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            	            	DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.
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Boogeymanagement
Created by: jeremiahbritt
Pronunciation: boo-gee-mahn-ahdg-mehnt
Sentence: Steven's boogeymanagement techniques were affective's, as I was certain he couldn't take away my birthday.
Etymology: boogeyman + management
Catholiquead
Created by: Stump
Pronunciation: Cathola/queed
Sentence: My boss catholiqueaded me not only into staying late and finishing the project, but taking some extra work home on the weekend.
Etymology: From a combination of catholic guilt, critique, and lead.
Santabag
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: san ta bag
Sentence: Merry knew that the only way to persuade her son, Nicholas into cleaning up his room for Christmas was to santabag him. She told him things like that he'd get no new toys if Santa thought he had no room for them or a new teddy bear would refuse to live in such squalor. It worked and he cleaned up his room! Too bad she could not santabag the rest of the year.
Etymology: Santa (Christmas Jolly Old Elf) & Bag (an activity that you like or at which you are superior); Wordplay on Sandbag (compel by coercion, threats, or crude means;downplay one's ability (towards others) in a game in order to deceive)
Follygraphed
Created by: janedoe
Pronunciation: Fol-ee-graft
Sentence: I follygraphed when I convinced my co-worker that if he xeroxed a huge stack of papers, he'd get promoted to CEO.
Etymology: Folly + polygraph
Sacrotort
Created by: camel
Pronunciation: Sack-row-tort
Sentence: We'd sacrotort the poor fellow into cleaning our leather jackets after nights of Crisco twister with the scare of using him as our leather underpants.
Etymology: Sacro (holy), extortion
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COMMENTS: 
clever! - jrogan, 2006-12-19: 02:34:00
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Bitterpilling
Created by: mdschermer
Pronunciation: Bit-ter-pill-ing
Sentence: I know I should wash my hand before diner, but my mom's bitterpilling about "to bed with no desert" is really unfair.
Etymology: "To swallow bitter pill"; having to do something unpleasant for one's own good.
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COMMENTS: 
good one! - wordmeister, 2006-12-19: 09:37:00
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Altrumatum
Created by: memexikon
Pronunciation: l tru may tum
Sentence: The liberals continue to deliver strong altrumatums to the White House.
Etymology: altrumism + ultimatum
Threacite
Created by: Flixst
Pronunciation: θre'sǝit
Sentence: I can't find any motivation if there's not someone threaciting me.
Etymology: threat + incite
Goshfather
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: GAHSH-fah-ther
Sentence: Jim's boss goshfathered him into staying late by threatening to take away his leather desk set.
Etymology: Gosh (a petty exclamation) + father (master)
 
	


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