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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Zoosumption

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Meowmixandmash

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash

Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy

Etymology: meow mix + mash

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Hospetality

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee

Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"

Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.

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Nipfeed

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Nip Feed

Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.

Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed

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Kibblenibble

Created by: poptart9

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I am going home to kibblenibble with my cat.

Etymology:

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Horsdevour

Created by: tinydancer

Pronunciation: horse-de-vower

Sentence: House guests should always pre-notify. Otherwise, like Martin, one may be left with no choice but to let the guests horsdevour the cat food.

Etymology: From the term "hors dourve"

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Mastikibble

Created by: Mirandala

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.

Etymology: masticate + kibble

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Petluck

Created by: polarpanda

Pronunciation: pet-luck

Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.

Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet

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Divigust

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust

Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.

Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.

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