Verboticisms

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ob luv ee us

Sentence: Bertrand was so obloveous, he failed to notice the admiring looks and attentiveness of his assistant, Wanda. He was a chemical scientist, whose right side of the brain had apparently been gripped too tight by the forceps at birth. He lived for chemical equations, experiments and reactions. She was the faithful, undemanding, caring nerd-girl with a huge IQ and stellar academic career. One day she decided to change her looks and get his under-developed attention once and for all. Some clever cosmetics to bring out her pretty face, a trip to the salon, contact lenses, a new flashy wardrobe and a resultant new sense of confidence turned Wanda from a shy lab-rat into a comic-book heroine. Bertrand knew something was afoot when he walked into work and his thick glasses immediately fogged up (a reaction). Suddenly, the table of elements and properties of inert gases no longer held the same attraction they once did. The new equation featured Wanda in his every thought. He found himself studying the romance poets for inspiration and sprucing up his own physical appearance to be worthy of her attention (an experiment). For the first time in his life, he knew what chemistry between consenting adults really meant.

Etymology: oblivious (failing to notice the obvious;forgetful, inattentive, unmindful of something) & Love (any object of warm affection or devotion;a deep feeling of sexual desire and attraction)

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COMMENTS:

Maybe it was just a case of radioattractivity. - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 01:32:00

i try to keep away from the inert gases myself, not to mention the ert ones - galwaywegian, 2009-02-12: 08:46:00

From a shy lab rat to Cinderella! Voila'!! Great word. - Mustang, 2009-02-12: 18:13:00

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Created by: kathleenlarry

Pronunciation: dis un fat u a shus

Sentence: The mans love for the woman was disinfatuated becuase of the constant ignorance from her.

Etymology: dis meaning not, infatuated- to be filled with a passion of love,

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Created by: taylorgladstone

Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ad-or-a-shon

Sentence: He had no clue that she is his true love...his ignoradoration got in the way.

Etymology: ignore- to refrain from noticing or recognizing adoration- to love and cherish someone

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Created by: Kallystie

Pronunciation: she-pig-lov-ified

Sentence: Sally Snout was certain that Wilbur Wart was the one. Some people would say Sally was shepiglovified. However, her shepiglovity would soon turn south when she saw Wilbur with Petunia Piggy...rolling in the mud.

Etymology: Combination of the words she, pig, love and ified to make it sound like an affliction.

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Created by: chrispiper

Pronunciation: plo oser

Sentence: This girl was madly in love with this guy but he was just being a plooser. someone who never acknowledged it.

Etymology: p apathy looser failed at love

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ig/nor/a/mor/ay/mus

Sentence: Sally's best friend sewed hearts on his sleeve and sculpted heart shaped topiary as a gift for her on Valentine's Day but sadly Sally was an ignoramoramus and thought he just had a fetish for hearts.

Etymology: ignore + amor + ignoramus

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COMMENTS:

she's unlikely ever to become an ignoramamorous - galwaywegian, 2009-02-12: 06:42:00

first part rhymes and the whole thing slide over the tongue and is such fun to say - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:20:00

Heart-breaking... - Nosila, 2009-02-12: 22:16:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: sow l mayt

Sentence: Porky did not recognize that Bess was his own, true sowlmate because he was sty-mied. When he finally realize what a swine and a boar he had been, he set his heart on bacon her his own.

Etymology: Soulmate (someone for whom you have a deep affinity; lifelong partner) & Sow (female swine)

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Created by: fritzgilbert

Pronunciation: B-love-ness

Sentence: Tom was married to his long love Ednis 30 years ago. Today he is now in a state of Bluvness.

Etymology: Bl-as in "blind to" uv-as in "love" Ness-as in the "state of"

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Created by: jessicadobies

Pronunciation: ig-nuh-dohr-ent

Sentence: The woman was ignadorant to her feelings of true love towards the caring man.

Etymology: ign-: meaning to ignore, coming from the word "ignorant" -ador-: meaning love coming from the word "adore"

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COMMENTS:

like^ sorry i ran out of votes - andrewmcshea, 2012-02-13: 14:58:00

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Created by: Atore78

Pronunciation: blie nuv

Sentence: Jerry and Sandy's blinove was suspected by many.

Etymology: Blin from Blind ove from love

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