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DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

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Selfgratulation

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: self-grat-yoo-LAY-shun

Sentence: Pete exuded selfgratulation in all that he did never showing that he was anything but confident and satisfied with his work.

Etymology: self + congratulation

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Thejerkatwork

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: the jerk at work

Sentence: Mike never feels like he gets recognized for his performance so to compensate he has become thejerkatwork.

Etymology: the + jerk + at+ Work

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Backpatsturbate

Created by: warped

Pronunciation:

Sentence: As Phil showed his guests his collection of high school trophies, it was obvious he was backpatsturbating.

Etymology: ......I'm not even gonna go there, this is a family website. You guys should be able to figure this one out.

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Grandeyourego

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: Gran-de-Your-E-go

Sentence: He had a bad Habit of GrandeyourEgoing himself

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Smide

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: smug + pride

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Narcissibate

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: nar sis ih bate

Sentence:

Etymology: narcissistic masturbation

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Vaniteous

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: van/eee/chus

Sentence: The man felt vaniteous today for he had acomplished a feat no other could do!

Etymology: Vanity + eous

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Egoentrails

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ego/en/trales

Sentence: Standing there in front of the mirror, he realized that if his egoentrails had carried him this far, the keys to the executive washroom weren't that far away.

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