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Petstircate
Created by: squirrelian
Pronunciation: petstircate
Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.
Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...
Meowmixandmash
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash
Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy
Etymology: meow mix + mash
Hospetality
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee
Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"
Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.
Nipfeed
Created by: SwabThePoopdeck
Pronunciation: Nip Feed
Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.
Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed
Kibblenibble
Created by: poptart9
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I am going home to kibblenibble with my cat.
Etymology:
Horsdevour
Created by: tinydancer
Pronunciation: horse-de-vower
Sentence: House guests should always pre-notify. Otherwise, like Martin, one may be left with no choice but to let the guests horsdevour the cat food.
Etymology: From the term "hors dourve"
Mastikibble
Created by: Mirandala
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.
Etymology: masticate + kibble
Petluck
Created by: polarpanda
Pronunciation: pet-luck
Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.
Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet
Divigust
Created by: torgo
Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust
Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.
Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.

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