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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
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Hagcessory
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree
Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!
Etymology: hag, accessory
Skunkpunk
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: skungk-pungk
Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly
Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.
Fashunattractive
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive
Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."
Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)
Warddrab
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: war - drab
Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.
Etymology: wardrobe + drab
Bewear
Created by: administraitor
Pronunciation: be-ware
Sentence: Jane's bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off!
Etymology: beware + wear
Urkelestomy
Created by: mythman
Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee
Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.
Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"
Deflexappeal
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel
Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.
Etymology: deflect + sex appeal
Funkicron
Created by: Karuma
Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron
Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.
Etymology:
Repeliaattrack
Created by: kellii3
Pronunciation: re pell a at track
Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack
Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract
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applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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