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DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

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Narcissibate

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: nar sis ih bate

Sentence:

Etymology: narcissistic masturbation

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Egoentrails

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ego/en/trales

Sentence: Standing there in front of the mirror, he realized that if his egoentrails had carried him this far, the keys to the executive washroom weren't that far away.

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Selfgratulation

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: self-grat-yoo-LAY-shun

Sentence: Pete exuded selfgratulation in all that he did never showing that he was anything but confident and satisfied with his work.

Etymology: self + congratulation

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Egongratulations

Created by: Mauserketi

Pronunciation: Ee-goe-grad-jue-lae-shuns

Sentence: We don't need to thank Jim for his help, because he's happy enough with egongratulations.

Etymology: Combination of ego and congratulations.

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Smide

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: smug + pride

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Backpatsturbate

Created by: warped

Pronunciation:

Sentence: As Phil showed his guests his collection of high school trophies, it was obvious he was backpatsturbating.

Etymology: ......I'm not even gonna go there, this is a family website. You guys should be able to figure this one out.

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Glowt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: glo/t

Sentence: All day long all he did was glowt, glowt, glowt - it was very annoying.

Etymology: glow + gloat

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Complehint

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Comp-leh-hint

Sentence: Henry went around the neighborhood to complehint about building the new entertainment center we got at Wal-Mart.

Etymology: Complehint is a mush of the words compliment and hint. The meaning is to compliment oneself while hinting for a compliment from others.

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