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'But you're just a big, fat pig!'

DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

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Plooser

Created by: chrispiper

Pronunciation: plo oser

Sentence: This girl was madly in love with this guy but he was just being a plooser. someone who never acknowledged it.

Etymology: p apathy looser failed at love

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Sentbod

Created by: MandeepSandhu

Pronunciation: (sent-bod)

Sentence: The message that i recieved from you made me feel sentbod because i kept thinking about you.

Etymology: to feel, think

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Interiderg

Created by: ericrocksalot

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Influbberious

Created by: Xyzcam

Pronunciation: in-phlub-Ear-E-us

Sentence: Micheal was influbberious, he saw me in my cute short shorts hanging all over him and he just didn't even talk to me even when i was infront of him and said hi. :(

Etymology: in ; into flub ; flop obvious ; plain to see

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Ignoradoration

Created by: taylorgladstone

Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ad-or-a-shon

Sentence: He had no clue that she is his true love...his ignoradoration got in the way.

Etymology: ignore- to refrain from noticing or recognizing adoration- to love and cherish someone

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Pigpenpals

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: p igg p enn pahls

Sentence: "we've got to be pigpenpals" she whispered. "I'm a hog for you baby" he replied.

Etymology: penpals pigpen

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Inflatuated

Created by: kateinkorea

Pronunciation: in FLAT jew A ted

Sentence: His infatuation that was keeping him up at nights quickly became inflatuation as he got that queasy feeling, that knot in his stomach, listening to his friends make pig noises as she walked by. He knew he couldn't do any better than her; she was kind, sweet and smart. But in spite of the fact that he was no 'sight for sore eyes' himself, he had to take a pass. He had been inflatuated.

Etymology: INFATUATED: Having a very strong feeling of love so that you cannot think clearly FLAT:lacking interest or enthusiasm FLATULENCE: An uncomfortable feeling (caused by too much gas in the stomach)

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COMMENTS:

Kudos for the funniest verbotomy of the day - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:30:00

He acted in an inflantile manner, for sure! - Nosila, 2009-02-12: 22:15:00

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Obloveious

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Created by: corinneiscoolerthanzach

Pronunciation: ob luv ee us

Sentence: It was like the story of Pigmalion. Prof.Henry Piggins (he of the Swine Lake and Ham-let fame) was obloveious to the fact that his protegee, Miss Eliza Sueylittle (as played by Miss Piggy in the Hollywood movie version) had turned from an experiment into his one true love. Although he was much older than her (his nickname was Jurassic Pork)and an old boar, he was sty-mied that she had turned into sow beautiful a creation. (From a sow's ear into a silk purse, some would say. They would be linked forever and have an oinkredible relationship.

Etymology: Oblivious (unmindful,inattentive) & Love (any object of warm affection or devotion)

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Sensade

Created by: elenalombardi

Pronunciation: sens-ayy-duhh

Sentence: My sensade for you has become stronger, but you keep refusing it.

Etymology: sens- feeling(s), to feel

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Whenpigsfly

Created by: nicoleorndorff

Pronunciation: wen-pigz-flaeh

Sentence: I will love you whenpigsfly.

Etymology: when- a word used to describe time pigs- an animal found on a farm fly- the action of levitating off the ground for a long period of time

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-08-26: 00:03:00
Today's definition was suggested by verbotomy. Thank you verbotomy. ~ James