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'Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Funkicron

Created by: Karuma

Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron

Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.

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Grapeshotsilk

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk

Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.

Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk

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Perelent

Created by: callie17

Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt

Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.

Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent

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Urkelestomy

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee

Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.

Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"

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Farquniform

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: fuk-you-nee-form

Sentence: i knew the date would be a disaster when she turned up in a farquniform

Etymology: uniform, f*ck you

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ha! - remistram, 2007-08-13: 09:37:00

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Fashunattractive

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive

Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."

Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)

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Prebuff

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: pre + buff

Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.

Etymology: Guess!

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Taserblazer

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr

Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.

Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)

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Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00