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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Nipfeed

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Nip Feed

Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.

Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed

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Meowmixandmash

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash

Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy

Etymology: meow mix + mash

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Animeal

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: An-a-meal

Sentence: Phil shared a hearty animeal of chicken with his cat.

Etymology: Animal+meal.

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Peffet

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: peh-FAY

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Etymology: pet, buffet

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Zoosumption

Created by: ahwinters

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Doggrubbing

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Petportion

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun

Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.

Etymology: pet + apportion

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Anifesusten

Created by: neoss

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Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Parcombestialism

Created by: Pythias

Pronunciation: par - com - bes'- ti - al - ism

Sentence: For felines, parcombestialism is usually a one way transaction.

Etymology: partake + comestible + bestial + ism

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