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DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.
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Crapavate
Created by: Guthlaf1
Pronunciation: CRAP-a-vayt
Sentence: And then she starts her crapavational spiel about why I should clean my room....
Etymology: crap - faecal matter; nonsense "vate" - from "motivate"
Goodbitch
Created by: hobnob
Pronunciation: good'bitch
Sentence: She's such a goodbitch.
Etymology: Good + bitch
Carrotsticking
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: carot/stick/ing
Sentence: Management had to agree that the carrotsticking strategy to enhance quarterly sales worked infinitely better than the more traditional burning at the stake.
Etymology: carrot and stick - a metaphor for positive and negative rewards associated with good behavior
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COMMENTS:
Hey QuippingQueen! Good one! Who wants to get hit with a carrot! - wordmeister, 2006-12-19: 11:18:00
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Santabag
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: san ta bag
Sentence: Merry knew that the only way to persuade her son, Nicholas into cleaning up his room for Christmas was to santabag him. She told him things like that he'd get no new toys if Santa thought he had no room for them or a new teddy bear would refuse to live in such squalor. It worked and he cleaned up his room! Too bad she could not santabag the rest of the year.
Etymology: Santa (Christmas Jolly Old Elf) & Bag (an activity that you like or at which you are superior); Wordplay on Sandbag (compel by coercion, threats, or crude means;downplay one's ability (towards others) in a game in order to deceive)
Pathretition
Created by: aruna
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Fed up of her boss's pathretitions, she resigned.
Etymology:
Supsure
Created by: awesomo
Pronunciation: sup-shur
Sentence: The supsure of his mom, to get a job or get grounded, wasn't strong enough.
Etymology: superior+pressure
Lametheativation
Created by: wiccanfey
Pronunciation: Lame-threat-ta-vay-tion
Sentence: Molly always used the lametheativation that if Rudolph didn't eat his carrots his nose would turn black.
Etymology: Lame, threat, motivation
Hohohoerce
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: hōhōhōərs
Sentence: It was a sad day when Wendy figured that she could no longer hohohoerce her kids into behaving. All that talk about naughty or nice fell on deaf ears as her ”old-enough-to-know-better” darlings ran amuck at the mall.
Etymology: Ho Ho Ho (representing deep, exuberant laughter) + coerce (persuade an unwilling person to do something by using force or threats)

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