Verboticisms

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: heart/of/hear/ing

Sentence: Jason just didn't listen to his inner feelings, his gut about Jenny, his best friend and confidant, always looking past her to the next disastrous girl-friend on the horizon. He was just heartofhearing.

Etymology: HEARTOFHEARING - play on hard of hearing

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Created by: ericrocksalot

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Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: counter partner - (noun for a perfect match)

Sentence: Peter had the harebrained idea to invite a bunch of honey bunnies to his hare ball, hoping to find his true love among them. Peter, in coat'n'tails, looked very debonhare, not at all like the the other harelequins. Making a haremonic progression among the lovely honey bunnies, he approached Jean Harelow, the sexiest hare piece of all. She smiled, immediately attracted by his hare raising charms. "My what a beautiful hare dress you're wearing! I love your blonde hare style," Peter gushed, giving her his stale old harelines. The whiffs of bad air, from his hare lips, twitched her nose up. She stared down at him, giving him the silent treatment, and a real hare cut. By a hare's breath, she was unwilling to give his other qualities their proper hare due, even though he was her perfect counterpartner.

Etymology: COUNTERPART, PARTNER. Counterpart - either of two parts that fit together or are complementary. Partner - either member of an established couple in a love relationship.

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COMMENTS:

Another wiled hare story! (I don't think there is anything left for tomorrow ... might not make my goal ... of a wiled hair for every day this week.) - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 01:24:00

Love your hare-raising stories...they are 14 carrot! Reminds me of some bunnies we once had...Rabbit Redford, Bunny Goodman and Scarlett O'Hare! - Nosila, 2009-02-12: 01:33:00

counter could also be opposed to - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-12: 13:17:00

absolutely correct Jabberwocky. It so obvious I didn't even give it a thought. - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:24:00

guess the word could fit both parts of the definition Jabberwocky ... thanks for pointing that out! Now blow in my ear and give me a brain transplant, so I won't be such an air head, or should that be harehead again! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:45:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: impərəfekshən

Sentence: When they first met John & Jane were not attracted to each other. Neither is exactly a runway model but after hanging out for a while imperaffection set in. Beauty may only be skin deep but these two are happy down to their bones.

Etymology: imperfect (faulty) + affection (a gentle feeling of fondness or liking)

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Created by: Kallystie

Pronunciation: she-pig-lov-ified

Sentence: Sally Snout was certain that Wilbur Wart was the one. Some people would say Sally was shepiglovified. However, her shepiglovity would soon turn south when she saw Wilbur with Petunia Piggy...rolling in the mud.

Etymology: Combination of the words she, pig, love and ified to make it sound like an affliction.

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: sow l mayt

Sentence: Porky did not recognize that Bess was his own, true sowlmate because he was sty-mied. When he finally realize what a swine and a boar he had been, he set his heart on bacon her his own.

Etymology: Soulmate (someone for whom you have a deep affinity; lifelong partner) & Sow (female swine)

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Created by: rachelbree

Pronunciation: (in-cO-phat-U-A-shon)

Sentence: The dull pig was struck with incofatuation. He was unable to see the one other pig who would make him happy.

Etymology: In: in, into co: together fat: most rewarding part

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A mix of incoherent and infatuation. - rachelbree, 2012-02-13: 14:59:00

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Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: dis CARD or

Sentence: Helene discardored her relationship with the hideous Sebastien. However, the strange brew of emotions they felt toward each other would tempt her to return to his revoltingly attractive personality, again and again...

Etymology: discardor - From the words discard (to lay aside) and ardor (feel strong passion for).

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Created by: johnnyc443

Pronunciation: In glove

Sentence: When someone has met their true love but is too ignorant to realize it

Etymology: Ingnorant (lacking of education or knowledge Love (Feeling of intense desire)

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: miss der ite

Sentence: Unfortunately her mister right continued on his merry way having missedherright under his (considerable)nose

Etymology: mister right, missed her

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COMMENTS:

lovely - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-12: 13:16:00

Super Duper! luv it! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:31:00

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