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'But you're just a big, fat pig!'

DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

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Whenpigsfly

Created by: nicoleorndorff

Pronunciation: wen-pigz-flaeh

Sentence: I will love you whenpigsfly.

Etymology: when- a word used to describe time pigs- an animal found on a farm fly- the action of levitating off the ground for a long period of time

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Shepiglovified

Kallystie

Created by: Kallystie

Pronunciation: she-pig-lov-ified

Sentence: Sally Snout was certain that Wilbur Wart was the one. Some people would say Sally was shepiglovified. However, her shepiglovity would soon turn south when she saw Wilbur with Petunia Piggy...rolling in the mud.

Etymology: Combination of the words she, pig, love and ified to make it sound like an affliction.

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Inglove

Created by: johnnyc443

Pronunciation: In glove

Sentence: When someone has met their true love but is too ignorant to realize it

Etymology: Ingnorant (lacking of education or knowledge Love (Feeling of intense desire)

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Alooveness

Created by: KyleHumphries

Pronunciation: a-loo-v-ness

Sentence: The beautiful, young woman was married to the old, meiserly man. Everyone wondered why but only she knew, she was in a state of alooveness.

Etymology: al as in aloof ove as in love ness as in the state

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Catchtwentytwoing

Created by: zachmiracle

Pronunciation: catch-twantey-tooang

Sentence:

Etymology: Taken from the novel Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

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Sloughlove

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: sluff - luv

Sentence: Inez just would not take Tommy seriously. Tommy knew they were a perfect match in every way but he kept getting the sloughlove from her. Inez could not say what the problem was. She could find nothing wrong with Tommy, liked to spend time with him and felt attracted to him....she just couldn't put her finger on what was wrong.

Etymology: slough off + love + a play on the term "tough love" >>> slough off (discard as undesirable - love (be enamored or in love with)

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COMMENTS:

well-crafted word - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:28:00

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Influbberious

Created by: Xyzcam

Pronunciation: in-phlub-Ear-E-us

Sentence: Micheal was influbberious, he saw me in my cute short shorts hanging all over him and he just didn't even talk to me even when i was infront of him and said hi. :(

Etymology: in ; into flub ; flop obvious ; plain to see

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Mistysmitten

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Miss-tee-smitt-en

Sentence: Gary and Sally had been friends for years, everyone expected them to get together as they were the perfect match. Gary was secretly in love with her and although Sally cared deeply for him she was totally mistysmitten, she was completely blind to the fact that he was her soul mate and they would make the perfect couple.

Etymology: Misty(Hazy, indistinct) + Smitten(to be strongly attracted to someone) = Mistysmitten

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COMMENTS:

tops for tenderness and being right on the definition - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:22:00

Very nice!! - Mustang, 2009-02-12: 18:14:00

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Disinfatuatious

Created by: kathleenlarry

Pronunciation: dis un fat u a shus

Sentence: The mans love for the woman was disinfatuated becuase of the constant ignorance from her.

Etymology: dis meaning not, infatuated- to be filled with a passion of love,

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Ignoradoration

Created by: taylorgladstone

Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ad-or-a-shon

Sentence: He had no clue that she is his true love...his ignoradoration got in the way.

Etymology: ignore- to refrain from noticing or recognizing adoration- to love and cherish someone

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-08-26: 00:03:00
Today's definition was suggested by verbotomy. Thank you verbotomy. ~ James