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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Faunorexia

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah

Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"

Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."

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Petapportion

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun

Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'

Etymology: Pet + Apportion

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Petaste

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: Pet-tay-ste

Sentence: Ran out of kraft dinner last nigth... I decide to petaste some fancy feast.

Etymology: To share tasting experiences with a pet.

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Dooteat

Created by: kevinrio

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Kibblenibbler

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: kibble nibbler

Sentence: my neice is a kibblenibbler, at 10 months old she crawled to the cat food tray and ate the cat biscuits.

Etymology: to nibble on kibble.

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Beastfeeding

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: beast-feeding

Sentence: Alan was really into beastfeeding.

Etymology: beast + breastfeeding

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Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Gibittle

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: gi-bi-til

Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.

Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle

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Petportion

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun

Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.

Etymology: pet + apportion

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-06: 09:32:00
Hey Babel and Kevcom, You guys are so funny! Very clever!

bjorn bjorn - 2006-12-06: 14:41:00
thanks to babel for inspiring mine (i actually read yours that way when i first saw it)

babel - 2006-12-06: 17:45:00
hehe you're welcome :)