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DEFINITION: To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats.

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Guiltimatum

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: gilt/i/may/tum

Sentence: Uh oh,here comes the guiltimatum. Cover your ears or you'll end up in therapy when you're older.

Etymology: guilt + ultimatum

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COMMENTS:

Very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-24: 15:50:00

Excellent! - Mustang, 2007-12-24: 22:01:00

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Threativate

Created by: freakystyley

Pronunciation: tre-tee-vate

Sentence: "A threativate here and there won't hurt anyone," Marty went on, "in fact, it can raise our production of baloney sandwich holders ten-fold Ed!"

Etymology: [Threat]en (to make known the intention of hurting someone else - physically, mentally or spiritually) + Mo[tivate] (a positive prompt or action that inadvertently bears sweet rewards down the road)

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Intimirant

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: In - TIM - uh - rant

Sentence: Geraldine was a very assertive manager and was quick to resort to an intimirant to get her subordinates to comply with her wishes.

Etymology: Intimidate + rant

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COMMENTS:

good one - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-24: 09:56:00

I like it! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-24: 15:52:00

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Motihate

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: moh-ti-hate

Sentence: Iris was a world-class motihater with such gems as "If you don't clean your room I will sell you to the government for cloning experiments," and "The next time you bring home anything less than a 'C' on a paper I will have to crush your foot so you can draw a disability check for the rest of your life since you obviously won't earn enough to live on!"

Etymology: Moti(vate) + hate

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Sinsperation

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: sin spur a shun

Sentence: The thought of bunking with my kid brother was the only sinsperation I needed to clear off my bed when I cleaned my room!

Etymology: sin + inspiration

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Petrifimotivate

Created by: denise

Pronunciation: pe- tri- fi- MO-ti-vate

Sentence: The over controlling mother got her son to clean up his room by pretrifimotivating him with subtle reminders of his continuing bedwetting issues.

Etymology: A blend of petrify (with a play on the word petty) and motivate

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Bullivate

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: boo l-ee-veyt

Sentence: Christine is very good at getting action out of people. She will bullivate her coworkers whenever she thinks they are getting complacent about doing her work.

Etymology: bully (a blustering, quarrelsome, overbearing person who habitually badgers and intimidates smaller or weaker people) + motivate (to give incentive to)

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Inductricate

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: induc-trick-ate

Sentence: It was so easy for her to inductricate her husband into buying everything she wanted.

Etymology: inductricate: induc for induce + tric for trick + ate for the way those inducing tricks are taken in ... plus a play on the word indoctrinate

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Intimivate

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: in-TIM-eh-vayt

Sentence: Miranda is a petty tyrant who will not hesitate to use silly little threats in a misguided effort to intimivate people to do her bidding.

Etymology: Blend of 'intimidate' (to force into or deter from some action by inducing fear) and 'motivate' (to provide with a motive or motives; incite; impel)

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Cajolivate

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: ca-jol-i-vate

Sentence: All it took was a little cajolivation on my part, and he came around.

Etymology: cajole+motivate

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