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Beastfeeding
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: beast-feeding
Sentence: Alan was really into beastfeeding.
Etymology: beast + breastfeeding
Petportion
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun
Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.
Etymology: pet + apportion
Animalnutrition
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation:
Sentence: John suffered from animalnutrition after a steady diet of kibble for the past three months.
Etymology: animal + malnutrition
Pedigreesm
Created by: antonhere
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!
Etymology: pedigree
Petstircate
Created by: squirrelian
Pronunciation: petstircate
Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.
Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...
Dogdish
Created by: Coolfool
Pronunciation: DOG + DISH
Sentence: That fat cat and I dogdished those tukey bones until there wasn't enough left to make a turkey sandwich.
Etymology: Dog, to denote another species, and a common pet, and dished to denote what action was being undertaken. Quick, easy & you know immediately what it is describing. I may begin using it.
Intervictualism
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: inter-vikchyual-ism
Sentence: Stephen though intervictualism was cute but his friends began to stop coming over.
Etymology: interspecies + victuals
Beastialeating
Created by: isopraxis
Pronunciation: bee stee al ee ting
Sentence: She let her dog lick icecream out of her mouth because she was totally into beastialeating.
Etymology: beast & eating
Kibbledivvy
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee
Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.
Etymology: kibble + divvy
Anifoodgest
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: 'a-n&-'füd -'jest
Sentence: After living with him for a week I discovered he was an anifoodgest.
Etymology: ANIMAL - Latin, from animale, neuter of animalis animate, from anima soul FOOD - Middle English fode, from Old English fOda; akin to Old High German fuotar food, fodder, Latin panis bread, pascere to feed INGEST - Latin ingestus, past participle of i
Divigust
Created by: torgo
Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust
Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.
Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.
Pestportion
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: pest/por/shun
Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.
Etymology: pest + portion
Honeylunch
Created by: wysware
Pronunciation: hun-ee-lun-ch
Sentence: I shared a honeylunch with tiddles
Etymology: honey (term of endearment) lunch (meal)
Mastikibble
Created by: Mirandala
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.
Etymology: masticate + kibble
Seniorate
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate
Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.
Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate
Animeal
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: An-a-meal
Sentence: Phil shared a hearty animeal of chicken with his cat.
Etymology: Animal+meal.
Nipfeed
Created by: SwabThePoopdeck
Pronunciation: Nip Feed
Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.
Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed
Kibblenibbler
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: kibble nibbler
Sentence: my neice is a kibblenibbler, at 10 months old she crawled to the cat food tray and ate the cat biscuits.
Etymology: to nibble on kibble.
Gibittle
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: gi-bi-til
Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.
Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle
Petsharing
Created by: chrisk2k7
Pronunciation: pet - sher - ing
Sentence: he was ashamed his brother was petsharing again
Etymology: pet + sharing
Crittersine
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: krit/er/zeen
Sentence: The cat lady enjoyed her crittercine with her feline family.
Etymology: critter + cuisine
Horsdevour
Created by: tinydancer
Pronunciation: horse-de-vower
Sentence: House guests should always pre-notify. Otherwise, like Martin, one may be left with no choice but to let the guests horsdevour the cat food.
Etymology: From the term "hors dourve"
Specifodder
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: "spee-cee-fod-er"
Sentence: there was much specifodder going on at the thanksgiving table between the guests and the pets.
Etymology: a combination of the words "species" and "fodder"
Parcombestialism
Created by: Pythias
Pronunciation: par - com - bes'- ti - al - ism
Sentence: For felines, parcombestialism is usually a one way transaction.
Etymology: partake + comestible + bestial + ism
Petaste
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: Pet-tay-ste
Sentence: Ran out of kraft dinner last nigth... I decide to petaste some fancy feast.
Etymology: To share tasting experiences with a pet.
Faunorexia
Created by: ArsMajika
Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah
Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"
Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."
Micatsupessucatsup
Created by: Fleury
Pronunciation: MEE-cat-sup-eh-SOO-cat-sup
Sentence: What can I say? My pets and I have a kind of micatsupessucatsup relationship.
Etymology: "Mi casa es su casa" ('my house is your house') + cat sup (cat supper) [or 'catsup' -- ketchup]
Hospetality
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee
Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"
Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.
Scoobyscarfing
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: skoo bee skarf ing
Sentence: Last nite my dog and I were scoobyscarfing the last of the popcorn when the phone rang
Etymology: from Scooby Doo (who would sometimes share snax with Shaggy) and scarfing - a slang for wolfing down your food.
Petshamunch
Created by: ChrisCarrk
Pronunciation: pet/shah/mun/ch
Sentence: Hey Lemmy, lets petshamunch our food!
Etymology: pet-share-munch
Kibbleconference
Created by: bigfish
Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens
Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.
Etymology: Kibble + Confer
Zoodine
Created by: riflesandkids74
Pronunciation: zoo-dyn
Sentence: Lisa knew her relationship with Alex was doomed, when Shadow would not zoodine with him.
Etymology: zoo(prefix associated with animals) + dine(eat)
Animeal
Created by: warped
Pronunciation: An-a-meal
Sentence: Phil shared a hearty animeal of chicken with his cat.
Etymology: Animal+meal.
Petluck
Created by: polarpanda
Pronunciation: pet-luck
Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.
Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet
Kibblenibble
Created by: poptart9
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I am going home to kibblenibble with my cat.
Etymology:
Petapportion
Created by: Kevcom2007
Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun
Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'
Etymology: Pet + Apportion
Meowmixandmash
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash
Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy
Etymology: meow mix + mash
Animalimentate
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: ann-ee-mal-ee-men-tayt
Sentence: With the price of pet food these days, it would be a crime not to animalimentate from time to time
Etymology: animal + alimentation (food)
Felinembibe
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: fe-line-im-bibe
Sentence: I need to distract fluffy so I can get to her dish and felinembibe myself.
Etymology: feline-embibe
Beastfeasting
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing
Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.
Etymology: beast + feast
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COMMENTS:
This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00
Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00
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Mizuhx
Created by: msokoloffster
Pronunciation: Miz - uhx
Sentence: Christina liked to mizuhx with her dog but not her turtle.
Etymology: Unknown...
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