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'I guess I said the wrong thing'

DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.

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Morogorrhea

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: more/aug/ore/eah

Sentence: Nick experienced a very serious case of morogorrhea when he spewed nasty rumors about the party host, only to realize he'd been talking to him all along.

Etymology: Moron - a person of borderline intelligence and Logorrhea - an excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Also, "rrhea" could be from "diarrhea", as in "verbal diarrhea".

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Idolaliate

Created by: cyberinsekt

Pronunciation: eye-doh-LAY-lee-ate

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Etymology: id (Freudian self, ego), idol (from Gk. eidolon, image), lalia (Gk. to talk)

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Trevor

Created by: mrmister

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Kluttzerance

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: KLUTZ ur unse

Sentence: I committed a 5 star-rated kluttzerance when I was a little girl. I thought this nice old man who my parents befriended looked like a monkey so I told him!

Etymology: blend of klutz, thick as + utterance

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COMMENTS:

very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:16:00

I like it a lot! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00

CaveAt Cricketor: Don't mention the word "monkey" around one of your fellow Bananabenders! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:14:00

This describes me perfectly when I not only trip over my brain, but over my tongue, then it's a double-klutz-erance! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:55:00

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Blooople

Created by: metro1

Pronunciation: blew-pill

Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.

Etymology: Blooper + pill

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Shitchat

Created by: Nimbulan

Pronunciation: /shit*chat/

Sentence: "A penny for your thoughts Mindy?" "Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?" "....A"

Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech.

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COMMENTS:

lol nice combo, sounds like 'chit-chat'! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00

I 've had many of them! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00

I was hoping you'd explain why people don't fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00

Chuckling... very expressive! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00

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Unconscioustalker

Created by: visavis

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Blurtomaly

Created by: dangerboy0o

Pronunciation: Blur-tom-a-lee

Sentence: "How'd your interview go?" "Bad, I made a Blurtomaly about the cholesterol in the corner of her eye. I can't believe I did that."

Etymology: Blurt (To say with little thought) and Anomaly (Usually Unusual Event).

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COMMENTS:

Clever word... And cholesterol in the eye? Oh my! She'd best go see a doctor about that. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:34:00

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Trousertalk

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: tr ow zur tawk

Sentence: his trousertalking got him into more trouble than his fingerwalking

Etymology: talking with your trousers.

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COMMENTS:

Very interesting word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:54:00

perhaps his trouble is that he gets trousered too often! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:59:00

Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian? - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:39:00

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Sayathink

Created by: purpleman

Pronunciation: say/a/think

Sentence: everyone does it!!!!

Etymology: say+think

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COMMENTS:

Missed this one first time around. Good use of Anglo-Saxon words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-06: 20:57:00

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Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?

Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...