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DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

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Egongratulate

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ee-gon-grat-u-layt

Sentence: Although the praise of his friends was nice (if, somewhat surprisingly, rare), nothing gave Clive so much satisfaction as to egongratulate himself at every opportunity

Etymology: ego + congratulate

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Narcissibate

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: nar sis ih bate

Sentence:

Etymology: narcissistic masturbation

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Smainy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: sm/eyn

Sentence: He is a self-centred, smainy character.

Etymology: smug + vain

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Satisfried

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: sa-tis-frid

Sentence: Rodney was totally satisfried with his own work. In fact he was cooking in it.

Etymology: satisfy + fried

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Vaniteous

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: van/eee/chus

Sentence: The man felt vaniteous today for he had acomplished a feat no other could do!

Etymology: Vanity + eous

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Backpatsturbate

Created by: warped

Pronunciation:

Sentence: As Phil showed his guests his collection of high school trophies, it was obvious he was backpatsturbating.

Etymology: ......I'm not even gonna go there, this is a family website. You guys should be able to figure this one out.

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Egoentrails

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ego/en/trales

Sentence: Standing there in front of the mirror, he realized that if his egoentrails had carried him this far, the keys to the executive washroom weren't that far away.

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