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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Kibbledivvy

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee

Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.

Etymology: kibble + divvy

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Zoosumption

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Nipfeed

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Nip Feed

Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.

Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed

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Specifodder

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: "spee-cee-fod-er"

Sentence: there was much specifodder going on at the thanksgiving table between the guests and the pets.

Etymology: a combination of the words "species" and "fodder"

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Anifoodgest

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: 'a-n&-'füd -'jest

Sentence: After living with him for a week I discovered he was an anifoodgest.

Etymology: ANIMAL - Latin, from animale, neuter of animalis animate, from anima soul FOOD - Middle English fode, from Old English fOda; akin to Old High German fuotar food, fodder, Latin panis bread, pascere to feed INGEST - Latin ingestus, past participle of i

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Beastfeeding

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: beast-feeding

Sentence: Alan was really into beastfeeding.

Etymology: beast + breastfeeding

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Mizuhx

Created by: msokoloffster

Pronunciation: Miz - uhx

Sentence: Christina liked to mizuhx with her dog but not her turtle.

Etymology: Unknown...

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Felinembibe

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: fe-line-im-bibe

Sentence: I need to distract fluffy so I can get to her dish and felinembibe myself.

Etymology: feline-embibe

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Petluck

Created by: polarpanda

Pronunciation: pet-luck

Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.

Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet

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Peffet

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: peh-FAY

Sentence:

Etymology: pet, buffet

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