by: Pipeski
Pronunciation: Santa-ize
Sentence: Christmas is always a busy time for the telephone santaizer.
Etymology: Santa + Sanitize
Taskorize
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: task-or-ize
Sentence: Although Bob thought he had created a brilliant report, his boss called him to taskorize him to provide more details, or face yet another disappointing performance appraisal.
Etymology: task, terrorrize
Petation
Created by: Dylanor
Pronunciation: Pehtayshun
Sentence: Stop with the petation already!
Etymology:
Threativate
Created by: Windyo
Pronunciation: Thre-tee-vate
Sentence: Dude, my mom totally threativated me to mow the lawn.
Etymology: Threat+Motivate
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