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DEFINITION: n An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. v. tr. To speak to an animal using such a language.

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Goonygooage

Created by: looseball

Pronunciation: goony+goo+age

Sentence: Heck man her goonygooage is taking all my time. I'm going to through that mut out the window.

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Dogguage

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: dog/gwij

Sentence: The language of choice for her three pups was dogguage. Even though it was gobbledygook to everyone else and sounded cutsey-wutsey, her pups were bonded to her and understood every rhyming couplet of her dogguage and loved her for it.

Etymology: dog + language

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Quoopy

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: qu-oo-pee

Sentence: That woman needs to stop quoopy-ing her dog.

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Yapanease

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: yap/an/eez

Sentence: Any breed of dog will readily understand yapanease. It is the easiest of all languages to master.

Etymology: yap + ease

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COMMENTS:

no yapollogies! excellent - galwaywegian, 2007-12-27: 12:44:00

Catchy and cute ... and right on the meaning! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-27: 19:30:00

Hot diggety dog! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:17:00

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Poochiepoo

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: poo chee poo

Sentence: Mariana always speaks poochiepoo with her pet pooch.

Etymology: pooch (from English), coochie coo (from baby talk)

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Doggatory

Created by: imashelcha

Pronunciation: Like "derrogatory", only condenced.

Sentence:

Etymology: From derrogatory, applied to dogs.

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Dogalect

Created by: xirtam

Pronunciation: dawg-uh-lekt

Sentence: Tom had a distinct dogalect when he used to communicate with his dog. And somehow the she seemed to understand, although everybody else thought he was quite insane.

Etymology: Dog: a domesticated canid. + Dialect: a special variety of a language.

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Poochylovspeak

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: poo-ch-ee-low-va-spee-ka

Sentence: I happen to be fluent in poochylovspeak because I have a dog. Here let me try asking him. "gooshy mushy goo? moggy woggy shoogms! google ashiwah!! yesh yer! yesh yer! pooshy wooshy mugy wugims!"

Etymology: pooch:dog + love:affection + speak:langauge

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