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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Dooteat

Created by: kevinrio

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Divigust

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust

Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.

Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.

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Faunorexia

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah

Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"

Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."

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Zoosumption

Created by: ahwinters

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Dogdish

Created by: Coolfool

Pronunciation: DOG + DISH

Sentence: That fat cat and I dogdished those tukey bones until there wasn't enough left to make a turkey sandwich.

Etymology: Dog, to denote another species, and a common pet, and dished to denote what action was being undertaken. Quick, easy & you know immediately what it is describing. I may begin using it.

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Petsharing

Created by: chrisk2k7

Pronunciation: pet - sher - ing

Sentence: he was ashamed his brother was petsharing again

Etymology: pet + sharing

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Shareatin

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: See etymology for formal and informal versions.

Sentence: Cyril had so little in his saddlebag he was forced to shareatin with Oscar.

Etymology: share-a-tin (or) share-eatin' (cowboy version)

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Beastfeasting

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing

Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.

Etymology: beast + feast

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COMMENTS:

This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00

Verbotomy Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00

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Animeal

Created by: warped

Pronunciation: An-a-meal

Sentence: Phil shared a hearty animeal of chicken with his cat.

Etymology: Animal+meal.

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Pedigreesm

Created by: antonhere

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Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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