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DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

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Backpatsturbate

Created by: warped

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Sentence: As Phil showed his guests his collection of high school trophies, it was obvious he was backpatsturbating.

Etymology: ......I'm not even gonna go there, this is a family website. You guys should be able to figure this one out.

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Satisfried

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: sa-tis-frid

Sentence: Rodney was totally satisfried with his own work. In fact he was cooking in it.

Etymology: satisfy + fried

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Hesaschmuck

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: he's-a-schmuck

Sentence: Jees, hesaschmuck! Just look how he gloats about his own ideas.

Etymology: He's+a+schmuck - kinda obvious

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Glowt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: glo/t

Sentence: All day long all he did was glowt, glowt, glowt - it was very annoying.

Etymology: glow + gloat

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Egongratulate

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ee-gon-grat-u-layt

Sentence: Although the praise of his friends was nice (if, somewhat surprisingly, rare), nothing gave Clive so much satisfaction as to egongratulate himself at every opportunity

Etymology: ego + congratulate

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Egloat

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: e-gloat

Sentence: When I read Chris's word, I suddenly realized that I could think of a better one, and so I did. That's why I'm egloating now. Any questions?

Etymology: ego+gloat

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