Vote for the best verboticism.
DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.
Verboticisms
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Blooople
Created by: metro1
Pronunciation: blew-pill
Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.
Etymology: Blooper + pill
Morogorrhea
Created by: Kazizzle
Pronunciation: more/aug/ore/eah
Sentence: Nick experienced a very serious case of morogorrhea when he spewed nasty rumors about the party host, only to realize he'd been talking to him all along.
Etymology: Moron - a person of borderline intelligence and Logorrhea - an excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Also, "rrhea" could be from "diarrhea", as in "verbal diarrhea".
Einstoner
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Eyen-stone-er
Sentence: That guy is such a dofus. He comes over with his stupid hair and big glasses and ask's us what the meaning of life is then talks about how he wants to bang Mrs. Daws, the 84 year old ex pornstar. Like wtf man, he is such an Einstoner.
Etymology: Einstein - An iconic theoretical physicist who had a higher than average IQ and was thought to be a genius. Stoner - Somebody who smokes weed, but can also be used to describe somebody who is slow or dumb.
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COMMENTS:
love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-01-18: 07:25:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:15:00
Great word; great sentence! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:45:00
Roared with laughter! What a throwback to the 50's and 60's! Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:57:00
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Jumpspeak
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: jemp speek
Sentence: Her mouth would jumpspeak faster than thoughts flew threw it.
Etymology: a combo of jump which is to spring forth suddenly and speak which is to talk - jumpspeak
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COMMENTS:
It was a hard choice for me today, for I also wanted to submit impulsay. But to do two for one, is not the way! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 08:29:00
Impulsay is very nice, I'd vote for it in a trice. Oh what the heck, I'll cast my vote, you always take time to jot a note - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:29:00
Jumpspeak & Impulsay are very good words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:48:00
I guess he was often accused of "jumping down someone throat!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:03:00
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Addiot
Created by: Zangamarth
Pronunciation: A-dede-yit
Sentence: That guy can't shut his mouth. What an ADDiot.
Etymology: The Attention Deficit Disorder combined with idiot, minus the I. Having ADD, I can joke about it...Hey look, a squirrel!
Utternonsense
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: udder nonsens
Sentence: Kirk's idea of sweet-talking a new girl, was to whisper utternonsense in her ears...almost always without success.
Etymology: utter (say) & nonsense (foolishness)
Idolaliate
Created by: cyberinsekt
Pronunciation: eye-doh-LAY-lee-ate
Sentence:
Etymology: id (Freudian self, ego), idol (from Gk. eidolon, image), lalia (Gk. to talk)
Sayathink
Created by: purpleman
Pronunciation: say/a/think
Sentence: everyone does it!!!!
Etymology: say+think
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COMMENTS:
Missed this one first time around. Good use of Anglo-Saxon words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-06: 20:57:00
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Nonsensequitur
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: non/sence/kwi/tur
Sentence: Everything Chris uttered was a nonsensequitur. He decided his only option was to become a politician.
Etymology: nonsense + nonsequitur
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COMMENTS:
So very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00
Fun word ... kind of cartoony loony, too! Thanks for the very nice rhyming remark today. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:04:00
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Comments:
Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?
Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...