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DEFINITION: To put your foot in your mouth by saying what you're thinking, rather that thinking of what your saying.
Verboticisms
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Freudfootenmouth
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation: freud-foot-in-mouth
Sentence: I just freudfootenmouth-ed by telling her that she had nice boobs instead of boots.
Etymology: freud: as in "freudian slip", footen mouth: as in foot in mouth.
Tongueshui
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: tung-shway
Sentence: When he tried to charm the beautiful girl at the bar, Jeremy's tongueshui was once again his downfall.
Etymology: tongue + feng shui
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COMMENTS:
tongueshui sounds like you would always say the appropriate thing but I love the way it sounds - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-05: 16:31:00
You can have bad feng shui, right? But yeah, I was a bit confused by today's definition, so I went for the aesthetics instead. (I've figured it out now) - sodium, 2007-02-06: 00:26:00
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Podios
Created by: mja188
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Jim didn't realize until it was too late, that he podiosed.
Etymology: "pod" from latin foot , "in os" is latin for in the mouth. possible alternate is podinos however podios sounds better.
Brainfart
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: BRANE-fart
Sentence: "Hey Meg, great ass..sesment back there in the meeting" One thing you could say about Bobby, he could cover a brainfart better than a can of lysol.
Etymology: umm, we used to use this alot back in highschool, college...I is surprised no one else put it up yet...brain+fart
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COMMENTS:
HA! Very funny sentence!!! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-05: 11:19:00
Yeah, funny! - wordmeister, 2007-02-05: 19:56:00
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Flawpaw
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: flaw/paw
Sentence: Every flawpaw knows when he can't yank his pied from the palate of a pixie, it's high time he hoof it out of town.
Etymology: flaw + paw
Oraloops
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: or - ul -oops
Sentence: Justin stuttered as he tried to recover from his oraloops when "boobs" slipped out instead of "boots while he was trying to charm Amber.
Etymology: Oral - Latin or-, os mouth; Oops - surprise, or dismay
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COMMENTS:
good word in the "oral tradition" - wordmeister, 2007-02-05: 19:52:00
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Pedoralisis
Created by: moltentim
Pronunciation: ped-oral-isis
Sentence: Jim was diagnosed with pedoralisis after he told the doctor, "anybody could do this."
Etymology: foot + mouth + dysfunction
Mouthfreudercize
Created by: pandafever
Pronunciation: mowth-froud-err-cize
Sentence:
Etymology:
Comments:
ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 02:06:00
Isn't that what a Freudian slip is?
Discoveria - 2007-02-05: 04:12:00
Yes, I think so too.
Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 07:10:00
No, it's not a Freudian slip, it's a Freudianblip mahahahaha...
ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 09:35:00
You know what _I_ think we need a word for? A word for a non-Freudian slip of the tongue. Granted, I don't think Freud thought that they existed, but enough people do that it'd be nice to have a word to differentiate the two situations.
Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 10:00:00
I like blaming Freud, the sex-obsessed legend deserves it! Plus, one word is enough, so, next verboticism please.
Hey ErWenn, Thanks for the suggestion! I will see if I can create a definition for that... ~ James