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'But you're just a big, fat pig!'

DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

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Ignoramoramus

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ig/nor/a/mor/ay/mus

Sentence: Sally's best friend sewed hearts on his sleeve and sculpted heart shaped topiary as a gift for her on Valentine's Day but sadly Sally was an ignoramoramus and thought he just had a fetish for hearts.

Etymology: ignore + amor + ignoramus

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COMMENTS:

she's unlikely ever to become an ignoramamorous - galwaywegian, 2009-02-12: 06:42:00

first part rhymes and the whole thing slide over the tongue and is such fun to say - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:20:00

Heart-breaking... - Nosila, 2009-02-12: 22:16:00

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Disreheartful

Created by: andrewmcshea

Pronunciation: dis ree hart full

Sentence: Those two pigs are very disreheartful of each other. They love each other unconditionally, with their hearts, even though they each have a lot of warts and don't realized they love one another.

Etymology: Disregardful (thoughtless); Heart (the part of the body where love happens)

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COMMENTS:

this is awesome dude!!!!!!! u rock - andrewmcshea, 2012-02-13: 14:52:00

ur a genius boi - andrewmcshea, 2012-02-13: 14:52:00

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Loveumousblidous

Created by: xavierLCHS9

Pronunciation: loveu mous blind ous

Sentence: His loveumousblindous for her was so unbarring he shot himself in the head

Etymology: loveu-love mous-alot blind-blind ous-ous

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Amourignorare

corinnecreason

Created by: corinnecreason

Pronunciation: ah-mor-ig-nor-are

Sentence: To ignore love, or to be too ignorant to see it.

Etymology: Latin/Italian roots

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Heartofhearing

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: heart/of/hear/ing

Sentence: Jason just didn't listen to his inner feelings, his gut about Jenny, his best friend and confidant, always looking past her to the next disastrous girl-friend on the horizon. He was just heartofhearing.

Etymology: HEARTOFHEARING - play on hard of hearing

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Missedherright

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: miss der ite

Sentence: Unfortunately her mister right continued on his merry way having missedherright under his (considerable)nose

Etymology: mister right, missed her

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COMMENTS:

lovely - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-12: 13:16:00

Super Duper! luv it! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:31:00

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Sowlmate

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: sow l mayt

Sentence: Porky did not recognize that Bess was his own, true sowlmate because he was sty-mied. When he finally realize what a swine and a boar he had been, he set his heart on bacon her his own.

Etymology: Soulmate (someone for whom you have a deep affinity; lifelong partner) & Sow (female swine)

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Dismatch

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: dismach

Sentence: John and Gina are a perfect couple. They like the same foods, go to the same movies, have the same recreation interests. They can finish each other's sentences. To their friends, they are soul mates. To them it is a complete dismatch. They are so much alike that all they see in each other are their own faults. They can hang out all weekend but if someone suggests that they are dating, the reaction is a snort and a "you've gotta be kidding".

Etymology: dis (act or speak in a disrespectful way toward) + match (a pair that corresponds or is very similar)

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COMMENTS:

easy to say and remember as well as excellent - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:27:00

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Sloughlove

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: sluff - luv

Sentence: Inez just would not take Tommy seriously. Tommy knew they were a perfect match in every way but he kept getting the sloughlove from her. Inez could not say what the problem was. She could find nothing wrong with Tommy, liked to spend time with him and felt attracted to him....she just couldn't put her finger on what was wrong.

Etymology: slough off + love + a play on the term "tough love" >>> slough off (discard as undesirable - love (be enamored or in love with)

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well-crafted word - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:28:00

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Influbberious

Created by: Xyzcam

Pronunciation: in-phlub-Ear-E-us

Sentence: Micheal was influbberious, he saw me in my cute short shorts hanging all over him and he just didn't even talk to me even when i was infront of him and said hi. :(

Etymology: in ; into flub ; flop obvious ; plain to see

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Today's definition was suggested by verbotomy. Thank you verbotomy. ~ James