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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Zoosumption

Created by: ahwinters

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Meowmixandmash

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash

Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy

Etymology: meow mix + mash

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Faunorexia

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah

Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"

Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."

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Petramy

Created by: skelk

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Dooteat

Created by: kevinrio

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Petportion

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun

Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.

Etymology: pet + apportion

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Divigust

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust

Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.

Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.

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Beastfeeding

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: beast-feeding

Sentence: Alan was really into beastfeeding.

Etymology: beast + breastfeeding

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Kibblenibble

Created by: poptart9

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Sentence: I am going home to kibblenibble with my cat.

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Pestportion

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pest/por/shun

Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.

Etymology: pest + portion

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