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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Beastialeating

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: bee stee al ee ting

Sentence: She let her dog lick icecream out of her mouth because she was totally into beastialeating.

Etymology: beast & eating

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Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Animalimentate

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ann-ee-mal-ee-men-tayt

Sentence: With the price of pet food these days, it would be a crime not to animalimentate from time to time

Etymology: animal + alimentation (food)

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Crittersine

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: krit/er/zeen

Sentence: The cat lady enjoyed her crittercine with her feline family.

Etymology: critter + cuisine

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Pestportion

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pest/por/shun

Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.

Etymology: pest + portion

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Divigust

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust

Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.

Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.

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Kibbleconference

Created by: bigfish

Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens

Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.

Etymology: Kibble + Confer

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Parcombestialism

Created by: Pythias

Pronunciation: par - com - bes'- ti - al - ism

Sentence: For felines, parcombestialism is usually a one way transaction.

Etymology: partake + comestible + bestial + ism

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Animalnutrition

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation:

Sentence: John suffered from animalnutrition after a steady diet of kibble for the past three months.

Etymology: animal + malnutrition

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Peffet

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: peh-FAY

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Etymology: pet, buffet

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