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DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.
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Lametheativation
Created by: wiccanfey
Pronunciation: Lame-threat-ta-vay-tion
Sentence: Molly always used the lametheativation that if Rudolph didn't eat his carrots his nose would turn black.
Etymology: Lame, threat, motivation
Malivate
Created by: TheGentleSherpa
Pronunciation: Mal-I-Vate
Sentence: Last sunday, the priest gave one of the most malivational sermons I'd ever heard.
Etymology:
Crapavate
Created by: Guthlaf1
Pronunciation: CRAP-a-vayt
Sentence: And then she starts her crapavational spiel about why I should clean my room....
Etymology: crap - faecal matter; nonsense "vate" - from "motivate"
Hohohoerce
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: hōhōhōərs
Sentence: It was a sad day when Wendy figured that she could no longer hohohoerce her kids into behaving. All that talk about naughty or nice fell on deaf ears as her ”old-enough-to-know-better” darlings ran amuck at the mall.
Etymology: Ho Ho Ho (representing deep, exuberant laughter) + coerce (persuade an unwilling person to do something by using force or threats)
Threativate
Created by: bghicks
Pronunciation: Thre-tee-vate
Sentence: Dude, my mom totally threativated me to mow the lawn.
Etymology: Threat+Motivate
Coerceivate
Created by: kmccardle
Pronunciation: Coh-ur-siv-ate
Sentence: To coercivate her son, Mary told him that God would kill a kitten every time he touched himself.
Etymology: Coerce(to compel by force) + ivate(from motivate)
Negivate
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: neg/i/vate
Sentence: With the use of browbeating, a loud voice and threats, my boss can negivate any employee.
Etymology: negative + motivate
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COMMENTS:
I think I once worked for your boss... - Nosila, 2009-12-23: 08:14:00
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Intiminag
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /in-'ti-m&-"nag/
Sentence: Aunt Petunia never figured out that her nephews just didn't enjoy brussel sprouts the way she did, and so her threats to not cook any came across more as intiminagging.
Etymology: from intimidate + nag
Motivatum
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: Mo-tih-vay-tum
Sentence: With Bob loafing on the sofa, Janet issued a motivatum: "Take the trash out this instant or you'll be sleeping on that couch!"
Etymology: motivation, ultimatum

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